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I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
7 time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong

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AARO
Mar 9, 2005

by Lowtax
Holy poo poo you have a lot of probations.

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Drugs should be mandatory for the Tour de France. For participants and spectators.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
That sure is a description of a random sports celerity.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i dont care what people say, he was real good at riding a bicycle

texasmed
May 27, 2004
lance is a god drat hero. gently caress the haters. america.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i think it is inspiring how he overcame aids which he got from taking dicks in every hole all day every day for years

KM Scorchio
Feb 13, 2008

"If you don't find rape hilarious, you're a sensitive crybaby."
Based on his rap sheet this is probably the best post I.N.R.I has ever made. Grats op.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
You know what's awesome? There is a George Carlin thing from like 15 years ago and he says something like "I know everybody loves Tiger Woods and Lance Armstrong but trust me, they are both phonies and full of poo poo and something will come out about those two eventually, I just have a feeling" and holy poo poo the man was 100% right.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
no one would care about tiger woods' many, many personal problems if he could still play golf worth a drat

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

AARO posted:

Holy poo poo you have a lot of probations.

It says probated for his avatar but rap sheet says banned for doing FYAD's in sa-mart. We are being hacked.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

KM Scorchio posted:

Based on his rap sheet this is probably the best post I.N.R.I has ever made. Grats op.

judging posters on their rap sheets is pretty retarded

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Like Hitler he only had one ball

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

I'm sad that there will never be a sequel to Metal Gear Rising.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

KM Scorchio posted:

Based on his rap sheet this is probably the best post I.N.R.I has ever made. Grats op.

you're loving stupid

KM Scorchio
Feb 13, 2008

"If you don't find rape hilarious, you're a sensitive crybaby."

Enfield posted:

judging posters on their rap sheets is pretty retarded

Agreed, pages of probations for being a racist arsehole tell us nothing about the quality of the OP, yup yup yup.

I AM THE TOILET
Jul 11, 2016

Enfield posted:

judging posters on their rap sheets is pretty retarded

then what good are they for

KM Scorchio
Feb 13, 2008

"If you don't find rape hilarious, you're a sensitive crybaby."

Iron Prince posted:

you're loving stupid

You're not wrong.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Doping should be mandatory because we have reached the natural human performance limit. In 30 years no records will be broken anymore without a bit of chemical help

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
We will circumvent the doping laws with cybernetics, gene therapy and implants

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

I.N.R.I posted:

7 time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong

do you also take epo when you compete in bike races? whats in your finishing bottle?

I AM THE TOILET
Jul 11, 2016
gonna be sick on first day of work and its the night shift my life is hosed oh god

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

KM Scorchio posted:

Agreed, pages of probations for being a racist arsehole tell us nothing about the quality of the OP, yup yup yup.

INRI is not in a position of power or privilege so he can't be racist

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Lance Armstrong is just a loving drunk these days, he just sits around texas drinking "lanceritas" lol

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Decebal posted:

Doping should be mandatory because we have reached the natural human performance limit. In 30 years no records will be broken anymore without a bit of chemical help

Competitors should be given one day's access to a shed full of tools and old junk. Anything they can build within that day is legal for them to use. Next Olympics won by The A-Team.

Eleanor Pwnsevelt
Dec 25, 2003

Can't spell Lance Armstrong without Lance Storm



4-Time WWF Tag Team champion

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


O.K.!!

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
The nation of France was so loving pissy that a Texan was knocking their cyclists dicks in the dirt

Nevermind that everyone in the top thirty or something of every Tour has tested positive at some race or another

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Toadvine posted:

The nation of France was so loving pissy that a Texan was knocking their cyclists dicks in the dirt

Nevermind that everyone in the top thirty or something of every Tour has tested positive at some race or another

they had a positive attitude

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

he shouldnt have had sex with all those ladies

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



AARO posted:

Holy poo poo you have a lot of probations.

INRI relies on posting enhancing drugs - this thread is a smokescreen.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
he walked on the moon, give him a break

Cosmic Charlie
Apr 6, 2009

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

Germstore posted:

he walked on the moon, give him a break

Actually that was his great, great grandfather buzz aldrin

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
unlike fyad, armstrong could spin his wheels for a decade and end up someplace new

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Hey, what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

Michael Jackson hosed little kids.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

KM Scorchio posted:

Agreed, pages of probations for being a racist arsehole tell us nothing about the quality of the OP, yup yup yup.

U dont like racism?

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Jose posted:

do you also take epo when you compete in bike races? whats in your finishing bottle?

caffiene only. altho im not opposed to popping a few paracetamol before a TT :-)

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
No matter how vilified Lance Armstrong gets, you can't ignore the fact that he very rarely fell over or ran into things on his bike. You have to respect that level of technical proficiency.

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Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
racism is pretty dumb and bad, just putting that out there

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