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scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015


i was just thinking it would be cool if cabela's sold trucks.

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the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

be the change u wish to see in the world

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax


if they sell at atvs you could like tape 4 of them together it's basically a truck

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001



I'm the guy going to cabelas to eat in the cafe

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005


Buglord

Full Metal Jackass posted:

I'm the guy going to cabelas to eat in the cafe

this but at ikea instead

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FAR FUTURE THERE IS ONLY- WAIT SHIT IS THAT A SKELETON?



There's a Cabela's in my hometown in Michigan and there's a truck dealership a block away. That's pretty close to what you want, OP.

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015


Who What Now posted:

There's a Cabela's in my hometown in Michigan and there's a truck dealership a block away. That's pretty close to what you want, OP.

that's close but i meant brand new trucks that come pre camo wrapped and a shotgun/rifle rack built into the frame.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[A]sk me about OS/2 WARP


cant you already just get that from ford

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo


tbh cabellas would make the kind of trucks the consumer wants

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo


i need a gun rack for my gun rack *begins nodding*

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless


It would be cool if Cabelas advertised a free truck at midnight and then locked the doors and burnt the buildings down with everyone that showed up trapped inside.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

i want to shoot a deer and play with its blood

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo


when i was a small redneck child i used to look at duck decoys from the magazine before school

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003



can I just buy a truck made out of guns?

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015


Enfield posted:

tbh cabellas would make the kind of trucks the consumer wants

my cabella's truck would have tank treads to help crush trees and bone

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo


i keep my truck in a deer tree stand

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009



Sheep-Goats posted:

It would be cool if Cabelas advertised a free truck at midnight and then locked the doors and burnt the buildings down with everyone that showed up trapped inside.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012



cacs itt

Sir Not Appearing
Apr 26, 2004



Just imagine if you could buy a diesel 4x4, a case of dip, Oakley M-frames , ammo, Brantley Gilbert shirts, rebel flags and camo all under the same roof.

Sir Not Appearing fucked around with this message at 22:31 on Sep 4, 2016

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009




scott zoloft posted:

that's close but i meant brand new trucks that come pre camo wrapped and a shotgun/rifle rack built into the frame.

Anyone that drives a ttruk like this deserves a swift death asap

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FAR FUTURE THERE IS ONLY- WAIT SHIT IS THAT A SKELETON?



scott zoloft posted:

that's close but i meant brand new trucks that come pre camo wrapped and a shotgun/rifle rack built into the frame.

It's Michigan, I guarantee you could get that right off the lot.

drunkb
Aug 14, 2009



The Great Twist

Full Metal Jackass posted:

I'm the guy going to cabelas to eat in the cafe

I thought you were joking, but I went to their site. The menu looks good. They just built one about 20 minutes from me and my son is a fishing junkie. Gonna see what the Cuban Reuben and cheese curds are all about.

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx


Jonny 290 posted:

cant you already just get that from ford

Yeah this? I would be really surprised if one of the big American three hadn't done a Cabela's edition

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!

Wedge Regret

Costco sells trucks. Why not cabelas?

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.


needs a Calvin pissing on Bass Pro Shops sticker on the rear window

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


FogHelmut posted:

needs a Calvin pissing on Bass Pro Shops sticker on the rear window

Oh drat harsh.

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015


do you think you need a college degree to get to work in the cafe?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FAR FUTURE THERE IS ONLY- WAIT SHIT IS THAT A SKELETON?



drunkb posted:

I thought you were joking, but I went to their site. The menu looks good. They just built one about 20 minutes from me and my son is a fishing junkie. Gonna see what the Cuban Reuben and cheese curds are all about.

It's not bad but it's way overpriced.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FAR FUTURE THERE IS ONLY- WAIT SHIT IS THAT A SKELETON?



I worked at Cabela's AMA

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009



Do you guys cook up the fish from the viewing tanks and serve them to people

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FAR FUTURE THERE IS ONLY- WAIT SHIT IS THAT A SKELETON?



Despite my frequent protests and submissions to the suggestion box, no we did not.

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Enfield posted:

when i was a small redneck child i used to look at duck decoys from the magazine before school

I knew there was a reason I liked you. I had both the Orvis and the LL Bean catalogs.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014



Who What Now posted:

I worked at Cabela's AMA
why was the shooting gallery always broken

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!

Wedge Regret

At the deli, do they serve authentic bison burgers?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FAR FUTURE THERE IS ONLY- WAIT SHIT IS THAT A SKELETON?



symbolic posted:

why was the shooting gallery always broken

It broke down once and since it never made any money they never fixed it. It's was completely removed like 3 years after the store opened.

Edgar posted:

At the deli, do they serve authentic bison burgers?

Yeah. It's actually really flavorless and bland.

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008



Dirk Squarejaw posted:

Just imagine if you could buy a diesel 4x4, a case of dip, Oakley M-frames , ammo, Brantley Gilbert shirts, rebel flags and camo all under the same roof.

i didnt know who brantly gilbert was so i looked him up. Wow what a raging human being. I dont mean human being like a slur, i mean like he probably takes dix on the reg.

Like Criss Angel but worse.

penus penus penus
Nov 8, 2014

by piss__donald


I like their ammo selection. I don't like the crowd. But every single time I go there is at least one retardedly hot woman looking at guns so I guess I can't hate all of them.

Cabelas branded trucks would sell like hotcakes though

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015


every truck display should have an insanely hot woman showing off its towing ability

trash person
Apr 4, 2006

Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!


Hello I am Phil I am valued Cabela's customer!

I have recently bought a new truck and cowboy hat to drive around my suburban streets and neighborhood and was wondering if you could make everything more camo? Like, camo gasoline? Camo windshield? I would prefer every piece of that truck be camo I am unable to feel masculine without suburban cowboy decor on every thing I own

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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless


If they sold trucks at Cabela's they would cost 150% more than retail.

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