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Blue Train posted:gonna build a murder bot to off myself I read about some old guy that did this already. His kids were going to put him in an old folks home so he built a pistol firing robot, took it out to his backyard and set it up. He was worried about those attempted suicides who just coma themselves, so this bot would just keep firing the gun. He really showed his kids he could take care of himself.
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Sep 6, 2016 06:49
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Heat death of the universe is my favourite option, if I have to pick one. Maybe heat death of the next universe would be preferable though.
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Sep 6, 2016 06:52
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ianmacdo posted:I read about some old guy that did this already. His kids were going to put him in an old folks home so he built a pistol firing robot, took it out to his backyard and set it up. He was worried about those attempted suicides who just coma themselves, so this bot would just keep firing the gun. He really showed his kids he could take care of himself. Reminds me of this: https://www.bizarrepedia.com/the-sucide-helmet/
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Sep 6, 2016 07:03
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why blow your brains out man it seems so inconsiderate to the guy who finds your gory remains and the guy who has to clean it all up take poison or somthing, you oval office
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Sep 6, 2016 07:06
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Zzulu posted:why blow your brains out man Still gonna have to haul out a bloated corpse at the end of the day might as well have em say "Check out that exit wound"
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Sep 6, 2016 07:19
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Dying of cancer, but choosing the honorable way out. Fist fighting a troop of chimps at the zoo.
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Sep 6, 2016 07:22
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I'd like to be given an Indycar or F1 car, just enough instruction to achieve ludicrous speed, and let loose to crash it as hard as I can in a spectacular fashion. I won't post a direct link, but I'd hope to duplicate something like Gordon Smiley's fatal Indy 500 crash in 1982. If you choose to Google that you will find some pretty intense and graphic videos.
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Sep 6, 2016 07:43
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Number_6 posted:I'd like to be given an Indycar or F1 car, just enough instruction to achieve ludicrous speed, and let loose to crash it as hard as I can in a spectacular fashion. I won't post a direct link, but I'd hope to duplicate something like Gordon Smiley's fatal Indy 500 crash in 1982. If you choose to Google that you will find some pretty intense and graphic videos. Sounds good. But choose the Salt Flats as a track.
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Sep 6, 2016 07:45
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at 80+ i'd like to visit an old friend sit down and chat while the pot is boiling i'd close my eyes while surrounded by the sights and smells that have made my life whole i would drift away realistically i'll either gently caress up something on my bike and end up a splatter or die of cancer cause i'm a fuckwit
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Sep 6, 2016 07:48
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Any way you want me to OP, as long as it's now.
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Sep 9, 2016 10:07
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on a rear end
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Sep 9, 2016 10:09
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Piano thats playing Brahms D minor piano concerto narrowly misses the redhead sitting next to me ticking my chin and instead falls on my head.
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Sep 9, 2016 10:15
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Cash, with exact change.
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