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Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
Just touched down today (props to E Equals MC Hammer :respek:) What's been going down this week?

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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Drad_Bert posted:

What's been going down this week?

besides ur mom?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

should i buy more beer its a stat holiday tomorrow???

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

numberoneposter posted:

should i buy more beer its a stat holiday tomorrow???

Do it

jackyl posted:

besides ur mom?

Meh

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


it is a statistical holiday

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

other than a ridiculous amount of rape?

Fiddler on the Reef
Apr 29, 2011


what were you in the joint for, op?

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
we're back to gbs 1 now. There was a big thread to free you that got moved to qcs. Everyone in qcs apparently hates you. That's normal just think of it as being the price for being a warm blooded human being with lifeforce and stuff.

Hmm. Cant think of more now. Will update you when I do.

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I made my only popular thread ever, featuring Pokemon and Holocaust/ISIS jokes. All it's lacking is a Krusty.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
He's literally getting banned for krust posting these days. :( qcs no likey. Genesplicer no likey.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
You have made some powerful enemies in your absence; best step gingerly, bert.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
oh, so the folks who loathe the very concept of humor aren't down with the clown.

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
were having a forums gayaby

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/thekingnickgage/status/772447345367781376

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
fuckin narc

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
CANT BUST THE KRUST

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
get on my level

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Serious Frolicking posted:

oh, so the folks who loathe the very concept of humor aren't down with the clown.

"Unfunny worn out meme" they say. "post something original" they say. Humph. I'd RATHER be SAILING.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Drad_Bert posted:

Just touched down today (props to E Equals MC Hammer :respek:) What's been going down this week?

We talked about your looks while you were gone and concluded that you are probably ugly drad bert. I'm sorry that i had to be the one to tell you that.

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master
It is bad that you are back.

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

ORIGINAL GANGSTER posted:

what were you in the joint for, op?

For being a baller

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Shawshank Redemption told me that you can't integrate into society so maybe become a vigilante?

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Power Word: Krust

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Nathilus posted:

"Unfunny worn out meme" they say. "post something original" they say. Humph. I'd RATHER be SAILING.

i don't really have much of an opinion on krusty posting. but if those people say it is bad and forbidden then pictures of a clown grilling meat must be pretty good after all.

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

I want to see a Hillary krusty grilling blackberries

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Serious Frolicking posted:

i don't really have much of an opinion on krusty posting. but if those people say it is bad and forbidden then pictures of a clown grilling meat must be pretty good after all.

i still think i was the first person to ms paint that image, i didnt know it was a meme other than i saw bert post it a few times, and then he did one very similar to mine

i don't want your legacy bert, just acknowledge i accidentally was a stepping stone or whatever the expression is to success

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

what kind of beer should i buy (or maybe i wont buy any at all???)

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

numberoneposter posted:

what kind of beer should i buy (or maybe i wont buy any at all???)

are we talking grocery store beer or do you have some breweries around you still open?

either way im kind of tired of the ipa craze and dont buy beer anymore, but in winter i am looking forward to a coffee stout, peanut butter porter, all that heavy poo poo

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Serious Frolicking posted:

i don't really have much of an opinion on krusty posting. but if those people say it is bad and forbidden then pictures of a clown grilling meat must be pretty good after all.

:same:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i have a really good store literally across the street from my house its got all the good microbrews from the area

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED
he has returned

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
who give two fuuck

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
thread voted 1 no krust

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
hi drud bart

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
im getting drunk

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Wizard Master posted:

It is bad that you are back.

wrong

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
imma so gay

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

numberoneposter posted:

should i buy more beer its a stat holiday tomorrow???

i know what you mean

i quit my dayjob because i'm headed out to the goldrush in california and it was my birthday this weekend and a holiday tomorrow

any other time i'd enjoy the monday off, but now i'm stuck feeling like a piece of poo poo if i don't do any work on a monday because I've slept in 'til 11 for an entire week

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Putty posted:

imma so gay

:eyepop:

I'm lovin this post!!

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i think im going to get a six pack and beat GTA V

that sorta productive???

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