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Mine is nothing to crow about.
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We've had some good times together, and I'm quite attached to it.
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Sep 5, 2016 18:47
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It's the biggest one I've seen in the last 40 seconds
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Sep 5, 2016 18:55
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Big dicks are definitely overrated. Whatever portion of dick that can't fit in my mouth/butthole is really just going to waste.
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Sep 5, 2016 19:13
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criscodisco posted:Big dicks are definitely overrated. Whatever portion of dick that can't fit in my mouth/butthole is really just going to waste. sounds like you need more practice imo
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criscodisco posted:Big dicks are definitely overrated. Whatever portion of dick that can't fit in my mouth/butthole is really just going to waste. Ah yes, the "middle" portion.
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Sep 5, 2016 19:26
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criscodisco posted:Big dicks are definitely overrated. Whatever portion of dick that can't fit in my mouth/butthole is really just going to waste. What about extra medium? 
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Sep 5, 2016 19:27
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my wang is shaped like a bell curve looking at its own reflection in a still forest lake and the middle is, definitely, the hardest part to handle.
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Sep 5, 2016 19:27
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Blue Train posted:sounds like you need more practice imo Nope, had plenty
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Sep 5, 2016 19:29
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The Sphinxster posted:What about extra medium? U sound fat. Edit: or sexy
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Sep 5, 2016 19:30
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Lol I pity all you guys still using the one you were born with when the new models of cyber implants are adjustable from 15- 300 percent.
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Sep 5, 2016 19:30
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criscodisco posted:U sound fat. It's both
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Sep 5, 2016 19:31
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Minimalist Program posted:my wang is shaped like a bell curve looking at its own reflection in a still forest lake and the middle is, definitely, the hardest part to handle. Pm me
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Sep 5, 2016 19:31
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if u put DICK WEIGHTS on ur DICK with HUMAN GROWTH HORMONE YOUR PENIS WILL GROW AND STRETCH I PROMISE NO BRAIN TUMORS! 
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Sep 5, 2016 19:33
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above average length, below average girth i have a shameful pencil dick
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Sep 5, 2016 19:52
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What do you draw with it? Fine art?
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Sep 5, 2016 20:08
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Tuxedo Gin posted:above average length, below average girth How thin we talking here? Bic lighter thin, silly string thin, angel hair thin? I'm gonna reserve judgement on the shamefulness of your dick until i get either a solid mental image or exact measurements. Don't worry, this is strictly for research purposes, I'm writing my thesis on the subject
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Sep 5, 2016 20:09
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I got the biggest dick in this thread we could do an AMA if you guys are interested
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Sep 5, 2016 20:10
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What you want is a penis with a bit of heft to it.
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Sep 5, 2016 20:11
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This is unsettling
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Sep 5, 2016 20:12
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too big 
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Sep 5, 2016 20:13
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anime tentacle big
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Sep 5, 2016 20:14
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my dick so big I cockblocked the sun, MRAs were furious
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Sep 5, 2016 20:17
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That's a cool dog
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Sep 5, 2016 20:19
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drat, it got away!
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Sep 5, 2016 20:19
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voted large, OP, but i have less than no idea how to adequately use it
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Sep 5, 2016 20:21
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pretty big
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Sep 5, 2016 20:22
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poo poo, my brags about my penis failed to get me any attention on the forum. Time to mortgage the house and buy a gigantic automobile.
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Sep 5, 2016 20:43
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mines about the size of a cat
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Sep 5, 2016 20:47
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Sure, and what element or mineral is gathered from those mines?
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Sep 5, 2016 20:50
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 Hogge Wild posted:drat, it got away!
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Sep 5, 2016 20:52
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Alien dick 
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Sep 5, 2016 20:53
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It used to be big but then I got taller and fatter and used amphetamines
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Sep 5, 2016 20:56
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big shags posted:I got the biggest dick in this thread we could do an AMA if you guys are interested I hope you are doing ok  
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Sep 5, 2016 21:00
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Look at the size of his quads.
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Sep 5, 2016 21:02
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Hogge Wild posted:drat, it got away! Haha where u goin little fella!!! *grabs the lube*
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Sep 5, 2016 21:10
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7 cms
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Sep 5, 2016 21:12
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It'll get the job done, but not to anyone's satisfaction.
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Sep 5, 2016 21:31
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Terrific avatar/post combo
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"quite"
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