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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

[chanting]

welcome back
welcome back
welcome back
welcome back

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Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Someone in back?

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

no worries boys. two ranked teams are plaiyng tonight so that's why the ratings sucked very bad.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
[chanting]

You still got it
You still got it
You still got it
You still got it

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Not watching, but I wanted to share an adorable story today:

So I was on the train this morning, and this father was with his daughter. She was about 3 or 4, at least.

At a stop, the daughter asks the dad "are we there yet?"

And he says "no baby, 5 more stops." Then he holds out his hand, extending all five fingers, and says to the girl "FIIIIIIVE. Come on baby, what does King Kong Bundy say?"

The daughter extends five fingers and goes "FIIIIIIIVE!"

Then a stranger gets on the train and the little girl throws her hand at her and yells "FIIIIIIVE" to the stranger as well.

loving adorable.

Okay enjoy bad booking everyone.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Cavauro posted:

no worries boys. two ranked teams are plaiyng tonight so that's why the ratings sucked very bad.

no way people watch football over the kevin owens show

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Somehow I only just now realized that big cliffhanger ending was designed to try and get people to tune in even though it's Labor Day.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
I am sick you guys. Please send positive vibes to your boy Foochs if so inclined. I will be fine it just sucks. Save me, KO-Mania. :(

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

oatgan posted:

[chanting]

broken back
broken back
broken back
broken back

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



SomeMathGuy posted:

Somehow I only just now realized that big cliffhanger ending was designed to try and get people to tune in even though it's Labor Day.

It's Labor Day? gently caress, all these days just blur together.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I am sick you guys. Please send positive vibes to your boy Foochs if so inclined. I will be fine it just sucks. Save me, KO-Mania. :(

Good health to you, bud.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I am sick you guys. Please send positive vibes to your boy Foochs if so inclined. I will be fine it just sucks. Save me, KO-Mania. :(

Kevin Owens vs Sami Zayn at Wrestlemania is closer than ever to being a reality. :allears:

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

tecnocrat posted:

It's Labor Day? gently caress, all these days just blur together.

I hope the experience was mostly pleasant.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

King looks like he just showed up from his job as an extra in a 1970s sci-fi film.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

RacistGuidingLight posted:

I hope the experience was mostly pleasant.

shoutout to the troops for this three day weekend

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
I would much rather watch Modern Family or NCIS before my RAW than Chrisley Knows Best

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Austin's elbow :gonk:

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



oatgan posted:

shoutout to the troops for this three day weekend

And Jesus for being the reason for this holiday.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



SamuraiFoochs posted:

I am sick you guys. Please send positive vibes to your boy Foochs if so inclined. I will be fine it just sucks. Save me, KO-Mania. :(



This is the positivest vibe I can think of.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Abroham Lincoln posted:



This is the positivest vibe I can think of.

How do you write that much about loving a skeleton without making a "bone" joke?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

tecnocrat posted:

And Jesus for being the reason for this holiday.

Wait, the proper American Jesus or that..... swarthy one.....

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Dangerous Person posted:

I would much rather watch Modern Family or NCIS before my RAW than Chrisley Knows Best

Agreed. Modern family at least has some decent jokes here and there. Chrisley is just terrible.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
rasmussen jokes on the preshow? :psyduck:

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Dangerous Person posted:

I would much rather watch Modern Family or NCIS before my RAW than Chrisley Knows Best

What about a documentary on dead Brazilian soccer players?

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Jerusalem posted:

Wait, the proper American Jesus or that..... swarthy one.....

One of the great things about America is the freedom of worship.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
I heard Erick Rowan put a frog in Dean Ambrose's bag and when Dean saw the frog he screamed and started to cry and he's still crying because he's scared of frogs

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Raskolnikov38 posted:

rasmussen jokes on the preshow? :psyduck:

Booker's been making a Trump joke weekly. They do not give a gently caress.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

SomeMathGuy posted:

How do you write that much about loving a skeleton without making a "bone" joke?

Sounds like you need to learn some self control. You need to take some advice from the guy who fucks skeleton.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

RacistGuidingLight posted:

One of the great things about America is the freedom of worship.

Who is shipping Wrestling Observer Radio? Tumblr really has no limits!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
I've finally made free time for a Raw. I hope I see HHH!

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Brock Lesnar posted:

I heard Erick Rowan put a frog in Dean Ambrose's bag and when Dean saw the frog he screamed and started to cry and he's still crying because he's scared of frogs

That story is fake, everyone knows Erick Rowan hates bullies therefore could not possibly be a bully

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I am sick you guys. Please send positive vibes to your boy Foochs if so inclined. I will be fine it just sucks. Save me, KO-Mania. :(

Yo feel better my dog.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Shima Honnou posted:

I've finally made free time for a Raw. I hope I see HHH!

I am glad you can join us :)

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Abroham Lincoln posted:

That story is fake, everyone knows Erick Rowan hates bullies therefore could not possibly be a bully

Dean Ambrose was saying mean things about frogs and the frog is Erick Rowan's friend

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

(Southern, effeminate accent) Todd Chrisley is such a sassy boy, y'all. He ain't light in the least, uh-uh honey.

Time for RAM.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
When is Chrisly debuting to lose to The Shining Stars?

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Brock Lesnar posted:

Dean Ambrose was saying mean things about frogs and the frog is Erick Rowan's friend

Is Erick Rowan actually Big the Cat? Because that would explain a lot

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
11:01pm and jack still didn't find the terrorists.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
who exactly came up with a reality show about a closeted gay man and who the hell watches it

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

RacistGuidingLight posted:

I am glad you can join us :)

Glad to be back I've missed wrestling but I've had a bunch of other poo poo take up my time so I've missed basically all of the brand split until now.

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