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wide stance
Jan 28, 2011

If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then he will do it that way.
Roberto Duran: I had to bite the motherf*cker

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Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
Really, coming from a people that eat balut, eating another person isn't such a huge deal

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Cook em in a mixture of vinegar and sprite because you are an island people and that is the best source of a) clean cooking water and b) vitamins available at the shop.

Napolean Bonerfarts
Dec 11, 2003

by Pragmatica
Rodrigo Pooturde haha

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Otisburg posted:

I wish I was important enough for someone to assassinate me.
I want Agent 47 to hide in plain sight and manipulate my environment in the sneakiest, most cunning way and make my murder a masterpiece of surgical precision death dealing.

several friends
Apr 7, 2015



http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-36251094 posted:

"I was separated from my wife. I'm not impotent. What am I supposed to do? Let this hang forever? When I take Viagra, it stands up."
As well as that insight into his sex life he also bragged about being a womaniser, saying that he had two mistresses.

im rodrigo derptard and I take your mother as my concubine. son of a whore. I eat the pussy with vinegar and salt

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

EX250 Type R posted:

when the flips bitch about their political masters, where do they threaten to move to

lanai

e: beaten

Garcin
Jun 15, 2000
We need a war, or we need contact with with Aliens, or Dr Spaceman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30cN9_nFzd4

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
i found duterte's psychiatrist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcvPKqboFvI

dookifex_maximus fucked around with this message at 06:56 on Sep 7, 2016

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
Meth is evil.
It turns men into slaves and women into bag whores.
People will do things for drugs they would never do for money.

Duterte should get a ton of meth, salt it with lethal carcinogens, and slip it back into the pipeline...
A year later, problem reduced.
Repeat as required.
...
Nuke the cartels.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Boof Bonser posted:

AdamCarolla.txt

:golfclap: nice

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

big shags posted:

I eat the pussy with vinegar and salt

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
So what's his Steam log in?

Anorexic Robot
Nov 11, 2012
This dude is rad

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Argue posted:

i went to a con and one booth had a bunch of statues of duterte in various action movie poses, the most prominent one being him wearing the punisher's costume and dual wielding pistols

his supporters can say all they want that they aren't for murder, they're for change, but the fact that there's a demand for those statues at all reveals the actual fantasies they've constructed in their heads

please tell me you have pictures of this

Argue
Sep 29, 2005

I represent the Philippines

extra stout posted:

please tell me you have pictures of this

not mine but here:



all those statues in the back other than pikachu are him too

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Argue posted:

not mine but here:



all those statues in the back other than pikachu are him too

i bet you that Rodrigo has one of these on his dash of his lexus

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

Don't we know that about anyone's mom?

The Virgin Mary? idiot

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010

Moridin920 posted:

not my fault the fyad/byob brigade can't resist making GBS threads in half the threads i post in

Nice meltdown

Tweezer Reprise
Aug 6, 2013

It hasn't got six strings, but it's a lot of fun.
in my controversial opinion having people killed extra-judiciously actually makes a guy not cool, and not owns

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

R3M posted:

in my controversial opinion having people killed extra-judiciously actually makes a guy not cool, and not owns
Pfft, ok Mr Murdock of the hit Netflix show Daredevil

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
loving triggered milleniales

drans
Sep 1, 2016
Ramrod XTreme
I work with alot of Filipino guys and they're all hilariously pro-Duterte. They talk about him like he's some kind of messiah, its almost the same kind of reverence you hear from American pro-Trump supporters

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




In Paradox OT a fairly crazy Philipino poster started a thread about how the name Philippines is demeaning to his country. Everyone was like yeah, kinda sucks when you are named after king of Spain, but what would you rather be called? There is no consensus because before spanish colonization there was like 1000 independent tribes and languages. After much deliberation name SUPERPHILIPPINES was proposed which sent the guy into frothing rage and I think he got banned.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
do you think he sees the face of the priest who diddled him every time he sees a drug dealer

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

CharlestonJew posted:

do you think he sees the face of the priest who diddled him every time he sees a drug dealer

it would explain taking commune to a whole nother hosed up level when he wants to eat the drug dealers

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

CharlestonJew posted:

do you think he sees the face of the priest who diddled him every time he sees a drug dealer

Dreego's just mad the priest wasn't able to satisfy him due to coke dick.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Rodrigo darude

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy
This fillo pastry shitlord certainly has balls!

I might even consider him an Honorary Aryan!

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Bullet storm

Last Buffalo
Nov 7, 2011
[AsrTwer/3433}{ he zero. =Storyzrdesdwes

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

folandi posted:

I work with alot of Filipino guys and they're all hilariously pro-Duterte. They talk about him like he's some kind of messiah, its almost the same kind of reverence you hear from American pro-Trump supporters

Authoritarians are the reason humanity will die on this gay earth lol

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

InterFaced posted:

Authoritarians are the reason humanity will die on this gay earth lol

look at slob-boy zizek over here thinking hes gonna solve the world, while Rodrido DeMuerte actually does it

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Tramadol Junkie posted:

This fillo pastry shitlord certainly has balls!

I might even consider him an Honorary Aryan!

whatever hotwheels

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

fuckboy duterte fell over himself apologizing to obama and the us

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

FuhrerHat posted:

fuckboy duterte fell over himself apologizing to obama and the us

it still won't save him

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Nonsense posted:

it still won't save him

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-southchinasea-philippines-china-idUSKCN11A0BL

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

i wonder if anybody told him the new littoral ships are p much exclusively for sailing around his islands

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

whoflungpoop posted:

whatever hotwheels

Hotwheels? Is that meant to be an insult?

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CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
hes gonna stop those boats by damming the waterways with the corpses of his enemies and political rivals filthy drug dealers

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