if you could 'uninvent' something and ensure its never invented again, what

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Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Germstore posted:

*Tchhht* This is flight control. You are 747th in line to take off. Please stand by.

*breaks fourth wall* you just CANT win!

# ? Sep 6, 2016 14:02

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 01:07

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Smash it Smash hit posted:

*breaks fourth wall* you just CANT win!

*British laugh track*

# ? Sep 6, 2016 14:23

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

hey skeezix, no heroin means no appetite for destruction, so gj on fuckin everything up

# ? Sep 6, 2016 14:24

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

now me? I'd uninvent smokin tobacco. go back in time and give those savages a deece box mod and some fruity pebbles flavored liquid, get em all blowing sick clouds

# ? Sep 6, 2016 14:26

Twerkteam Pizza: Sep 26, 2015; Grimey Drawer

The McRib

# ? Sep 6, 2016 14:29

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

I for one would purge the taint of all anime from human history

# ? Sep 6, 2016 14:29

penus penus penus: Nov 9, 2014; by piss__donald

The Kingfish posted:

Nuclear bombs?

Yeah world wars are super awesome bro

# ? Sep 6, 2016 14:34

Foreskin Problems: Nov 4, 2012; It's doing fine, actually.

Let's Play

Alternatively, Minecraft

# ? Sep 6, 2016 14:36

chaosbreather: Dec 9, 2001; Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

gonna go with the 24 hour news cycle

# ? Sep 6, 2016 14:36

Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Money

# ? Sep 6, 2016 14:36

Berious: Nov 13, 2005

cuck cuck im gay posted:

it was never invented tho

Ok then, combos

# ? Sep 6, 2016 14:39

opus111: Jul 6, 2014

chaosbreather posted:

gonna go with the 24 hour news cycle

I like this post.

# ? Sep 6, 2016 14:42

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

The concept of ownership based on legal fictions established at the outset of an enterprise rather than a frequently adjusted contribution metric.

# ? Sep 6, 2016 14:44

Tricky D: Apr 1, 2005; I love um!

AIDs, to prevent the federal government from assassinating Easy-E and Freddie Mercury.

# ? Sep 6, 2016 14:44

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Vegetable posted:

Jesus

Naw, at least go for religion as a whole. Otherwise some other guy will just do the same thing.

# ? Sep 6, 2016 14:47

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Facebook Aunt posted:

Naw, at least go for religion as a whole. Otherwise some other guy will just do the same thing.

Yeah, but then we wouldn't have roman paganism and our planets would have names like "Applejack" and "Fluttershy".

# ? Sep 6, 2016 14:50

Bold Robot: Jan 6, 2009; Be brave.

VX2

# ? Sep 6, 2016 14:55

Instruction Manuel: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!

No one has said "OP of this thread" yet? Smh

In that note, uninvent abbreviations.

# ? Sep 6, 2016 15:16

Bushmaori: Mar 8, 2009

That sound effect that plays when time goes into slow motion in movies brrrrrrrrrrrr

# ? Sep 6, 2016 15:18

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

Probably reality television OP

# ? Sep 6, 2016 15:20

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

Parallax Scroll posted:

nukes have saved millions of lives so def those

What about medicine

# ? Sep 6, 2016 15:23

C-SPAN Caller: Apr 21, 2010

gunpowder because i want game of thrones to be real

# ? Sep 6, 2016 15:33

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

C-SPAN Caller posted:

gunpowder because i want game of thrones to be real

yeah all those guns really culled the dragon population theheheheh

# ? Sep 6, 2016 15:34

Curdy Lemonstan: Jan 25, 2012; by zen death robot

Usa, usa, usa!

# ? Sep 6, 2016 15:37

Banana Canada: Sep 2, 2003; I'd tax all foreigners living abroad.

I already uninvented the time machine.

:smug:

# ? Sep 6, 2016 15:37

Mordja: Apr 26, 2014; Hell Gem

Probably those so called "Hoverboards." They look pretty dumb and they don't actually hover at all!

# ? Sep 6, 2016 15:53

Curdy Lemonstan: Jan 25, 2012; by zen death robot

Mordja posted:

Probably those so called "Hoverboards." They look pretty dumb and they don't actually hover at all!

Thats both racist and classist

# ? Sep 6, 2016 15:57

skeemon: Aug 4, 2007; $ $ $T R A P L O R D $ $ $

Gaskets. gently caress gaskets

# ? Sep 6, 2016 15:58

Sheen Sheen: Nov 18, 2002

Not just twitter, but Web 2.0 as a concept. This way we get rid of youtube comments as well.

# ? Sep 6, 2016 15:59

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

Country music or all high waisted bottoms for women (including all pants, shorts and panties). Hard choice.

# ? Sep 6, 2016 16:01

Tricky D: Apr 1, 2005; I love um!

skeemon posted:

Gaskets. gently caress gaskets

gently caress you buddy. Gasket supremacy.

# ? Sep 6, 2016 16:02

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Penicillin.

Enjoy TB!

# ? Sep 6, 2016 16:06

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

velcro....hahaha good luck tying your shoelaces nerds

# ? Sep 6, 2016 16:07

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Science. Take that you snooty-rear end scienctitions who think you better than me.

# ? Sep 6, 2016 16:10

Phlairdon: Apr 15, 2003; If you can't stand up you can't do war!

Smash it Smash hit posted:

i would probably invent a product that adds pee to your poop so it creates the perfect consistency, op

You'd probably just want to uninvent the colon.

# ? Sep 6, 2016 16:12

Dave Concepcion: Mar 19, 2012

Shoehead posted:

Penicillin.

Enjoy TB!

we dont treat tb with penicillin

# ? Sep 6, 2016 16:14

abuse culture.: Sep 8, 2004

Opioid analogues eg. fent and carfent because now I can't do ketamine or mdma without worrying about instantly dying

Either that or "big room house" for bringing normies into the rave scene and ruining it for the rest of us

# ? Sep 6, 2016 16:14