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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
To give some background I am a 14yrs old student at the time this happened. I am 17 now and I am much wiser about the internet now. It all started when my friend Kevin told me at school about this special part of the internet called the Deep Web. He said you use a special web browser called Tor and it lets you see websites that doesnt show up on Google or even Bing even if you have the safesearch turned off.

Kevin told me that there was all types of crazy stuff and sick stuff on the Deep Web. He said you can use bitcoin to buy anything from drugs to guns to illegal animals like hedgehogs and poison frogs. Kevin also told me that there was lots of creepy websites on the Deep Web that sick people use for thier own sick hobbies like child porn and bestiality all the way to something called Red Rooms where people watch a live stream of someone getting killed and tells the guy what to do to the victim.. I was scared but interested to know wht the Deep Web was like for myself.

That night I borrowed my moms laptop and locked myself in my room, I was determined to seek out the forbiddden friut contaned on the Deep Web. I downloaded Tor and made sure Norton Anti-Virus was up to date and had the latest virus definitions. It did. So feeling a bit uneasy but excited I began to explore the Deep Web.

The first sites you go to are just lists of websites. Some have a description but some dont, i clicked on a few but they were just boring sites of govornment documents and legel writing. where's the sick and twisted stuff i thought to myself. Next i tried entering a chatroom. It was a chat program called ChatLive. You could see the chat scrolling and what people were saying. They were just talking about normal stuff though so I became frustrated and typed into the chat box "Hey why your guys typing all these boring stuff, I am new on the Deep Web I am a 14yr old boy and I'm looking for the gross and weird Deep Web pages, anyone got any link for me?"

The chat blew up at that point. so many links were posted i didnt know which to click first. The first one i clicked had no name, just a list of a directory of jpg pics. the jpg had names like "Birthday Boy" and "My Friend" and "Dannys Balloon" I clicked on Dannys Balloon.jpg and instantly regretted it. The photo was shocking and I was horrified. I almost puked. I right clicked and saved.

I amlost gave up at that point but i clicked back over to ChatLive and tried another link. This was a bright pink background and in black letters it said MARTHA'S FUNHOUSE. Below this there were some links and I clicked the one that said video. there were some videos there with titles like "Marthas Home", "Baby Bottles" and "New Shoes". I clicked on the one called New Shoes and braced for the worst. I couldnt believe the cruelty i was seeing, this has to be the most shocking illegal act anyone has ever done and here i was watching it with my hand covering my mouth so as not to scream. when it was over tears were streaming down my face and I felt nauseous. i right clicked the video and saved it.

After the horrors of MARTHAS FUNHOUSE I considered calling it a night. But this is what i had been so curious about so i soldierd onward choosing another ChatLive link. This page was strange. it had a beige background and a video box with a chat looking box directly underneath. at first i thought the video wasnt working. I typed "HELLO" in the chat box and waited. suddenly the light turned up in the video box and i could see someone sitting with a creepy horsehead mask. the person began to type.

"hello young man." But how did he know i was a young man? I began to feel uneasy. the person typed some more "are you lost? are you looking for the Lakers score?" I was wearing a lakers jersey and ballcap, but there is no way this horsehead person could know that... unless... unless...

I quickly powered down the laptop and slammed it shut. I threw it on the floor and lay there on my bed shivering. I had wanted to experience the horrors of the Deep Web and I had done just that...

So be warned if you go there that the Deep Web is not to be taken lightly and you just might find exactly what you are looking for...

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Do you like hurting other people?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i like hurting others

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Moridin920 posted:

Do you like hurting other people?

just be careful, you just might get what you wish for....

naem
May 29, 2011

the aristocrats

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
heh. the deep web is pretty hardcore. i dont think you could handle it its way gross and illegal.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer


watch out for the undertoad

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

dad gay. so what posted:

i like hurting others

i like it when it hurts ;)

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
There was this one deep web site where I thought I could win jolly ranchers but hoo Nelly was I wrong about that!

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
what do you mean?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Stinky_Pete posted:

There was this one deep web site where I thought I could win jolly ranchers but hoo Nelly was I wrong about that!

you probly got hacked for being such a deep newb. oh well

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i hear slenderman uses the deep web. or bending man i forget

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Moridin920 posted:

what do you mean?

please leave deep web explorations to the experts mr. mordin

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
this deep web sounds a bit seedy to me.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

JiveHonky posted:

please leave deep web explorations to the experts mr. mordin

ill take your advice imo

never liked jolly ranchers anyway

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
the deep web changes you, my hair turned silver and my eyes are orange now. all the happiness has gone out of me and im not the happy go lucky person i used to be...

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
ok i did some googling and now i feel gross and i have to wipe my search history

you guys suck :(

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
im deep in the web of lies

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Moridin920 posted:

ok i did some googling and now i feel gross and i have to wipe my search history

you guys suck :(

the deep web is the freedom of the internet for better or worst, mostly sometimes for the worst... sorry you had to find out the hard way that the deep web is serious stuff... deep web...

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
this image is just... the... tip of the iceberg...

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

JiveHonky posted:

this image is just... the... tip of the iceberg...



im glad they put in a bear to symbolize the types of websites I look at

verdigris murder
Jul 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

JiveHonky posted:

the deep web is the freedom of the internet for better or worst, mostly sometimes for the worst... sorry you had to find out the hard way that the deep web is serious stuff... deep web...
Mate.......

The deep web is eep web is the freedom of the internet for better or worst, mostly sometimes for the worst... sorry you had to find out the hard way that the deep web is serious stuff... deep web...eep web is the freedom of the internet for better or worst, mostly sometimes for the worst... sorry you had to find out the hard way that the deep web is serious stuff... deep web...


how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014
OP nailed the tone of one of those british goofballs making scurry vidos bout deep webbes. Kudos!

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
sickening deep web video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XID_W4neJo

call the police

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
lol china winning the stat games like a true democracy

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
You're a broken brained looser who takes out crippling insecurities on an anonymous Web forum because you are unable to do it in real life op.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

i got a node you can ping, OP

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
A sad weak pathetic man who makes really bad posts.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

drilldo squirt posted:

A sad weak pathetic man who makes really bad posts.

Yeah you are but what am I

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

drilldo squirt posted:

A sad weak pathetic man who makes really bad posts.

i like you

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Nation posted:

Yeah you are but what am I

Unfunny and a giant weirdo.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

JiveHonky posted:

i like you

Thank you.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

drilldo squirt posted:

Unfunny and a giant weirdo.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

drilldo squirt posted:

Unfunny and a giant weirdo.

It was a rhetorical question

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

JiveHonky posted:

I right clicked and saved.

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
You're lucky hackers didn't hack your computer into a bomb. The hackers on the deep Web are very strong

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Nation posted:

It was a rhetorical question

The answer wasn't.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

drilldo squirt posted:

The answer wasn't.

i'm not even offended, you are practicing for the playground its ok dude, they will stop dunking your head in the turlet one day

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Hack my butthole for unregulated Farts.

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drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Nation posted:

i'm not even offended, you are practicing for the playground its ok dude, they will stop dunking your head in the turlet one day

Your posts are bad and unfunny, so are you.

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