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Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
go to dominos right now and try to do their $7.99 3-topping pizza deal with any 3 toppings and look at the price. $8.74.
now take any of the 3 toppings, OR the cheese off. $7.99

I SEE YOU DOMINOS
YOU THINK I CAN'T SEE YOU?

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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
no thx, I live in ny

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
hm why dont i eat human poo poo out of a dumpster full of dead birds

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

dad gay. so what posted:

hm why dont i eat human poo poo our of dumpster full of dead birds

never lets me down I tell u hwat

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
why are you eating cardboard

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Go to your local Dominos and KILL every person there

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I get domino's because i'm cheap, I got it ordered to a fancy hotel but they wouldn't bring it up to my room so I had to go to the lobby and sign for it; i felt nothing but abject shame and humiliation that people could see me order it

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Kuato posted:

I get domino's because i'm cheap, I got it ordered to a fancy hotel but they wouldn't bring it up to my room so I had to go to the lobby and sign for it; i felt nothing but abject shame and humiliation that people could see me order it

Their 2-topping medium for $5.99 is a great deal

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Their 2-topping medium for $5.99 is a great deal

why dont i just eat dead seagulls out of a trawshcan

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Their 2-topping medium for $5.99 is a great deal
except if you order a two topping ham & pineapple that poo poo's bout to come with no cheese on it

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

dad gay. so what posted:

hm why dont i eat human poo poo out of a dumpster full of dead birds

Anything to get the taste of Papa John's out of your mouth I guess.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Cubone posted:

except if you order a two topping ham & pineapple that poo poo's bout to come with no cheese on it

I order a double-pineapple hand tossed every Friday and it comes with cheese every single time :buttfame:

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

spoiled millennial thinks he's entitled to cheese when the rest of us have to work for it, dammit

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
This is outrageous I am outraged

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

dad gay. so what posted:

why dont i just eat dead seagulls out of a trawshcan

why don't I just eat trash out of a dead seagull?

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

I order a double-pineapple hand tossed every Friday and it comes with cheese every single time :buttfame:
check your receipts cuz im about to file a lawsuit behind this bullshit

Luxury Communism
Aug 22, 2015

by Lowtax

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
More like DomiDONTknowshitbyatch because a cheeseless pizza is just some bread and sauce. :catbert:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
this is an orwellian nightmare OP, may god have mercy on us all

EbolaIvory
Jul 6, 2007

NOM NOM NOM

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Their 2-topping medium for $5.99 is a great deal

Pretty much. Hard to pass up a lunch for 3-4 for 6 bucks on a busy day. Its awful for you but gently caress it. The cheese is cheese (Kraft mozz), the dough (hand tossed) is fresh, and everything else isnt worse than the packaged meats and poo poo you buy at the store.

People hate on dominos. But really, if the location you order from is ran by people who can make a pizza, the food isnt gross or anything, its just hella bad for you.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

This is outrageous I am outraged
that's what i'm saying

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

More like DomiDONTknowshitbyatch because a cheeseless pizza is just some bread and sauce. :catbert:
that's what i'm saying

JiveHonky posted:

this is an orwellian nightmare OP, may god have mercy on us all
that's what i'm saying

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
my pet peeve is how all the chain pizza places rip you off when you ask for extra chees and they CHARGE you for the extra cheese but then you dont get any measurable difference in amount of cheese.

HOW CANN THESE MOTHEERFUCKER SLEEP AT NITE?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Go to your local Dominos and KILL every person there

haha do it

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I eat farm to pallet. I eat at Sysco.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
sounds like this domino... is about to fall :smuggo:

*burp*

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Must just be your local franchise

My dominos doesn't count cheese as a topping unless you get extra cheese

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
loving me up right now because the good pizza makers' is like twice as many dollars and dominos is probably still the best large 3 topping for under 10 dollars but they're some 75 cent stealing motherfuckers and i can't brook that

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Ein cooler Typ posted:

Must just be your local franchise

My dominos doesn't count cheese as a topping unless you get extra cheese

it's on the website

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Cubone posted:

loving me up right now because the good pizza makers' is like twice as many dollars and dominos is probably still the best large 3 topping for under 10 dollars but they're some 75 cent stealing motherfuckers and i can't brook that

Buy PMs and I'll send u something pretty

SpaghetioSexNoises
Aug 16, 2015
My gf won't let me order dominos because she thinks they're dirty and cheap. And I'm like no poo poo that's the friggin point!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i like my pizza like i like my martinis: dirty. also shaken.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
ok hold on papa murphy's has got 10 on any large that's not that bad and you can get that one with the chicken and bacon and artichokes and all that crazy crap

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
yall cowards don't even caesars hot n' ready

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
okay i got the papa murphy's
gently caress you domino's with your lying rear end cheese charging rear end

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
lol tell them to kiss your rear end.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

I order a double-pineapple hand tossed every Friday and it comes with cheese every single time :buttfame:

You're loving disgusting.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

FrankieGoes posted:

You're loving disgusting.

If you prefer thin - crust that's cool mate ..... no need for personal attacks

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
who orders cheese on their pizza?

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

I order a double-pineapple hand tossed every Friday and it comes with cheese every single time :buttfame:

what do you eat before you have this gross sounding dessert

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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

dookifex_maximus posted:

what do you eat before you have this gross sounding dessert

Some sort of dead animal out of some sort of waste receptacle, is my guess.

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