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I was thinking about it the other day and I'm pretty healthy all in all. After 36 years on this dead gay earth I've only had a hernia as a kid and pneumonia when I was 24. At 27 I broke my ankle because some fat dude fell on it but that's not really my bodies fault. All in all I feel that it's doing a pretty good job. Especially considering all the lovely food, smoking and drinking I subject it to. So yeah, tell us all the horror stories. What did your body do to you and why does it suck?
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I'm possibly the fittest poster that ever registered on the forums. I've got a note from my doctor saying as much. 
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Sep 7, 2016 05:27
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I have Gay Bowel Syndrome (GBS)
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Sep 7, 2016 05:29
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I'm not fat, and not bald, but I have no feeling in my left pinky. I have never broken a bone, but I've broken other people's bones. I've become allergic to all forms of nature and I have several embarrassing scars
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Sep 7, 2016 05:37
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Hector Beerlioz augered out my butthole
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Sep 7, 2016 05:44
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Being nearly 54 is bad enough, but I also have a spinal cord injury, and I had knee surgery 2 weeks ago. I also have bad eyesight, and a receding hairline. However, I have been going to the gym for the past two years, and I'm in far better shape then I have been in decades. Also, I am operating without an appendix.
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Sep 7, 2016 05:45
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i have man titties
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Sep 7, 2016 05:46
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I have a permanent numbness in the tip of my left ring finger from breaking a glass on it. It's horse poo poo.
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Sep 7, 2016 05:47
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In my 20s and I don't have a single complaint about my body. It is a well-oiled machine that has withstood heaps of abuse. My mind, on the other hand, is a wretched hole wherein the murky depths lurk the ancient entities of Depravity and Confusion.
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Sep 7, 2016 05:48
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I'm 33. I'm fat, but that's my fault, not my body's. My hair is thinning, which I'm not wild about, and I have gray in my beard and at my temples. Also, I seem to sit on my balls more often than ever before.
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Sep 7, 2016 05:55
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im actually just a fat white grub sitting im my moms basement eating fedoras who said i set myself on fire for attention
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Sep 7, 2016 05:55
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i like my little pony and programming computers
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Sep 7, 2016 05:59
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Enfield posted:im actually just a fat white grub sitting im my moms basement eating fedoras who said i set myself on fire for attention hosed up if true. Please don't play with our emotions like this!
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Sep 7, 2016 06:02
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I haven't had a solid poop in 13 years and I'm 32, I eat well and exercise 2-4x a week, IJDGI. Doc said wait it out and in the mean time look to see if there are any amazing looking fractals in my floating poop/piss/whatever else came out (?, sometimes blood, sometimes it's purple) and to send him a pic. That was last Friday and all he replies to each is "YEAH THAT'S WHAT I NEED" I guess I'll get my diagnosis next Friday!
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Sep 7, 2016 06:09
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i have a hole in one of my tonsils but its not a sexy hole you can gently caress or a convenient hole you can store M&Ms in
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Sep 7, 2016 06:33
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Im fatter than before but not fatter than before-before
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Sep 7, 2016 06:43
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I black out drank one time and somehow got home and woke up the next morning with a completely perfect triangle of new pink skin just above my right elbow.
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Sep 7, 2016 06:48
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Kuato posted:hosed up if true. Please don't play with our emotions like this! i have two cheetos sticking out of my ears and one sticking out my butt
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Sep 7, 2016 06:50
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Fat n' shortsighted
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Sep 7, 2016 07:11
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I slipped on some ice real bad and it took me like 2 minutes to get up that's when I knew I was old
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Sep 7, 2016 07:17
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I landed on my side and I think something happened to my ribs. just sitting up was awful welcome to your 30s
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Sep 7, 2016 07:21
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I have a permanent sore spot on my hip from a wrestling match with an old friend in middle school. It is a very tiny, specific spot, but if I turn and stretch a certain way, I'll feel it. 29 and never broken a bone. However for the past 2 years I've been getting lower back pain that never seems to go away entirely. I assumed bad sitting posture was finally catching up to me, but who knows? I've been losing some weight and getting leaner, but I don't know if dropping the bit left on my torso will be enough. Near sighted in my left eye. One of my toes has an extra tiny bit of skin under the nail that I swear is concentrated nerve bundles or something. It's so sensitive, the slightest touch is very uncomfortable. Makes clipping that toe a little more harrowing .
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Sep 7, 2016 07:26
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I have a hole in my heart that can only be filled by you.
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Sep 7, 2016 07:27
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I beat with the loser stick at 14 years old with the ugly stick and now I'm 69 years old with terminal epic fail aids. I only have 88 days to live AT BEST
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Sep 7, 2016 07:27
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Polyps growing out of control in my sinuses (required an 8 hour surgery once), arthritic hands that hurt all the time, and deadly high blood pressure that isn't responding to medication. I'm 36 now, everyone in my family on both sides dies young, so I should have no more than 30 years left.
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Sep 7, 2016 07:38
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I've broke the pinky on each hand twice and every toe on my right foot once
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Sep 7, 2016 07:41
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misread this as body count. carry on, i'm fit as a fiddle. but hell awaits
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Sep 7, 2016 08:10
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I'm 27. I've never broken a bone or had a cavity. I did inherit Acid Reflux though.
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Sep 7, 2016 08:18
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I've had my aortic valve replaced twice. Also had a minor thing on my toe due to an in-grown toenail when I was 13. Otherwise, not even a cavity filled at 29. I guess AV replacement is a big thing but I was born with that poo poo so it is what it is.
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Sep 7, 2016 08:24
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i was attacked abroad by a psychotic friend and got a herniated disc as a keepsake. after conservative therapy I had 2x surgeries that still left me with chronic pain.
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Sep 7, 2016 08:25
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Got cancer in my early twenties. That was a bad idea. Now I ain't got no titties and I'm in menopause and I got fat from the hormone manipulation (and overeating to try to fill the void in my soul) Also hypothyroidism, which might actually be caused by one of my other meds  Also my heart races if I don't take my beta blocker on time and I feel like I'm going to vomit and fall over and my heart will beat out of my chest until I die Also a pesky knee from a hiking injury three years ago. Still makes a click-crunch noise when I go down stairs. It'd behave more if I did my physical therapy exercises, but  Also I'm anemic and my heartrate goes up just from walking down a hallway and I'm always tired, but my iron levels are fine, and my doctor doesn't seem that interested in why this might be Also my gums have receded so badly that it's tricky to eat or drink anything cold, hot, or sweet without a jolt of pain Lately I'll suddenly feel like I'm not getting enough air, and I start to panic, but that's probably just anxiety. I'm 30 now. I still have so much time for poo poo to get worse!
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Sep 7, 2016 08:29
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had a random seizure which hosed up my poor back at the age of 26 probably won't have another seizure but my back hurts everyday and always
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Sep 7, 2016 08:33
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I'm fat so I have diabetes and heart failure thanks, corporations
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Sep 7, 2016 08:40
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100% clean bill of health Putting on a bit of weight recently but still not overweight so it's ok
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Sep 7, 2016 08:42
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I broke my arm three times when I was young and now it has half the strength of my other arm and barely any grip strength.
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Sep 7, 2016 09:07
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If you are in your mid to late 20's, for the love of god get in shape as soon as you can and then focus on maintaining it. So much aging BS can be prevented (delayed?) if you do.
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Sep 7, 2016 09:11
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Have a severed tendon that happened God knows how as a kid on my right pinky toe. Little fucker gets in the way sometimes and hurts like hell if I don't keep the nail trimmed real short. Got diagnosed with psoriasis last year which really loving sucks. Little patches of dry skin I can live with buy my fingernails hurt.....fingernails shouldn't hurt. Hoping it turns into some kind of super power eventually.
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Sep 7, 2016 09:11
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- had appendix removed - had tonsils removed - had foreskin removed - tore the ligaments in both ankels several times (yay for squash) - CVID (= autoimune disease in which my body no longer produces the immunoglobulines IgA and IgG2) - shoulder surgery (labrum tear, tendon damage) - hernia surgery (replaced the disc between C7 and D1) Other than that, I'm all good!
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Sep 7, 2016 09:19
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Iam 33 and have 0 problems. Have never broken anything or been sick for more than a few days. Probably overdue for something horrible.
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Sep 7, 2016 09:20
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i cut my dick off 
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