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Two gum grafts. I'll probably have to have dentures by the time I'm 50.
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hemale in pain posted:i cut my dick off On purpose or on accident? This is important, awaiting your answer.
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One of my kidneys is at like 90% efficiency and I have slightly below average lung capacity. I also have flat feet but with special soles in my shoes it doesn't cause issues. I have hay fever but it's not that bad. Otherwise I'm fine I think. I don't smoke, I'm not fat (but not fit either). I'm always worried about having some awful poo poo I don't know about though. I have a scar on my belly that's kinda ugly and hurts a little when I press it but it's fairly small. Actually I have multiple but the others are hard to see. My toenail has been cut a little thinner due to a problem with an ingrown toenail but you don't notice it unless you're looking very carefully a7m2 fucked around with this message at 09:48 on Sep 7, 2016 |
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Sep 7, 2016 09:46
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shortsighted tinnitus long term, persistent and debilitating post concussion syndrome / mTBI bit fat really unfit receding hairline couple of hosed up teeth all in all I'm a catch
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Sep 7, 2016 10:06
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very close to death op (excited)
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Sep 7, 2016 10:15
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i got bacne scars no other real war injuries
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Sep 7, 2016 11:35
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Dealing with Grave's disease right now. Pretty soon my thyroid will finish dying, and then I can start dealing with hypothyroidism. I hear that it's much less a pain in the rear end.
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Sep 7, 2016 11:54
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oh yeah, slightly thinning temples too swear to god if i go bald i will do something rash and violent
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Sep 7, 2016 11:55
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loving ligaments man. That poo poo never heals properly. - Medial - Acromioclavicular - Costoclavicular Fuckloads of broken bones, but they heal just fine. And I need loving spectacles to read now 
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Sep 7, 2016 12:15
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i have a crooked smile,
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Sep 7, 2016 12:18
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I made a deal with a witch and now I have immortal youth in exchange for severe ugliness and unbearable pain.
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Sep 7, 2016 12:20
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I get gout sometimes and frequent skin issues. In the past nine months I've had phases of full body hives > little chest pimples > blistery bumps on my fingers that are itchy.
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Sep 7, 2016 12:23
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hemale in pain posted:i cut my dick off http://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/09/peter-young-rogue-trader.asp quote:The trial became highly publicized when Young wore dresses to the hearings. On top of cross-dressing, and in answer to those who may have thought it all an act, it became known that Young had attempted and botched a do-it-yourself sex change. Although Peter Young was found guilty on all charges, the judge promptly voided the verdict due to reasons of insanity. ?
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hemale in pain posted:i cut my dick off balls too?
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Sep 7, 2016 13:36
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Torn labrum, dislocated shoulder, two cracked ribs, fractured wrist, fractured forearm, bone spurs on my ankle, lovely ligaments in my ankles, 5 broken fingers (not all the same hand), and creaky knees. Luckily my backs ok. Thanks football and baseball!
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Sep 7, 2016 13:38
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I got a bunch of dark and raised moles, some of them featuring thick black hairs. poo poo's disgusting and I'm probably gonna get skin cancer.
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Sep 7, 2016 13:39
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five of my thoracic vertebrae are fused together with titanium rods 
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Sep 7, 2016 13:47
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I'm a competitive athlete so I'm in great shape, but I've broken my collar bones a total of 5 times, my wrist once, a few fingers, and an arm. and I've got a lot of scars
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Sep 7, 2016 13:49
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i just get so tired all the time
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Sep 7, 2016 13:52
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goons seem to generally be in great shape
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Sep 7, 2016 13:53
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Zzulu posted:goons seem to generally be in great shape Nah I'm skinnyfat as hell so I got practically red jell-o coursing through my arteries, chain smoking so hard I can't run more than like 90-100 yards before I'm winded beyond help and I've spent so much time lounging and sitting that my back expresses a deep and complex hatred of me every time I move. It's just that the mole thing is the only thing that actually bothers me.
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Sep 7, 2016 13:57
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I broke both legs and my right arm twice each before I was 5 yo so I've been walking on crooked legs pretty much my whole life. Starting to catch up with me the last 9 years, stress fracture in my right ankle and hip, deformed bones in my left ankle that bothered me for 16 months recently (but no fracture though it felt like one) and now I have sciatica down my left leg since May (started with a pulled muscle in my lower back) but it's getting a little better, seeing an Endocrinologist in two weeks. Lotsa of cracked ribs and broken toes, curved spine from horrible posture, completely my fault, that one. I was born a year and 8 days after one of my brothers and I don't think my mom's body had recovered sufficiently. She had to have all her teeth pulled after I was born because she lost so much calcium. I wasn't allowed to play contact sports growing up but I was always out running around, throwing things, playing road hockey, biking etc., I didn't have any more broken bones til I reached my 20s, but nothing major, ribs and toes. Always been a big milk drinker so that probably helped while growing up. Was almost blinded in one eye when I was 3 or 4. That's the worst of it, I think.
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Sep 7, 2016 13:58
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My poo poo's all hosed up and I talk like a fag
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Never been seriously injured, and in pretty good shape physically and mentally, as far as that goes, but it doesn't go that far with me because I got a bad roll on the "ancestors exiled into Bavarian mountains and isolated for too many generations" genetic bottleneck. Intersexed Ehlers-Danlos type 4 mutant with childhood speech apraxia, anomia, ADD, and some other learning/memory disabilities that are either undiagnosed or maybe just additional symptoms of the other stuff. Used to dealing with it by now, although the constant blood draws and medication are kind of a pain. More concerned about my kid who also drew a very similar hand- obvious V/ED mutation, more apraxia, too young to tell how he did on the rest. In retrospect, might not have reproduced if I had known at the time that I wasn't just a lone random weirdo, but rather a specific kind of weirdo demi-human from an ancient line of weirdo demi-humans, and apparently we breed true. Oh well. Also somebody stole my tonsils and appendix when I was a kid so I hate cold and flu season because my immune system is missing those parts, thanks irresponsible doctor who didn't know those things did anything back then and assumed they were just extra organs.
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Sep 7, 2016 14:01
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arthritis and a broken brain that makes me unable to do anything but cry in bed for no reason for a couple weeks out of every year
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oh, and i lost about 1/4 inch off the end of a finger when a tree fell on me
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Sep 7, 2016 14:02
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my body is doing good but my brain is one ticck from *imitates machine gun*
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Sep 7, 2016 14:04
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I pretty much assume I'll die within the next decade or two so I'm too apathetic to do anything to improve my health. If I somehow live another 30 or 40 years I don't imagine that those last few decades will be at all comfortable so I'm pretty much banking on heart disease taking me out quickly before the slow painful descent into decrepitude gets too bad. #LifeHacks
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Sep 7, 2016 14:17
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I've never done anything exciting or sexual so my body is in prime healthy condition.
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Sep 7, 2016 14:26
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notZaar posted:I've never done anything exciting or sexual so my body is in prime healthy condition. That's right, good job denying those harpies your essence!   
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Sep 7, 2016 14:33
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I sprained my ankle once
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Sep 7, 2016 14:45
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Left shoulder has a pin in it. Right testicle quit the band due to cancer. 7/10 toes've been broken - they all point in different directions and my feet scare people. Right knee got massively dislocated and hosed up my ACL and PCL. Feels fine but if you hit my right knee my entire leg swells up. Thyroid gland is currently cultivating a nice buncha tumours. Two ribs that're kinda caved in. Hairline scarring that bleeds very easy. 18 scars at last count. Hell yeah.
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Sep 7, 2016 14:55
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how are all of yall beat to poo poo i played highschool/college/semi-professional athletics and the worst i got was a broken finger.
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Sep 7, 2016 14:56
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Smash it Smash hit posted:how are all of yall beat to poo poo i played highschool/college/semi-professional athletics and the worst i got was a broken finger. I'm not beat up.
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Sep 7, 2016 14:57
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Dont ask - I'm in a wheel chair most days.
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notZaar posted:I'm not beat up. not yet, meet me behind the dumpster at 5 dip poo poo
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Tramadol Junkie posted:Dont ask - I'm in a wheel chair most days. what kinda HP you got in that baby?
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Smash it Smash hit posted:what kinda HP you got in that baby? oh poo poo you said not to ask, sorry
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sprained my ankle so bad last spring that I couldn't run on it for the entire loving summer I'm weirdly susceptible to respiratory/sinus infections and colds or whatever and just got over a month and a half of bronchitis other than being tired all the time I'm mechanically sound
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Smash it Smash hit posted:not yet, meet me behind the dumpster at 5 dip poo poo Depends did you play Football or one of those sissy other sports?
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