Gaunab posted:

Comedy Central roast are bad so I don't watch them.

Gaunab posted:

Comedy Central roast are bad so I don't watch them.

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Do you not want to watch people tell ann coulter to kill herself to her face?

cuck cuck im gay posted:

I found a transcript of her actual jokes but try to find a vid if you can



“As a right-wing hatemonger, it’s fantastic to be at a big Hollywood shindig with all these glittering celebrities, that isn’t a fundraiser for Obama!”
“David [Spade] is the perfect roast-master for the show. He’s successful enough that everyone knows who he is, but not so successful that he makes us feel threatened. He’s like the Mike Pence of comedy.”
“If I could get just one person here to vote for Trump, it would be you, Ralph [Macchio]. People would be so surprised. I’d go up and say, ‘I got Ralph Macchio, he’s voting for Donald Trump.’ And they’d say, ‘Oh what a shock! Ralph is still alive???’ Just kidding, you look totally fantastic, it’s unbelievable, Ralph. Can you believe this guy is like 54? He looks incredible. Whatever you’ve been drinking, you’ve gotta send a few cases to Hillary.”
“I’m honored to share this stage with a patriot, Rob Riggle, thank you for your service. You were a Marine for over 20 years, you’ve seen things no man should have seen, including ‘The Daily Show’ with Trevor Noah.”
“Peyton Manning, I applaud your conservative convictions, I know you’re a big supporter of Jeb Bush. That’s a political contribution that will pay handsomely. Jeb got four delegates, which makes me laugh harder than any of the jokes tonight.”
“I’m a big fan of Rob Lowe’s work, especially of course the taped threesome. To this day that remains the most authentic performance I have ever seen at a Democratic National Convention.”

PureEvil6_13 posted:

I only kind of felt bad for her when Mike Pence did his huge awkward fake laugh and went 'GOOD ONE!' I thought that was bush league.

cuck cuck im gay posted:

I found a transcript of her actual jokes but try to find a vid if you can



“As a right-wing hatemonger, it’s fantastic to be at a big Hollywood shindig with all these glittering celebrities, that isn’t a fundraiser for Obama!”
“David [Spade] is the perfect roast-master for the show. He’s successful enough that everyone knows who he is, but not so successful that he makes us feel threatened. He’s like the Mike Pence of comedy.”
“If I could get just one person here to vote for Trump, it would be you, Ralph [Macchio]. People would be so surprised. I’d go up and say, ‘I got Ralph Macchio, he’s voting for Donald Trump.’ And they’d say, ‘Oh what a shock! Ralph is still alive???’ Just kidding, you look totally fantastic, it’s unbelievable, Ralph. Can you believe this guy is like 54? He looks incredible. Whatever you’ve been drinking, you’ve gotta send a few cases to Hillary.”
“I’m honored to share this stage with a patriot, Rob Riggle, thank you for your service. You were a Marine for over 20 years, you’ve seen things no man should have seen, including ‘The Daily Show’ with Trevor Noah.”
“Peyton Manning, I applaud your conservative convictions, I know you’re a big supporter of Jeb Bush. That’s a political contribution that will pay handsomely. Jeb got four delegates, which makes me laugh harder than any of the jokes tonight.”
“I’m a big fan of Rob Lowe’s work, especially of course the taped threesome. To this day that remains the most authentic performance I have ever seen at a Democratic National Convention.”

Iron Prince posted:

the reaction shots of ann coulters face whenever people just got up to the mic and called her a oval office to her face were pretty good. no real thought out jokes sometimes. they just repeatedly called her a oval office.

gently caress the ROW posted:

wasnt there a roast (i dont watch tv) with one of the jersey shore guys and the other guys all were really mean to him, as if they were a slightly more elite class of clown retard

cuck cuck im gay posted:

I found a transcript of her actual jokes but try to find a vid if you can



“As a right-wing hatemonger, it’s fantastic to be at a big Hollywood shindig with all these glittering celebrities, that isn’t a fundraiser for Obama!”
“David [Spade] is the perfect roast-master for the show. He’s successful enough that everyone knows who he is, but not so successful that he makes us feel threatened. He’s like the Mike Pence of comedy.”
“If I could get just one person here to vote for Trump, it would be you, Ralph [Macchio]. People would be so surprised. I’d go up and say, ‘I got Ralph Macchio, he’s voting for Donald Trump.’ And they’d say, ‘Oh what a shock! Ralph is still alive???’ Just kidding, you look totally fantastic, it’s unbelievable, Ralph. Can you believe this guy is like 54? He looks incredible. Whatever you’ve been drinking, you’ve gotta send a few cases to Hillary.”
“I’m honored to share this stage with a patriot, Rob Riggle, thank you for your service. You were a Marine for over 20 years, you’ve seen things no man should have seen, including ‘The Daily Show’ with Trevor Noah.”
“Peyton Manning, I applaud your conservative convictions, I know you’re a big supporter of Jeb Bush. That’s a political contribution that will pay handsomely. Jeb got four delegates, which makes me laugh harder than any of the jokes tonight.”
“I’m a big fan of Rob Lowe’s work, especially of course the taped threesome. To this day that remains the most authentic performance I have ever seen at a Democratic National Convention.”

Horniest Manticore posted:

ArbitraryC posted:

Tbh these seem okay in text, not amazing or anything but if it was a known funnyman reading them i think they'd get laughs.

gently caress the ROW posted:

whats wrong with that tower

quote:

“Peyton Manning, I applaud your conservative convictions, I know you’re a big supporter of Jeb Bush. That’s a political contribution that will pay handsomely. Jeb got four delegates, which makes me laugh harder than any of the jokes tonight.”

Luvcow posted:

it was at donald trumps roast and i think it was "the situation"

Sir_Charles posted:

that Daily Show joke was actually pretty good honestly

cuck cuck im gay posted:

This was last night during the Roast of Rob Lowe.

Unfortunately I can't find a video but it was so, so bad. There were shots of the audience just not laughing, I actually felt bad for her.

Here are the jokes people made about her: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwoGrDa5g2c

If someone finds a link to her roasting, please post it. It's so bad.

edit: I found a working video link!

Libelous Slander posted:

Jimmy Carr would be probated or banned if he posted that "kill yourself" joke in gbs :-/

Darth123123 posted:

Bold the funny plz

Teikanmi posted:

“I’m honored to share this stage with a patriot, Rob Riggle, thank you for your service. You were a Marine for over 20 years, you’ve seen things no man should have seen, including ‘The Daily Show’ with Trevor Noah.”

that one is actually pretty good

Red Suit posted:

I heard the jokes have to be approved by the person getting joked on. I have no source to confirm, sadly. That would certainly take the punch away from them though.