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Getting a pretzel, trying on some new kicks, having a refreshing Orange Julius; it's not bullshit when I tell you I only feel truly alive when I'm at the mall. Have you ever been to the mall? Have you tried punching yourself in the stomach?
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JiveHonky posted:Getting a pretzel, trying on some new kicks, having a refreshing Orange Julius; it's not bullshit when I tell you I only feel truly alive when I'm at the mall. yes yes
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Sep 8, 2016 01:19
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i like dressing up as a cowboy and starting fistfights with the homeless outside of macy's
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Sep 8, 2016 01:20
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hth posted:yes you helped someone today. me.
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Sep 8, 2016 01:20
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gonna get some sbarro and then hit up the footlocker
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Sep 8, 2016 01:21
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The cost of Auntie Annie's pretzels has increased by at least 3 times in the last 10 years. You gotta spend drat near $5 for a loving pretzel now if you're lucky.
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Sep 8, 2016 01:21
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would you spend a night in a haunted mall to win a hundred dollars?
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Sep 8, 2016 01:21
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i was very stoned the other day and decided to dip some demoulas pretzal rods into some spicy german mustard to make them better, and it worked
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Sep 8, 2016 01:22
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:The cost of Auntie Annie's pretzels has increased by at least 3 times in the last 10 years. You gotta spend drat near $5 for a loving pretzel now if you're lucky. sounds like you could use a hundred dollars...
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Sep 8, 2016 01:22
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JiveHonky posted:would you spend a night in a haunted mall to win a hundred dollars? is it actually haunted or am i just gonna get molested again
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Sep 8, 2016 01:22
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I really like the mall. The sounds and smells remind me of the good old days
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Sep 8, 2016 01:23
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JiveHonky posted:would you spend a night in a haunted mall to win a hundred dollars? are the stores open because if so would
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Sep 8, 2016 01:23
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hth posted:is it actually haunted or am i just gonna get molested again lets just say yes
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Sep 8, 2016 01:23
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those fuckin auntie anne pretzel nuggz tho That fake buttery flavor™
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Sep 8, 2016 01:24
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My mall had a store that sold suitcases, wigs and anime figurines; it smelled bad.
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Sep 8, 2016 01:25
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MOOBS! posted:are the stores open because if so would the stores are open but there are no cashiers so unfortunately you cant buy anything
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Sep 8, 2016 01:25
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Why do you play so loose around the hips, op?
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Sep 8, 2016 01:25
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JiveHonky posted:would you spend a night in a haunted mall to win a hundred dollars? Yes, would tame the ghost and bend it to my will
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Sep 8, 2016 01:25
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JiveHonky posted:the stores are open but there are no cashiers so unfortunately you cant buy anything i just want to try on clothes at h&m and let my fat gut hang out and possibly rip girls leggy tights by squatting with them on
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Sep 8, 2016 01:27
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MOOBS! posted:i just want to try on clothes at h&m and let my fat gut hang out and possibly rip girls leggy tights by squatting with them on hell yeah
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Sep 8, 2016 01:27
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donkey salami posted:Why do you play so loose around the hips, op? i listen to a lot of "hip hop" music
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Sep 8, 2016 01:27
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Sialia posted:Yes, would tame the ghost and bend it to my will you tame 1 ghost but the malls new security bots have gone haywire!
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Sep 8, 2016 01:29
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the mall always had good handrails and ledges for people who liked bmx or skateboarding everything inside is 100% purestrain trash
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Sep 8, 2016 01:29
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roymorrison posted:the mall always had good handrails and ledges for people who liked bmx or skateboarding except now they put those bumps on all the rails so you cant grind em with your soaps all the mall is good for now is ghost competitions and hanging under the escalator to look up fat womens skirts
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Sep 8, 2016 01:31
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roymorrison posted:the mall always had good handrails and ledges for people who liked bmx or skateboarding Unironically hang around malls going, "Let's see you bust something out" to the skateboarders. If you had this said to you at Wiregrass Commons or Governor's Square it was probably me.
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Sep 8, 2016 01:40
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Man, one day I'm gonna grow up and guard the ghost mall. The food court will be a sanctum of order and deliciousness - the parking lot bereft of petty theft and liability. The android dreams of loss prevention.
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Sep 8, 2016 01:40
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Fiend posted:Man, one day I'm gonna grow up and guard the ghost mall. i will still be taking the most primo shits in the penney's dressing rooms
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Sep 8, 2016 01:48
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imagine a mall for borrowers a small mall if you will
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Sep 8, 2016 01:49
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Celluloid Sam posted:imagine a mall for borrowers a small mall if you will that is such a beautiful thought from such a sweet and simple soul, bless you sid
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Sep 8, 2016 01:51
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i bet if there was a movie about people that hang out at the mall all the time and the whole story happened at a mall it would be the greatest movie of all time!
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Sep 8, 2016 01:53
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I've always enjoyed strolling around and looking at all the junk the stores sell even tho I wouldn't buy the majority of it. And I can appreciate the lovely food courts. One mall in Minnesota has a mini golf court (not mall of America) and that was a fun time waster. But malls are empty now and only have old people and the same 5 stores. Boo
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Sep 8, 2016 01:55
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buyin' a pint of liquor across the street and smoking a joint in the parking lot before watchin' a movie with the buds
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Sep 8, 2016 01:56
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You gotta go like before 2 when they do shift changes at the food court and get samples all around, take a piss and chase pigeons in the parking lot and the go back and get more free samples. 
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Sep 8, 2016 01:57
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making fun of mall cops empowers me
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Sep 8, 2016 01:57
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i head tales of a store where you could sit in a magical chair that gives you a massage!
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Sep 8, 2016 01:57
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it seems like i only go to the mall because my daughter wants to spend hundreds of dollars at a makeup store makeup has to be the biggest scam in the world
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Sep 8, 2016 01:58
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JiveHonky posted:i head tales of a store where you could sit in a magical chair that gives you a massage! It's not a store it's in the concourse next to the eyebrows trimming stall
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Sep 8, 2016 01:58
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okay but now imagine a mall designed for kaiju and tokatsu robots and it is a tall mall
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Sep 8, 2016 01:58
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fye is a very sad store
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Sometimes if you're short you can wear a hat and go lopro and get even more free samples in the food court.
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