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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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Mad Dog first struck it rich(hehe) when he was the first one in his city to put bottles of mouth wash in the fridge on Sunday's to sell to the homeless.

Share you mad dog facts:

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Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
He did get suckered into that silly human trafficking thing when he was in Seattle.

Managed to get me halfway to Canada.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


two words: mangosteen prohibition smuggling

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
he made a website
it's awful

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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Guys please be specie you are referring to Mad Dog Kyanka correct?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


sure

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSiyYFMfB74&t=60s

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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I once asked ol mad dog ( while we were drinking) an hypothetical question of how many fifth graders he could take in a fight.

Well a few hours later we found out it was 9

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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Okay you guys have to b clear

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


omg where have my hand gone I am clear now

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
you dont ask if theres a front page
you dont sassmouth his kin
you dont vote his threads anything but 5
and you dont mess around with him (lowtax)

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
aka dick yanka

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
Dude's gotten multiple visits from the Secret Service, FBI, subpoenas and whatnot. He must be some kinda hardcore.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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Me and mad dog used to ride trains out wear to prune weed plants for the summer. He invited a friend to come with us one time but on the way back while I was taking a piss his bud went missing :iiam:

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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GRANNYS PEACH TEA posted:

Dude's gotten multiple visits from the Secret Service, FBI, subpoenas and whatnot. He must be some kinda hardcore.

And that's what YOU know about !

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
he has a girl in every port

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

shoophobo posted:

he has a girl in every port

he's a red hero

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

This thread is extremely cringe worthy and embarrassing

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Vegetable posted:

This thread is extremely cringe worthy and embarrassing

why

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Vegetable posted:

This thread is extremely cringe worthy and embarrassing

enough about ur dilz

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib

Vegetable posted:

This thread is extremely cringe worthy and embarrassing

turn on your monitor

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

shoophobo posted:

turn on you monitor

TOMATOED

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

I ate a burg called The Madd Dogg but I don't think they were related.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
he is musically talented

https://soundcloud.com/lowtaxico/shaken

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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shoophobo posted:

turn on your monitor

Got em :hf:

Chief McHeath posted:

I ate a burg called The Madd Dogg but I don't think they were related.

You would be surprised, was it too intense for you to finish and when you were done your life would never be the same?

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
Dude lasted over two minutes against Boll in the ring. I can't say I've ever lasted two minutes against one of Boll's movies.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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You should hear his harsh noise project "MD 2020"

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures
Well he bit me once, I think that's how he got the name

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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dethkon posted:

Well he bit me once, I think that's how he got the name

Were you a homeless man in Oakland in the early 2000s?

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
That time he had his rabies-drooling head shotgunned clean off...lol

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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Champenema posted:

That time he had his rabies-drooling head shotgunned clean off...lol

Uh he does shot gun beers so close enough friend!

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
I once saw him scissor-kick Angela Lansbury

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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We used to get wasted and mad dog used to stand in front of roaring trains just to feel something

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
l0wt4x LIFE DUMPSTERED SOME CHUMP KIDS FOR HIS OWN FUN LOL AND GLORY

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Mad dog once ran into the squared circle and hit me with a flurry of vicious suplexs to cost me my intercontinental championship

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
mad dogg gets at least 10 strokes in before bustin a nut.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Booblord Zagats posted:

Mad dog once ran into the squared circle and hit me with a flurry of vicious suplexs to cost me my intercontinental championship

It was like you were born with a silver turnbuckle in your mouth

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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personable decorum posted:

l0wt4x LIFE DUMPSTERED SOME CHUMP KIDS FOR HIS OWN FUN LOL AND GLORY

Alex I'm sorry you don't like mad dog, pm me if you need to talk bud.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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Booblord Zagats posted:

Mad dog once ran into the squared circle and hit me with a flurry of vicious suplexs to cost me my intercontinental championship

Mad dog takes no prisoners we once ran the southern belt circuit and he was undefeated, sent three men to the hospital

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T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

whoflungpoop posted:

you dont ask if theres a front page
you dont sassmouth his kin
you dont vote his threads anything but 5
and you dont mess around with him (lowtax)

We are all taxkin

Solidarity friends, brothers, goons

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