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lowtax was afraid of a doll or whatever, like in 2003 or something.
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Dude straight up told a grieving mother who had just suffered a miscarriage, (and I quote) "Your poison womb is making heaven too loving crowded." Not cool, but definitely STONE loving COLD.
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Sep 8, 2016 02:39
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GRANNYS PEACH TEA posted:Dude straight up told a grieving mother who had just suffered a miscarriage, (and I quote) "Your poison womb is making heaven too loving crowded." Ok mad dog does not pull any punches One time he and I were collecting scrap metal to help fund his latest get rich(hehe) quick scheme and he ripped apart a hot water heater with just his bare hands and bared teeth. Hand to god
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GRANNYS PEACH TEA posted:Dude straight up told a grieving mother who had just suffered a miscarriage, (and I quote) "Your poison womb is making heaven too loving crowded." To be fair, as far as I remember, she was treating the miscarriaged lump like a barbie doll.
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Sep 8, 2016 02:43
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that wasn't lowtax that was some other guy
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I heard mad dog riled up some stickup kids and when they jumped him, he took the one guys knife and cut his balls off
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Sep 8, 2016 03:43
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Is he named after the beverage? Or is it named after him? I'm new to SA and there's much lore I've yet to uncover.
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Sep 8, 2016 03:47
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"Mad Dog" Kyanka once ran a 3:00 minute mile, and ran a marathon in under an hour, but he doesn't like attention so only does these feats of physical excellence in his leisure time.
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Sep 8, 2016 03:52
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Mad 'Tax has a couch that can fly. Fucker's got a turbojet in it and twin 50's that can be fired from a reclining position. Gonna steal that couch. THAT'S MY COUCH zimboe fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Sep 8, 2016 |
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Sep 8, 2016 04:02
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Mad dog Kyanka once opened up a homeless shelter for poodles, and 30 of them showed up on the first day. He said they were delicious.
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Sep 8, 2016 04:36
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Ice Queen banned me one time because she was a lovely mod but Lowtax understood I was being sarcastic and unbanned me. I didn't get my av back. Thanks Lowtax.
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Sep 8, 2016 04:42
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mad dog paid for my account - recruited me to spy on people he calls "the june lickers" makes no sense but i get free accounts
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Sep 8, 2016 05:07
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Smash it Smash hit posted:You would be surprised, was it too intense for you to finish and when you were done your life would never be the same?
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Sep 8, 2016 05:16
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it order stainless steel bottles, very nice, clean lines, high quality manufactured in china it design labels in california it fill bottles with tap water in mexico it print & apply labels in arizona it sells superdeluxe magic foot odor killing spray online instructions specify to wash feet well before applying daily many rave reviews testimonials infomercials lowtax == rich despite IRS making noise, all monies in banana republics, gently caress you uncle sam
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Sep 8, 2016 06:26
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I first met mad dog when we was working half-shifts down at the foundry and he says to me "you ever been to larry's?" And sure as poo poo I go to Larry's with him and it's some beer only dive on the county line. Long story short I met my first four wives there and the attorney who got me out of paying child support.
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Sep 8, 2016 06:29
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Mad dog did the spell to make the suits of armor fight the nails
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Sep 8, 2016 07:09
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'Tax went partners with me to open up a Kicking Zoo. ... gently caress, he punted that baby alpaca thirty yards, right into the Lion pen. That's an epic good kick, he done it even without the special padded kicking boots. Like boxing gloves for your feet. zimboe fucked around with this message at 09:09 on Sep 8, 2016 |
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Sep 8, 2016 08:59
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ComfyPants posted:Mad dog Kyanka once opened up a homeless shelter for poodles, and 30 of them showed up on the first day. He said they were delicious. Well then, these would be Foodles. AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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Sep 8, 2016 09:03
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moon dog invented spiderman
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Sep 8, 2016 09:04
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As I understand it, he relentlessly tormented the very sane and masculine hunk Shmorky until his gonads fled up into his body, affected a light effeminate voice and started to wear diapers, just to escape the brutal pelting of Mangosteen fruit that our 'Tax used to barrage poor Shmorky with. Luckily ol' Shmork had a very caring and mentally stable wife who's counsel kept his mind at ease and calmed everything down. I heard this on the intharrwebbs, straight from Bigpeeler himself, so it must be true!
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Sep 8, 2016 09:54
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I heard he's pretty OK at quake I mean yeah damning with faint praise or whatever, but that's just what I heard
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Sep 8, 2016 10:03
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actually lowtax knows all the jumps and where the quad damage is on every level
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Sep 8, 2016 10:16
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Lowtax is the eternal aegis against Dare, and for this he shall always have my respect.
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Sep 8, 2016 11:00
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When exactly did Lowtax start acting like a filthy j4g?
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Bitter Mushroom posted:actually lowtax knows all the jumps and where the quad damage is on every level I heard he's not that consistent at bridge to rail
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Sep 8, 2016 11:31
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We went to a "U-Pick" strawberry field once together and while I was busy picking only the best perfect sized and colored berries he tapped me on the shoulder and said he was done and we have to go. He had two large duffle bags and...and they weren't full of strawberries.
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Sep 8, 2016 11:47
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Celluloid Sam posted:two words: mangosteen prohibition smuggling incredible news and pretty damning
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Sep 8, 2016 11:50
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Mad Dog's obsession with listicles has threatened to destabilise his marriage, business and even health. The Kyanka family keeps it under wraps... most of the time, but mark my words, one of these days this forum will be nothing but listicles as far as the eye can see.
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Sep 8, 2016 12:03
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dethkon posted:Well he bit me once, I think that's how he got the name I heard he bit a dog and gave it rabies.
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Sep 8, 2016 12:04
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Eveyone thought the stud just didnt have it in him anymore but if theres a guy to get a horse to ejaculate then its good ole mad dog. 3 gallons that day when we only asked for a pint. But he never left a job half finished.
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Sep 8, 2016 12:16
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One time me and ol mad dog challenged some bikini babes to a chicken fight in the pool. Poor girl never saw out of that eye again but I guess we won?
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Sep 8, 2016 12:53
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I'm pretty sure all Chuck Norris jokes originated with ol' Mad Dog Kyanka.
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Sep 8, 2016 12:54
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Bert Roberge posted:I'm pretty sure all Chuck Norris jokes originated with ol' Mad Dog Kyanka. I dunno but when you have seen so many people brutalized infront of you like I have,you stray from Kung fu movies
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Sep 8, 2016 12:55
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Uwe Bo- (USER WAS TURBO BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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Sep 8, 2016 13:17
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Mad Dog taught me how to love again
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Sep 8, 2016 13:23
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In Mad Dog's Valhalla he has to fight Uwe Bolls, dead fetuses, and bottles of mangosteen.
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Sep 8, 2016 13:36
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what happened to the thing a year ago where he fled the country to avoid crippling back taxes to live with some girl he was stalking?
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Sep 8, 2016 13:37
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Bert Roberge posted:In Mad Dog's Valhalla he has to fight Uwe Bolls, dead fetuses, and bottles of mangosteen. I think you're confusing Valhalla with hell.
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KomodoWagon posted:I think you're confusing Valhalla with hell. Valhalla is pretty much hell half the time when you're not feasting and drinking.
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