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True story, "Mad Dog" got his nickname for his constant and near-perpetual death-stare that he gives to all lesser and inferior beings (I.E. humans). This kind of behavior is known as "mad dogging," and the nickname stuck. Photo evidence of this preposterous, but absolute truth: 
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Sole.Sushi posted:True story, "Mad Dog" got his nickname for his constant and near-perpetual death-stare that he gives to all lesser and inferior beings (I.E. humans). This kind of behavior is known as "mad dogging," and the nickname stuck. Holy poo poo that face brings back TOO many memories
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Sep 9, 2016 16:45
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Here lies EMMETT BROWN DIED September 7, 1885 Shot in the back by Lowtax Kyanka over a matter of 80 dollars Erected in eternal memory by his beloved CLARA
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Sep 9, 2016 16:55
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what happened to lowtax's first wife
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Sep 9, 2016 16:55
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i want a wife
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Sep 9, 2016 16:56
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whoflungpoop posted:you dont ask if theres a front page This is beautiful.
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Sep 9, 2016 16:59
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GRILLARY CLINTON posted:what happened to lowtax's first wife GRILLARY CLINTON posted:i want a wife Please believe, you don't want that wife.
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Sep 9, 2016 16:59
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LadyAmbien posted:Please believe, you don't want that wife. I'll take two, thanks
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Sep 9, 2016 17:02
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LadyAmbien posted:Please believe, you don't want that wife. thanks for the info mr.s mad dogg.
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Sep 9, 2016 17:02
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LadyAmbien posted:Please believe, you don't want that wife. Mrs. Mad Dog, I am sure you have a story or two of your crazy hubbos exploits!!!
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Sep 9, 2016 17:04
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GRILLARY CLINTON posted:thanks for the info mr.s mad dogg.
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Sep 9, 2016 17:04
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I'll take two, thanks I hope you enjoy glass bottles of orange juice being hurled at your car. Also, stock up on plates.
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Sep 9, 2016 17:16
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LadyAmbien posted:I hope you enjoy glass bottles of orange juice being hurled at your car. Classic miss mad dog
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Sep 9, 2016 17:17
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LadyAmbien posted:I hope you enjoy glass bottles of orange juice being hurled at your car. Also, stock up on plates. She's gonna beat me to a pulp 
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Sep 9, 2016 17:28
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One time I was at a party and I caught the 'Mad Dog' at a bar, he was drinking real hard and smelled like puke and I asked him if he was drinking so hard because of the time Uwe Bowle kicked his rear end or if it was because one of his close friends was a psycho diaper fur with horrifying squeaky toy voice He smashed me over the back of the head with a vodka bottle an hour later. All in all it was a wicked night.
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Sep 9, 2016 17:33
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Mad Dog defeated 87 kindergarteners in a fight: he would have kept going but there were none left to face him. However he lost 1 on 1 to a husky.
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Sep 9, 2016 17:35
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A man known as mad dog should probably avoid Korean wives, as they have a bad track record
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Sep 9, 2016 17:35
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I think once he (mad dog) ate a can of water, but it turneed out to be a federal judges soup thermos (he also ate the thermos) and he got in the doghouse with a cupla suits. In one way or another,it ended up borking his tax returns so i think thats where he got 'lowtax' from. unpleasantly turgid fucked around with this message at 17:49 on Sep 9, 2016 |
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Sep 9, 2016 17:46
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Mad Dog is teaching his children to be the most hardcore of fighters in an underground child fighting tournament. Lauren recently took down 6 cops in a sugar induced rampage, only being stopped by twelve taserings and a dog she wanted to pet.
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Sep 9, 2016 18:16
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Mad dog doesn't believe in alone for forgiveness but if he thinks he has wronged you he will leave trinkets his ped crows leave him in your mail box
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Sep 9, 2016 19:31
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Mad Dog Kyanka was the acting coach for the Rancor in "Return of the Jedi." Mad Dog Kyanka was involved as a third party in the battle between Good and Evil. Mad Dog beat them both, but destroyed the Earth in the process. All that we are and all that we see are just parts of Mad Dog Kyanka's dreams.
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Sep 10, 2016 00:17
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Booblord Zagats posted:A man known as mad dog should probably avoid Korean wives, as they have a bad track record Russians too.
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Sep 10, 2016 00:18
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Mad Dog taught me the most important lesson in life. He then told me not to share it with anyone else or there would be "severe consequences."
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Sep 10, 2016 01:52
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I hear Robery Downy Jr avoids Mad Dog at all costs over an argument in 1997 over 2 keys of coke and Winona Rider
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Sep 10, 2016 02:07
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I bet Lowtax loving despises everyone in this thread, and especially me.
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Sep 10, 2016 02:14
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He has cool hair and is anti-SJW, which is why I deeply respect the man.
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Sep 10, 2016 02:19
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Mad dog chews empty beer cans for spare change outside the quad
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Sep 10, 2016 03:51
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Smash it Smash hit posted:Mad dog chews empty beer cans for spare change outside the quad
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GRILLARY CLINTON posted:what happened to lowtax's first wife Eloped /w keep it real
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Sep 10, 2016 05:10
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GRILLARY CLINTON posted:what happened to lowtax's first wife
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Sep 10, 2016 05:12
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Said engine, now possessed by her spirit, ceaselessly torments ol' "Mad Dog" Kyanka
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Sep 10, 2016 05:13
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dick 'yanka
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Sep 10, 2016 05:15
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Sole.Sushi posted:True story, "Mad Dog" got his nickname for his constant and near-perpetual death-stare that he gives to all lesser and inferior beings (I.E. humans). This kind of behavior is known as "mad dogging," and the nickname stuck. mad dog actually won that 'axis of eve' tee off of a hobo he had beaten in an underground fight earlier that evening
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Sep 10, 2016 05:55
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Mad Dog pointed out to me that you can punt a baby alpaca farther if you shave 'em first. Less wind resistance. A good tip - I got an extra four yards yesterday.
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Sep 10, 2016 06:32
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Me and mad dog used to take bets on which babies in the hospital would die of sids, man has an eye for neglectful mothers. Probably why he has been married seven times
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Sep 10, 2016 13:19
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You'd think a man with a name like Mad Dog would be all about training pitbulls to kill. Mad Dog, however, is the opposite. He hates dogfighting, to the point where he does unspeakable things to those who train and use dogs in that way. He also funnels his ill gotten gains into a network of animal shelters. Dude will kill people though. He hates people.
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Sep 10, 2016 13:27
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Mad Dog killed the Big Boss man as a message to the Chatam County Sheriff
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Sep 10, 2016 14:09
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Once when Mad Dog got really monumentally drunk, he got all sad and melancholy and cried tears of pure alcohol. He then lit a cigarette and there was an ugly explosion. I was there at the bar, got my goddamn eyebrows burnt off. Good times.
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Sep 10, 2016 17:25
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You know I heard the 'Taxman had a feud with the Ultimate Warrior. Legal threats, angry phone calls, personal insults, he even got the family involved. I think the Warrior was a little bit out of line but of course I'd never a had the balls to say that to his face. I'd have been scared to gently caress with him, I mean the dude beat up Hulk Hogan for chrissake. What's he, ah, what's that guy up to these days? I hadn't heard much about him lately.
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GRILLARY CLINTON posted:what happened to lowtax's first wife I dunno, but Homicide found some little bones and a few teeth in the sewer line under his house. zimboe fucked around with this message at 17:51 on Sep 10, 2016 |
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