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awww man! i finally asked out that cute girl at the coffee shop, and wouldn’t you know it? my entire apartment is swarming with spiders and bed bugs! there are ants and centipedes crawling all over the walls! if sarah sees this, she’ll never want to go with me to the jimmy eat world show! help me out folks! i gotta get these bugs outta here quick!
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MiracleWhale posted:awww man! i finally asked out that cute girl at the coffee shop, and wouldn’t you know it? my entire apartment is swarming with spiders and bed bugs! there are ants and centipedes crawling all over the walls! if sarah sees this, she’ll never want to go with me to the jimmy eat world show! it wouldny hut yo yru am pee om thr,
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Sep 8, 2016 03:53
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MiracleWhale posted:i finally asked out that cute girl at the coffee shop, and wouldn’t you know it? my entire apartment is swarming with spiders and bed bugs! there are ants and centipedes crawling all over the walls! if sarah sees this, she’ll never want to go with me to the jimmy eat world show! are we listen-ing? NoOooooHHhhhh
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Sep 8, 2016 03:53
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Are there any stick insects? Because those are cool and probably good luck
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Sep 8, 2016 03:54
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Three-Phase posted:Are there any stick insects? 
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Sep 8, 2016 03:54
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dad gay. so what posted:it wouldny hut yo yru am pee om thr, i am extremely dehydrated due to my spirit animal quest in the desert. it was worth it to befriend the coyote spirit because chicks totally dig a guy with a dog
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Sep 8, 2016 03:55
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Quick, our creepy neighbor is gone and I have the key to feed his snakes. Let's pretend his room is yours. Meanwhile thr b team will try to fix this bug issue
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Sep 8, 2016 03:55
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update: i've set out my entire collection of bear traps but the locust swarm merely hovers above them, as if taunting me
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Sep 8, 2016 03:56
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burnt it all down
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Sep 8, 2016 03:57
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Mange Mite posted:Quick, our creepy neighbor is gone and I have the key to feed his snakes. Let's pretend his room is yours. Meanwhile thr b team will try to fix this bug issue i feel like i can't trust snakes anymore ever since john belushi died from injecting a cobra directly into his heart
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Sep 8, 2016 03:58
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it's like, if it happened to john belushi, it could happen to anyone
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Sep 8, 2016 03:59
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Shoot the bugs with a paintball gun.
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Sep 8, 2016 03:59
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Look man, if Sarah can't accept a centipede or two dropping in to her hair, maybe she's not the girl for you.
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Sep 8, 2016 04:01
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get some bats
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Sep 8, 2016 04:02
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phasmid posted:Look man, if Sarah can't accept a centipede or two dropping in to her hair, maybe she's not the girl for you. some of these centipedes are p long and i'm afraid they might make me feel inadequate as a man
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Sep 8, 2016 04:02
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dad gay. so what posted:get some bats do bats like seafood because i think some of these insects are technically crabs
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Sep 8, 2016 04:03
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MiracleWhale posted:do bats like seafood because i think some of these insects are technically crabs Sarah should fit right in then
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Sep 8, 2016 04:06
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im startimh yo guess tihs sarahi i upi t ,p,
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Sep 8, 2016 04:07
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:Sarah should fit right in then i find it very erotic to slowly, teasingly, comb the lice out of her pubes
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Sep 8, 2016 04:07
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As a junky I'm sorry to say there is nothing I can do but to try to retain any bugs that happen to crawl in to my snoring mouth while I nod off. Maybe you should broaden your call to action.
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Sep 8, 2016 04:08
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poo poo everywhere and they will be attracted to the poo poo and then piss on them then go get hosed by a big burly bear named Craig
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Sep 8, 2016 04:09
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Iron Prince posted:poo poo everywhere and they will be attracted to the poo poo and then piss on them then go get hosed by a big burly bear named Craig sarah is more man than craig will ever be
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Sep 8, 2016 04:10
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i dont think sarahs real
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Sep 8, 2016 04:10
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MiracleWhale posted:i find it very erotic to slowly, teasingly, comb the lice out of her pubes My dog likes to lick the comb after I comb whatever-the-gently caress-that-gross-stuff-is out of her face. Maybe Sarah would be down for that too?
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Sep 8, 2016 04:10
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perhaps Orkin Mang might be able to help? surely he couldn't use that name if he weren't affiliated somehow with the Orkin corporation. And also Mexican.
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Sep 8, 2016 04:14
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:My dog likes to lick the comb after I comb whatever-the-gently caress-that-gross-stuff-is out of her face. Maybe Sarah would be down for that too? please don't make my dick chub up i am posting from a day care for children
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Sep 8, 2016 04:16
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also it's full of insects and it doubles as my apartment
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Sep 8, 2016 04:16
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go to the gas station and get a couple gallons of gas (petrol if in uk) and use it to exterminate bugs try not to commit an enfield
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Sep 8, 2016 04:21
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If you have a bunch of bugs that aren't spiders, you obviously need more spiders.
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Sep 8, 2016 04:22
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ur gonna have to wait for the drugs to wear off. those scabs are gonna persist tho
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Sep 8, 2016 04:24
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poopnanners posted:ur gonna have to wait for the drugs to wear off. those scabs are gonna persist tho the bugs are real I just checked with my friend Marcus who only comes around when I do drugs for some reason
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Sep 8, 2016 04:38
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i think I'm just going to try to pass off my apartment as "rustic". does anyone have a moose head trophy and an outhouse I can borrow
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Sep 8, 2016 04:40
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<opens amazon.com and searches for log cabin wallpaper>
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Sep 8, 2016 04:41
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You ain't getting no poosy tonight
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Sep 8, 2016 04:41
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set it on fire and ask to stay at her place
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Sep 8, 2016 04:44
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Gaunab posted:You ain't getting no poosy tonight On an unrelated note he has bugs in his apartment.
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Sep 8, 2016 04:44
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three words: 5-MeO-MiPT op
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Sep 8, 2016 04:50
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girth brooks part 2 posted:set it on fire and ask to stay at her place do you think "you're so hot my apartment burned down" is a good line to soften the blow of me moving in with her for three months
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Sep 8, 2016 04:55
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Well holy fuckbutters now e're all infested just posting here tetrathiatrazide won't even faze em op
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Champenema posted:
can you get high on that because I think Sarah's kind of a party girl
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