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Ketchup on your hot dogs?
Yes.
No.
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a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011



Just buy some ball-park hot dogs and boil them with cabbage.

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay


I like the bright pink ones

Two Feet From Bread
Apr 20, 2009


College Slice

Voting yes and moving on.

People, it doesn't matter what you put on your hotdog sandwitch. It only matters that you eat it properly, with a fork and knife.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay


Two Feet From Bread posted:

Voting yes and moving on.

People, it doesn't matter what you put on your hotdog sandwitch. It only matters that you eat it properly, with a fork and knife.

I grind mine into a pate

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

I love chili dogs because they are my hero, Sonny Chiba's trademark snack.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.


I love chili dogs because they're tasty and high in protein, thus more filling.

cnut
May 3, 2016



Hector Beerlioz posted:

I enjoy may different toppings on hotdogs, sometimes ketchup.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



Hector Beerlioz posted:

I like the 7 11 chili and nacho cheese dispenser for my hot dog toppings
YEAH DOG

basic hitler
Dec 28, 2006

IF YOU SEE ME BITCHING ABOUT BEING POOR ITS PROBABLY BECAUSE IM OUT OF HEROIN AGAIN


Chili (no beans), and cheese on the dog or i'm eating something else

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec


HELL YEAH

GeneX
Sep 29, 2014

Pathetic.
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thathonkey posted:

let me tell you about how loving good chicago dogs are and how if you dont consider it the true apotheosis of hotdogs youre a god drat rube

what of it

Truth

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

hemophilia posted:

Chili (no beans), and cheese on the dog or i'm eating something else

I see what you are trying to do

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



$5 for two 1/4 big bites how can you go wrong

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois


hemophilia posted:

Chili (no beans), and cheese on the dog or i'm eating something else
Not bad. Wash it down with a Pepsi for a genuinely satisfying culinary experience.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay


I miss doobie

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

hemophilia posted:

Chili (no beans), and cheese on the dog or i'm eating something else

Uncircumcised hot dogs are superior to circumcised hot dogs.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006




lol

cnut
May 3, 2016




just looking at that pic gives me the shits

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI

Applewhite posted:

Uncircumcised hot dogs are superior to circumcised hot dogs.

sounds kosher

cnut
May 3, 2016



I wonder if mohels practice on uncircumcised hotdogs?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.


cnut posted:

I wonder if mohels practice on uncircumcised hotdogs?

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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



Smash it Smash hit posted:

I grind mine into a pate

I have a stranger pre chew mine and regurgitate it into my mouth as if I am a baby bird

shoophobo
Aug 29, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!"



Fallen Rib



Cheeseburger roller dog from the gas station

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI

I put hotdogs on ketchup

cnut
May 3, 2016




personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless


Applewhite posted:

I love chili dogs because they are my hero, Sonny Chiba's trademark snack.

If you are a Chilli/Coney Island Burger/Dog fan, like me, Thunder Bay has a variety of locations, including Nippers Burgers, that do AMAZING ChiliCheese Dogs/Sliders. It is worth the price of a flight or drive.

basic hitler
Dec 28, 2006

IF YOU SEE ME BITCHING ABOUT BEING POOR ITS PROBABLY BECAUSE IM OUT OF HEROIN AGAIN


Hector Beerlioz posted:

I see what you are trying to do

if you put beans on a hotdog you've just hosed up in a seriously unforgivable way that's all im sayin dude

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

hemophilia posted:

if you put beans on a hotdog you've just hosed up in a seriously unforgivable way that's all im sayin dude

What if it's a bean veggie dog?

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004

Let me tell you a thing or two about GhostCoin

if you're only going to put 1 thing on a hotdog it should be ketchup or chilli

shoophobo
Aug 29, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!"



Fallen Rib

These red hotdogs they got here in Carolina are gross looking as gently caress.
I saw a few on the roller at the corner store yesterday, all shriveled up like a old dick.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.


The Goatfather posted:

if you're only going to put 1 thing on a hotdog it should be ketchup or chilli

I'd go with mustard over ketchup, personally, but there's no objectively correct answer because taste is inherently subjective so this thread is objectively pointless.

E; ketchup + mustard is clearly the best condiment combo for hot dogs though, why do you think that's what it shows as the serving suggestion on all the hot dog packages?

Nigmaetcetera fucked around with this message at Sep 8, 2016 around 17:09

ass cobra
May 28, 2004



Soiled Meat

Lots and lots of ketchup and mustard on that hot dog nom nom nom very good!!

basic hitler
Dec 28, 2006

IF YOU SEE ME BITCHING ABOUT BEING POOR ITS PROBABLY BECAUSE IM OUT OF HEROIN AGAIN


Applewhite posted:

What if it's a bean veggie dog?

seriously dude?

ass cobra
May 28, 2004



Soiled Meat

Im having a burger king hot dog for lunch with ketchup on it. gently caress you

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

hemophilia posted:

seriously dude?

What if it's a soy dog and you put black beans on top?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.


Applewhite posted:

What if it's a soy dog and you put black beans on top?

I'm trying to think of a metaphor that would offend you sexually, but I'm pretty sure you go both ways and that's making it difficult. The point is if you're going to eat a vegetarian hot dog you might as well just suck a dude off because it would be equally gay.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

DOCTOR'S ORDERS!


I only eat square hot dogs thanks

basic hitler
Dec 28, 2006

IF YOU SEE ME BITCHING ABOUT BEING POOR ITS PROBABLY BECAUSE IM OUT OF HEROIN AGAIN


if you go vegetarian, you can't do worse than eating meat substitutes for shittiness and evidence of weak character. a veggie dog. i am upset and insulted and sick to my stomach. motherfucker. i don't even like hot dogs unless its drowning in so much chili i can't taste the hot dog. im fcfking livid right now god drat i need an angry dome like in futurama right now

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



rear end cobra posted:

Im having a burger king hot dog for lunch with ketchup on it. gently caress you
r.i.p. rear end cobra

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je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015


Topping your dog in ketchup is inefficient especially restaurant hot dogs that tend to be almost a footlong, I usually just ask for a separate bowl for ketchup that I can dunk my dog into.

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