Ketchup on hot dogs

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Ketchup on your hot dogs?
	Yes.
	No.

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

je1 healthcare posted:

Topping your dog in ketchup is inefficient especially restaurant hot dogs that tend to be almost a footlong, I usually just ask for a separate little bowl of ketchup for me to dunk my dog into.

Yes but what are those of us who aren't six years old anymore supposed to do?

# ? Sep 8, 2016 18:38

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 06:22

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

Applewhite posted:

Yes but what are those of us who aren't six years old anymore supposed to do?

Also ask for bowl of mustard

# ? Sep 8, 2016 18:40

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Are soy dogs any good? Cause I love me some veggie burgers, just not as a burger substitute. Are they like that, or do they actually attempt to copy the flavor and texture of hot dogs in an act of unspeakable hubris which will no doubt be punished by the gods of Olympus from on high?

# ? Sep 8, 2016 18:41

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Are soy dogs any good? Cause I love me some veggie burgers, just not as a burger substitute. Are they like that, or do they actually attempt to copy the flavor and texture of hot dogs in an act of unspeakable hubris which will no doubt be punished by the gods of Olympus from on high?

I dunno. I don't actually eat hot dogs. I prefer bratwursts, which are objectively superior to hot dogs in literally every possible way.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 18:44

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Applewhite posted:

I dunno. I don't actually eat hot dogs. I prefer bratwursts, which are objectively superior to hot dogs in literally every possible way.

They;re too loud, hot dogs are quiet as a church mouse

# ? Sep 8, 2016 18:45

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

shoophobo posted:

These red hotdogs they got here in Carolina are gross looking as gently caress.
I saw a few on the roller at the corner store yesterday, all shriveled up like a old dick.

Don't sign your posts

# ? Sep 8, 2016 20:12

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Do the red hot dogs taste different or what

# ? Sep 8, 2016 20:16

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Ket ch up is good but mayonnaise is better

# ? Sep 8, 2016 20:25

shoophobo: Aug 30, 2013; "shoophobo? more like shittyposter!"; Fallen Rib

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Do the red hot dogs taste different or what

They claim to be a bit spicy due to red pepper.
But I'm sure it's all food coloring

# ? Sep 8, 2016 20:48

Hometown Slime Queen: Oct 26, 2004; the GOAT

I can't wait for when science lets me grow my own hot dogs in a vat

# ? Sep 8, 2016 20:49

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

shoophobo posted:

They claim to be a bit spicy due to red pepper.
But I'm sure it's all food coloring

Get twelve inches of Paradise here! - red hot dog vendor Mr. Reilly

# ? Sep 8, 2016 21:06

Tite Barnacle: Jun 4, 2014; Meowdy Purrdner; Grimey Drawer

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

I can't wait for when science lets me grow my own hot dogs in a vat

I have a hot dog you can grow. It will however require a small bun. Very small

# ? Sep 8, 2016 21:07

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

shoophobo posted:

These red hotdogs they got here in Carolina are gross looking as gently caress.
I saw a few on the roller at the corner store yesterday, all shriveled up like a old dick.

Those are the kinds that chinese and filipino people eat too. It's just food coloring

# ? Sep 8, 2016 21:07

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

I can't wait for when science lets me grow my own hot dogs in a vat

Holy poo poo. Like those Aerogardens in your kitchen but hot dogs! Folks, I think we have a weiner here!!! Lol. Hotdog puns itt.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 21:08

SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010

Ketchup's fine if it's an everything dog as a complementary flavour, but just ketchup is some weakass BULLSHIT.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:39

Wizchine: Sep 17, 2007; Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.

hemophilia posted:

Chili (no beans), and cheese on the dog or i'm eating something else

Chili with beans is the only chili worth eating.

hemophilia posted:

if you put beans on a hotdog you've just hosed up in a seriously unforgivable way that's all im sayin dude

Baked beans taste great on a hot dog - maybe add some spicy mustard or jalapeno slices for some kick. Thank me later, philistine.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:46

Tumble: Jun 24, 2003; I'm not thinking of anything!

I don't really care if people put ketchup on hot dogs, but I think there are objectively better toppings.

Onions, mustard and sauerkraut are the superior choice, especially when you're eating the nicer hot dogs rather than those bullshit, terrible cheapo Bar S-level ones.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:56

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

No checkbox poll voted a oner

# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:59

DragQueenofAngmar: Dec 29, 2009; You shall not pass!

true hotdog fact: I read this thread at work and now im at the grocery store, plannin on dogs for dinner

# ? Sep 8, 2016 23:33

Happy Hedonist: Jan 18, 2009

I want a hot dog covered in mustard and onions now. Koegel's, natural casing baby.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 23:39

ROFLburger: Jan 12, 2006

Nigmaetcetera posted:

taste is inherently subjective

wrong, idiot

# ? Sep 8, 2016 23:57

ROFLburger: Jan 12, 2006

chicago dogs are the bomb btw

# ? Sep 8, 2016 23:57

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

a hotdog should be enjoyed plain like a fine steak

# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:03

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Enfield posted:

a hotdog should be enjoyed plain like a fine steak

and, also like a fine steak, dark brown on the outside and pink-red on the inside

# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:04

Mushika: Dec 22, 2010

SilvergunSuperman posted:

ketchup is some weakass BULLSHIT.

Tumble posted:

Onions, mustard and sauerkraut are the superior choice, especially when you're eating the nicer hot dogs rather than those bullshit, terrible cheapo Bar S-level ones.

THIS is a goddamn dog right here.

# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:27

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Enfield posted:

a hotdog should be enjoyed plain like a fine steak

If you season it right you can eat a hot dog raw like sushi

# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:30

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Smash it Smash hit posted:

If you season it right you can eat a hot dog raw like sushi

hot dog sashimi

# ? Sep 9, 2016 01:18

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i like mustard too

# ? Sep 9, 2016 01:20

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

my alcoholic friend once said he would take 2 uncooked hot-dogs over a cooked hot-dog, I really wish I gave him 2 uncooked hot-dogs that night.

# ? Sep 9, 2016 01:23

Scrotum Modem: Sep 12, 2014

# ? Sep 9, 2016 01:23

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

nawcom posted:

I consider it harmful to your health to be anywhere within the city limits of Chicago.

# ? Sep 9, 2016 01:25

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Does Chicago have deep dish hotdogs??

# ? Sep 9, 2016 01:27

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Does Chicago have deep dish hotdogs??

Essentially, yes.

# ? Sep 9, 2016 01:28

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

the only place ketchup belong is on a well done fillet mignon

# ? Sep 9, 2016 01:29

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

numberoneposter posted:

the only place ketchup belong is on a well done fillet mignon

Don't forget the bun!

# ? Sep 9, 2016 01:33

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Does Chicago have deep dish hotdogs??

Ugh, don't get me started on their deep dish horseshit. Chicago is a disgrace. All the worst food people must have settled there in colonial times or something. It was probably like Australia except instead of forcing all the criminals to move there, it was all the worst cooks in the US.

# ? Sep 9, 2016 01:35

Wizchine: Sep 17, 2007; Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.

nawcom posted:

I generally like mustard on a hot dog, but if I eat one in Chicago I think I'll go out of my way to find some ketchup to put on it. Loosen up, Chicago. God forbid you try something like a galbi taco.

There's a reason you never hear the word "innovation" coupled with "Chicago."

# ? Sep 9, 2016 01:43