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Crisper will allow us to create talking horses, monkey butlers, and your dog will be able to do your taxes and even serve in the Congress. And most importantly, we may be able to cure stupidity, or at least cause it to be painful. I for one welcome this Brave New World. ... Hillary in 202- OWWWW, MY BRAIN HURTS! E: Congressdogs. Welp, it couldn't make things much worse. Except for all the dog turds on the Congressional floor. Owait- no change. zimboe fucked around with this message at 05:33 on Sep 9, 2016 |
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ikanreed posted:All guys named Chip are crackers. The politically correct term is Saltine American, thank you.
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We'll be able to design sentient beef patties so that your Double Quarter PounderTM will scream when you eat it. ... New at Mickey D's ! They Scream Twice With Every Bite!TM zimboe fucked around with this message at 05:48 on Sep 9, 2016 |
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We could rebuild Paris Hilton with a working brain. Rather than the three brain cells she makes do with now. zimboe fucked around with this message at 06:12 on Sep 9, 2016 |
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Applewhite posted:At this very moment some psychopath is designing a superplague in his basement and all he has to do is drop a phial of it in a public place and it's lights out for humanity. There'll be an injection that makes your dick glow in the dark. You'll never have to buy flashlight batteries again.
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I want super strength in my legs so I can finally punt a baby alpaca the full length of a football field. And I mean a proper Handegg football field, not that wimpy roundball cralp.
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I wouldn't mind having a nine-legged dog, but he'd probably just run away.
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zimboe posted:I wouldn't mind having a nine-legged dog, but he'd probably just run away. Even better, a Poodle that shits nickels. Yipe yipe yipe YIPE *clatter clatter jingle* *CaCHING* ... Or a pitbull terrier that shits silver dollars. Larger rear end in a top hat= less annoying yapping.
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Seriously: Sooner or later, some species-traitor Sierra club Gaia worshiping douch-tank neo-hippy brainless twat who thinks mankind deserves extinction (yes, the radicals in SC really think this, no poo poo) will create a virus that is very contagious and has no overt symptoms. Give it an incubation period ca. 90 days. It will then quickly spread world-wide. Its sole effect is to cause complete sterility in the infected- and adios muchachos. ... We need to jail, gas, and burn these Sierra club smelly hippy garbage-heads now in self-defense, before it is too late. They really are enemies of Mankind. ... No joke. They think YOU yes, YOU should die so you can't harm any widdle fuzzy wuzzy animals anymore, cuz every living thing is sacred except Man. They think cows and fish should have full civil rights. Even filthy rats and verminous roaches they value above YOU. I'm serious. They are nuts. They are a memetic disease. They are your personal enemy- they regard all humans in the same way that Nazis regarded just Jews. This virus will be possible soon.SOON. All that is required is to provoke an auto-immune response to either egg or sperm antigen markers. This is biochemically relatively simple. ... "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." -Albert Einstein zimboe fucked around with this message at 13:15 on Sep 9, 2016 |
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We'll be able to clone tiny 4 inch Hitlers and have them goose-step back and forth across your coffee table and shout gibberish from atop your TV. If you get tired of them, just let the cat in and she'll go to town on the little bastards. ... "Ahhh, Schiess! Kotzen! Raus! ... The Jews will buy crates of 'em just to feed to their kitty-cats instead of the much less ironic Meow-Mix diet. And the cats get a little exercise too. E:. Yah I know. I'm a sick bastard. Mea Culpa.
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LordArgh posted:can this technology turn me into a dragon with 17 dicks? Naw, gotta be an even number. What the hell, round up to 18 dicks. zimboe fucked around with this message at 15:59 on Sep 9, 2016 |
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Ahh, tiny cloned Hitlers forever being savaged by the gaping carnivorous jaws of ordinary house-cats. Their teeth as big as a tyrannosaur to scale: Bitten, and their blood tasted and then whipped and lashed about until their tiny Nazi spines are broken to be presented to their masters like so many mice. ... Yah, A little cruel, but I hate tiny Hitlers. E: Justice is as Justice does,mischief makers. zimboe fucked around with this message at 15:59 on Sep 9, 2016 |
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