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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
when those two hear the phrase "tax code" they ask "who's that?"

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FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Sound household.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
goons are the most contrary fuckers alive. every once in a while you will get someone who claims that florida is actually good, that the holocaust happened, or even that whites count as human. but for oklahoma, nothing but unending contempt.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
*searches for lesbian incest on porntube*

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Gatekeeper posted:

actually this is a good point, everywhere you look today you see sis doin bro, son doin mama, daughter doing dada. about time we see progressive incest

Just do a Bing video search for "lesbian seduction", about 1 in 4 of the videos will be "Mommy seducing NOT her daughter"

Not that I would know who's seducing who, I skip through all the dialogue at the beginning to get straight to the tit sucking and clam snacking.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Serious Frolicking posted:

goons are the most contrary fuckers alive. every once in a while you will get someone who claims that florida is actually good, that the holocaust happened, or even that whites count as human. but for oklahoma, nothing but unending contempt.

That's because we all hate Bob Stoops. Christ, what an rear end in a top hat.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Just do a Bing video search for "lesbian seduction", about 1 in 4 of the videos will be "Mommy seducing NOT her daughter"

Not that I would know who's seducing who, I skip through all the dialogue at the beginning to get straight to the tit sucking and clam snacking.

gross, and rude

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




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(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Gatekeeper posted:

gross, and rude

Wtf how was it rude

E; is it rude to the performers to not listen to all the dialogue?

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Apr 8, 2012

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Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006



fuuuujuuck you

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
This is way less hot than in my Chinese girl comics.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

hemale in pain posted:

Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

o word?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Wtf how was it rude

E; is it rude to the performers to not listen to all the dialogue?

Explain to me how it was rude, cause I've got the sperg and it's the only way I learn

E; also I'm drunk

Nigmaetcetera fucked around with this message at 20:02 on Sep 8, 2016

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
this is what happens when you let gays marry smdgh

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
gay marriage is causing an illegal marriage epidemic

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
AP Oklahoma City - In somber ceremony, FL hands over "Trashiest State" title belt to OK

"we had a good run" Florida was heard to remark

dookifex_maximus fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Sep 8, 2016

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

the 's' stands for 'sexy'

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

RetroMUFC posted:

Let's be real, we all clicked this thread to see what they look like

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

And Oklahoma just had a big earthquake

God doesn't like ugly lesbians

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
thank god for ugly people otherwise we'd have to let everything slide

Berious
Nov 13, 2005
Imagine being the brother. Your mom dumped your worthless rear end for your sister.

Dude is going to need all the E/N threads

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008
Meth must feel really good.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Rhymenoserous posted:

Meth must feel really good.

It does. The campaign says nit even once but if you ever do you will understand in a hurry why ppl like it

Baudolino
Apr 1, 2010

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Never kinkshame
Incest more like Wincest!

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

dookifex_maximus posted:

AP Oklahoma City - In somber ceremony, FL hands over "Trashiest State" title belt to OK

"we had a good run" Florida was heard to remark

Nah OK won some points today but let's be honest FL is waaaaay out in the lead still

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
I can't jack off to this give me a break

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Rhymenoserous posted:

Meth must feel really good.

it's ok. Psychedelics are way better.

Hadaka Apron
Feb 12, 2015
That's a hell of an act. What's it called?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
OK

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Guessing that mom never taught her daughter not to play with scissors

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


can i get some lesbian input on who was the lead based on the mugshot

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

donkey salami posted:

And Oklahoma just had a big earthquake

Bugs Bunny couldn't saw Oklahoma off of the map, so God had to get rid of it the old-fashioned way.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Moridin920 posted:

I wonder why they bothered getting a marriage certificate.

I mean it's not illegal in OK to have depraved sex acts going on between adult siblings and parents just don't get married.

its so they can commit tax fraud and grandma can claim her grandkids as dependents to get the refund

of course goons immediately switch to gross meth sex rather than realizing the tax benefits of claiming child deduction credits

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Popular Thug Drink posted:

its so they can commit tax fraud and grandma can claim her grandkids as dependents to get the refund

of course goons immediately switch to gross meth sex rather than realizing the tax benefits of claiming child deduction credits

can't it be both?

Mr. 47
Jul 8, 2008

Well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself, then.
Is that still called a "Sportsmans Double?"

tsa
Feb 3, 2014

Popular Thug Drink posted:

its so they can commit tax fraud and grandma can claim her grandkids as dependents to get the refund

of course goons immediately switch to gross meth sex rather than realizing the tax benefits of claiming child deduction credits

Feds investigate tax poo poo and what you are talking about wouldn't work that way anyway. It seems the goon is ... you

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Tulsa is like the largest hub of meth manufacture in the country, and meth makes you a horny psychopath most of the time so if you think this was some tax poo poo with THOSE mugshots coming from THAT location then dude you're a loving idiot

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

hemophilia posted:

Tulsa is like the largest hub of meth manufacture in the country, and meth makes you a horny psychopath most of the time so if you think this was some tax poo poo with THOSE mugshots coming from THAT location then dude you're a loving idiot

meth is overrated

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FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Popular Thug Drink posted:

its so they can commit tax fraud and grandma can claim her grandkids as dependents to get the refund

of course goons immediately switch to gross meth sex rather than realizing the tax benefits of claiming child deduction credits

But then it wouldn't be incest, which is what they were charged with. So you're wrong.

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