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Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Hello Americants,

This is your parents speaking.

We were happy we dumped James Corden and Piers Morgan on you, you were dumb as poo poo to take those aborted retards on, but you did the same to us with David Gest (hey, we killed him for you, you're welcome) and that fat poo poo nobody cares about or remembers.

But we're getting annoyed at the lovely comedians you're dumping on us now. What is this contrived 'roast' nonsense you're shilling us? We believe Ann Coulter is that loving stupid, but we reject that David Spade can string a sentence together without an army of writers. And to add insult to injury, you took Jon Stewart off the air and gave us some dude from our own loving colony and branded it American.

Please go back to making Two and a Half Men with Charlie Sheen. This pleased us greatly. Charlie Sheen is your greatest achievement, America.

Now clean your loving room.

Love,
Mom & Dad

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shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
your not my real mom

Doghouse
Oct 22, 2004

I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic.
Amazing satire, and social observation comedy humour

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
lol you thought you got us good and now we're gonna inflict Trump on the entire world GG EZ

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


who is america's mom because if i ever find a time machine i'm gonna go back to 1776 and kick that bitch down some stairs

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Moridin920 posted:

lol you thought you got us good and now we're gonna inflict Trump on the entire world GG EZ

Get Rekt Humanity

Mr. 47
Jul 8, 2008

Well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself, then.
Remember how you hosed us with King George III? Well, we're gonna gently caress you twice as hard with King Trump! So there!

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
and they say gbs isnt funny anymore

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
You raped a lot of your children, but america raped back USA USA USA

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
get that man a slot at the Edinburgh Fringe lol what sick repartee.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
*burns letter*

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Piers Morgan is amazing because he riles up rednecks about guns in a way that not even Michael Moore can. We're keeping him thanks.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

flerp posted:

and they say gbs isnt funny anymore

no one has ever or will ever say that

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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I'm not saying we didn't benefit with Alex Jones, but please don't Trump the world. It's a sledgehammer to crack a peanut or whatever that analogy is.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Watch out, America. We're doing a satirical driveby... on union jack lollerskates!!!

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

the English, lol

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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dear mom and dad

we're gay

love america

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Theophany posted:

Hello Americants,

This is your parents speaking.

We were happy we dumped James Corden and Piers Morgan on you, you were dumb as poo poo to take those aborted retards on, but you did the same to us with David Gest (hey, we killed him for you, you're welcome) and that fat poo poo nobody cares about or remembers.

But we're getting annoyed at the lovely comedians you're dumping on us now. What is this contrived 'roast' nonsense you're shilling us? We believe Ann Coulter is that loving stupid, but we reject that David Spade can string a sentence together without an army of writers. And to add insult to injury, you took Jon Stewart off the air and gave us some dude from our own loving colony and branded it American.

Please go back to making Two and a Half Men with Charlie Sheen. This pleased us greatly. Charlie Sheen is your greatest achievement, America.

Now clean your loving room.

Love,
Mom & Dad

*Mum

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

if england was my dad i'd beat him up for being a poof

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Dad gay, so what.

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

a bone to pick posted:

Dad gay, beatup

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Fojar38 posted:

dear mom and dad

we're gay

love america

:negative:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Lol you wanna bitch about sending over lovely comedians last I checked Ricky Gervais, Russe brand, and that Oliver guy were still over here being the worst ever

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
heres an open letter to your face from my fist punk

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
Go choke on jellied eels and ban some silverware, you limey gently caress

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

onslow from keeping up appearances convinced me that not all brits are worthless

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Nooner posted:

Lol you wanna bitch about sending over lovely comedians last I checked Ricky Gervais, Russe brand, and that Oliver guy were still over here being the worst ever

Ricky Gervais is brilliant in the very specific niche of laughing hysterically at Karl Pilkington

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

Claims cultural superiority, produces citizens like Tramadol Junky.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Nooner posted:

Lol you wanna bitch about sending over lovely comedians last I checked Ricky Gervais, Russe brand, and that Oliver guy were still over here being the worst ever

So what you're saying is we're winning. What's your point?

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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skeletonotherkin posted:

Claims cultural superiority, produces citizens like Tramadol Junky.

frankie boyle is a national treasure?

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
hey op

top of the morning to you, governor

pip pip cheerio









realtalk: was the jimmy saville thing a surprise or did people anticipate that he was a chomo?

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
gently caress you Mom and Dad, if you guys are so smart how come you call trucks "lorries"? And you call crackers "biscuits" and drive on the wrong side of the road. Pretty sure I knew how to drive when I was like, sixteen.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
America is the ultimate "No YOU shut the gently caress up Dad!"

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
im sure the influx of reactionary islamists will do wonders for british comedy

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
go cry to your aristocracy which you still have in tyool 2016 you backwards inbred gently caress

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

flerp posted:

and they say gbs isnt funny anymore

Nobody cares enough about GBS to say that

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

LegoPirateNinja posted:

im sure the influx of reactionary islamists will do wonders for british comedy
"A wahhabi, a sunni brother, and a son of the magi walk into a mosque..."

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

jBrereton posted:

"A wahhabi, a sunni brother, and a son of the magi walk into a mosque..."

Which one walks out?

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Fishy Joe posted:

You raped a lot of your children, but america raped back USA USA USA

Britain still rapes a lot of children!

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jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

ikanreed posted:

Which one walks out?
The Wahhabi lived there already, the brother walks out, and the son of the magi flees the almighty rebuke of Allah for his theological transgressions.

Please do not laugh.

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