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Hello Americants, This is your parents speaking. We were happy we dumped James Corden and Piers Morgan on you, you were dumb as poo poo to take those aborted retards on, but you did the same to us with David Gest (hey, we killed him for you, you're welcome) and that fat poo poo nobody cares about or remembers. But we're getting annoyed at the lovely comedians you're dumping on us now. What is this contrived 'roast' nonsense you're shilling us? We believe Ann Coulter is that loving stupid, but we reject that David Spade can string a sentence together without an army of writers. And to add insult to injury, you took Jon Stewart off the air and gave us some dude from our own loving colony and branded it American. Please go back to making Two and a Half Men with Charlie Sheen. This pleased us greatly. Charlie Sheen is your greatest achievement, America. Now clean your loving room. Love, Mom & Dad
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 21:56 |
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your not my real mom
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 21:57 |
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Amazing satire, and social observation comedy humour
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:01 |
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lol you thought you got us good and now we're gonna inflict Trump on the entire world GG EZ
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:02 |
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who is america's mom because if i ever find a time machine i'm gonna go back to 1776 and kick that bitch down some stairs
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:03 |
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Moridin920 posted:lol you thought you got us good and now we're gonna inflict Trump on the entire world GG EZ Get Rekt Humanity
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:03 |
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Remember how you hosed us with King George III? Well, we're gonna gently caress you twice as hard with King Trump! So there!
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:04 |
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and they say gbs isnt funny anymore
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:04 |
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You raped a lot of your children, but america raped back USA USA USA
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:05 |
get that man a slot at the Edinburgh Fringe lol what sick repartee.
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:05 |
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*burns letter*
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:05 |
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Piers Morgan is amazing because he riles up rednecks about guns in a way that not even Michael Moore can. We're keeping him thanks.
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:06 |
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flerp posted:and they say gbs isnt funny anymore no one has ever or will ever say that
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:06 |
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I'm not saying we didn't benefit with Alex Jones, but please don't Trump the world. It's a sledgehammer to crack a peanut or whatever that analogy is.
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:09 |
Watch out, America. We're doing a satirical driveby... on union jack lollerskates!!!
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:11 |
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the English, lol
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:40 |
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dear mom and dad we're gay love america
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:41 |
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Theophany posted:Hello Americants, *Mum
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:42 |
if england was my dad i'd beat him up for being a poof
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:44 |
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Dad gay, so what.
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:46 |
a bone to pick posted:Dad gay, beatup
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:47 |
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Fojar38 posted:dear mom and dad
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:47 |
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Lol you wanna bitch about sending over lovely comedians last I checked Ricky Gervais, Russe brand, and that Oliver guy were still over here being the worst ever
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:54 |
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heres an open letter to your face from my fist punk
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:57 |
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Go choke on jellied eels and ban some silverware, you limey gently caress
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:58 |
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onslow from keeping up appearances convinced me that not all brits are worthless
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:58 |
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Nooner posted:Lol you wanna bitch about sending over lovely comedians last I checked Ricky Gervais, Russe brand, and that Oliver guy were still over here being the worst ever Ricky Gervais is brilliant in the very specific niche of laughing hysterically at Karl Pilkington
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 22:59 |
Claims cultural superiority, produces citizens like Tramadol Junky.
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 23:18 |
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Nooner posted:Lol you wanna bitch about sending over lovely comedians last I checked Ricky Gervais, Russe brand, and that Oliver guy were still over here being the worst ever So what you're saying is we're winning. What's your point?
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 23:24 |
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skeletonotherkin posted:Claims cultural superiority, produces citizens like Tramadol Junky. frankie boyle is a national treasure?
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 23:26 |
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hey op top of the morning to you, governor pip pip cheerio realtalk: was the jimmy saville thing a surprise or did people anticipate that he was a chomo?
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 23:26 |
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gently caress you Mom and Dad, if you guys are so smart how come you call trucks "lorries"? And you call crackers "biscuits" and drive on the wrong side of the road. Pretty sure I knew how to drive when I was like, sixteen.
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 23:29 |
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America is the ultimate "No YOU shut the gently caress up Dad!"
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 23:51 |
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im sure the influx of reactionary islamists will do wonders for british comedy
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# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:00 |
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go cry to your aristocracy which you still have in tyool 2016 you backwards inbred gently caress
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# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:04 |
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flerp posted:and they say gbs isnt funny anymore Nobody cares enough about GBS to say that
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# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:06 |
LegoPirateNinja posted:im sure the influx of reactionary islamists will do wonders for british comedy
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# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:09 |
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jBrereton posted:"A wahhabi, a sunni brother, and a son of the magi walk into a mosque..." Which one walks out?
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# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:14 |
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Fishy Joe posted:You raped a lot of your children, but america raped back USA USA USA Britain still rapes a lot of children!
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# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:18 |
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ikanreed posted:Which one walks out? Please do not laugh.
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