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A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
I feel like I'm pretty drunk and that I need a wolf shirt. I don't know why, it's like a primal instinct for awful, reclusive, antisocial nerds. So I was wondering, what are the optimal numbers of wolves and moons, and what is the best background? I'm thinking 3 wolves: 2 moons with a tundra landscape. Links are appreciated!!

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
The nWo Wolfpack shirt is the way to go for your needs IMO. It shows you're trapped in the 1990s, always a big plus when trying to attract the opposite gender, also shows you're a collector of antiquities, which will attract the more refined type of woman.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
the best wolf shirt + im feeling l;ucky = https://www.themountain.com/wolves/

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Eff that meme poo poo. Get purestrain.

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Ork of Fiction posted:

Eff that meme poo poo. Get purestrain.



'€€€ WolfPacKK €€€ I named the team this because wolves hunt in packs and there "communication" is extremly good. In there domain they are "powerful". They have earned "respect" for how and what they do'

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug

This poo poo owns bones

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR


It's no



But it's pretty rad.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
That wolf blitzer one is lazy. It's just the same picture of him flipped or resized. Certainly there's more than one picture of Wolf out there?

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





Does this deserve effort?

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
drat, this is pretty sweet too

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
Yeah dude a little. Everyone appreciates a good wolf shirt.

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
I tried checking the amazon reviews for wolf shirts to narrow down my choices, but they are, if anything, TOO helpful

"Unfortunately I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest, but this shirt is very useful in colder weather."

"I had a two-wolf shirt for a while and I didn't think life could get any better. I was wrong. Life got 50% better, no lie."

"When I put this T-shirt on for the first time, my wife left me!
Thank you, Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt!"

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

:doink:

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
A cheap imitation, unless it also has

:doink:
In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous.
In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories .

printed on the back

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Holy poo poo nice

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

A CISHET SHITLORD posted:

A cheap imitation, unless it also has

:doink:
In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous.
In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories .

printed on the back

Haha this is great. :love:

Dick Wolf has some of the funniest facial expressions I've ever seen. I don't think he's been sober in a decade.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
go with a coyote shirt, its the new black

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

a_gelatinous_cube
Feb 13, 2005


God drat. That's a loving shirt.

YerAuraBoresMeAlice
Dec 26, 2005

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Ork of Fiction posted:

Eff that meme poo poo. Get purestrain.



Unironically awesome. Ima buy and wear this.

I want to write a sci fi story about what's going on on this shirt.

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

Ork of Fiction posted:

Eff that meme poo poo. Get purestrain.



How does that giant doggo breath in space? It must need a lot of oxygen.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Lil Peeler posted:

How does that giant doggo breath in space? It must need a lot of oxygen.

it's my spirit wolf and it drinks the oxygen embedded in my tears

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Lil Peeler posted:

How does that giant doggo breath in space? It must need a lot of oxygen.

He is astral projecting

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Kuato posted:

The nWo Wolfpack shirt is the way to go for your needs IMO. It shows you're trapped in the 1990s, always a big plus when trying to attract the opposite gender, also shows you're a collector of antiquities, which will attract the more refined type of woman.

Me and another guy at work both had these shirts in like 1997. We used to yell wrestling catch phrases across the building to each other. It's a good thing 2016 me will never be around 1997 me 'cause I'm pretty sure I'd kill myself in some kind of rage vortex.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Lil Peeler posted:

How does that giant doggo breath in space? It must need a lot of oxygen.


Hector Beerlioz posted:

He is astral projecting

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
gently caress beaten

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Ted Nugent is on the prowl

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Applewhite posted:

Unironically awesome. Ima buy and wear this.

I want to write a sci fi story about what's going on on this shirt.

This is what it reminded me of.

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


ordered in 5x

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Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


OK that site is unironically great

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MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.
listen to fartbarf

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug

Ork of Fiction posted:

Eff that meme poo poo. Get purestrain.



UPDATE:

I sobered up, and then got drunk again, and promptly bought this poo poo. Can't loving wait

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Complaint Compilation
Apr 8, 2016

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