To all of you whom I sent a PM to while I was in probation, and ignored me,

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The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

gently caress you. :mad:

Where do you get off, where do you people get off just letting a man wither away, alone in his madness?

I had a lot of thoughts while I was locked up. :rant:

Some of them cool/funny. Most of them lame/fake/gay.

But thats not the point! the point is, who are you to judge? :raise:

Shame.
Shame on you. Y'all know who you are.

To those of you who replied and or were my posting conduits during my darkest week, you have my thanks, and I say to you, namasty. :3:

And now that I'm out of the clink, allow me to return to my GBS and other forum duties: poo poo-postin' :dance:

# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:09

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DONKEY SALAMI: Jun 28, 2008; donkey? donkey?

Gas thread. Ban op

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:11

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

donkey salami posted:

Gas thread. Ban op

No dont

# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:12

Harakiri Potter: Oct 18, 2004; REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY

The Bananana posted:

gently caress you.

Where do you get off, where do you people get off just letting a man wither away, alone in his madness?

I had a lot of thoughts while I was locked up.

Some of them cool/funny. Most of them lame/fake/gay.

But thats not the point! the point is, who are you to judge?

Shame.
Shame on you. Y'all know who you are.

To those of you who replied and or were my posting conduits during my darkest week, you have my thanks, and I say to you, namasty.

And now that I'm out of the clink, allow me to return to my GBS and other forum duties: poo poo-postin'

dude you never reached out to me

i would have at least made sure you had some puzzles to play with

# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:12

Dial-a-Dog: May 22, 2001

donkey salami posted:

Gas thread. Ban op

# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:12

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Harry in Rio posted:

dude you never reached out to me

i would have at least made sure you had some puzzles to play with

I don't not have any questions about Rainy Day Woman brand anus bleach, nor did I wish to learn of it. :colbert:

# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:13

guns for tits: Dec 25, 2014

The Bananana posted:

I don't not have any questions about Rainy Day Woman brand anus bleach, nor did I wish to learn of it.

Beggars can't be choosers.

# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:14

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

I Replied but you never replied back, even posted your picture

# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:14

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Smash it Smash hit posted:

I Replied but you never replied back, even posted your picture

your're "One of the good ones".

# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:15

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

I never got a PM and am glad of it.

# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:17

Tiberius Thyben: Feb 7, 2013; Gone Phishing

donkey salami posted:

Gas thread. Indefinitely probate OP.

# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:18

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

yo fools the next time youre in the pokey and need your views expressed PM me and i will flip a coin on whether or not to poo poo them out

# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:18

Harakiri Potter: Oct 18, 2004; REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY

The Bananana posted:

I don't not have any questions about Rainy Day Woman brand anus bleach, nor did I wish to learn of it.

so you do have questions

# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:18

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Addendum to the OP:

You only got a PM from me if you're a cool or good poster. if you did not receive a PM from me, well, then...

:whitewater:

# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:19

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

The Bananana posted:

Addendum to the OP:

You only got a PM from me if you're a cool or good poster. if you did not receive a PM from me, well, then...

well gently caress my black rear end

# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:20

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

hth posted:

well gently caress my black rear end

you were clearly an oversight. My apologies.

# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:21

wyntyr: Mar 27, 2006

I'm glad that I'm such a low profile white noise piece of poo poo that no one would pm me from cat jail. In conclusion, America is a land of contrasts.

# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:24

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

OP should be permabanned IMHO

# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:26

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

Bloody Mod's pet we got here, I'd have been banished forever had I done what he did

# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:26

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Kuato posted:

Bloody Mod's pet we got here, I'd have been banished forever had I done what he did

I can't help that I'm a dangerous rebel. :dukedoge:

# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:28

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

The Bananana posted:

Addendum to the OP:

You only got a PM from me if you're a cool or good poster. if you did not receive a PM from me, well, then...

The Bananana posted:

your're "One of the good ones".

# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:28

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

i lost platinum I'm sorry man

# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:29

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

I responded to one PM but the other one was just agreeing with something I said so it felt like kind of a waste of time to reply going "yeah man I know thanks!!!"

# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:31

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Celluloid Sam posted:

i lost platinum I'm sorry man

it's ok. If I had to choose between having my account and a gimmick account, or getting Pm's... well... I just d0ont know which I would pick.

# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:32

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

op sends me some weird pms but I acted on one because I was drunk

# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:33

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

lol i just checked and i am one of the people who ignored you. i didnt really mean to i am just so lazy. i barely can type my own posts much less another person's.

# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:35

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

i might start dictating all of my posts

# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:35

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

loquacius posted:

I responded to one PM but the other one was just agreeing with something I said so it felt like kind of a waste of time to reply going "yeah man I know thanks!!!"

Loquacius, poo poo, get out of here man, shut up, you're proving my Addendum to be false!

# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:36

Grem: Mar 29, 2004; It's how her species communicates

I honestly only PM with people I think might have sex with me so like why even check if I got one, ya know?

# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:37

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

was gonna post your message to Sid but someone else got there first. in closing: free drad.

# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:42

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

Iron Prince posted:

in closing: free drad.

loving
free
dad
underscore
brett

# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:43

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

I think that this bana guy, he should be given a second chance, to send his probation PMs

# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:44

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

nice meltdown you weiner

# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:45

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

I never got a pm and we have pmed in the past, gently caress you jerk

# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:46

mom and dad fight a lot: Sep 21, 2006; If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

I didn't know you could PM while on probation.

Also:

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I never got a pm and we have pmed in the past, gently caress you jerk

# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:47

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

glad i don't have plat anymore, then

# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:47

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I never got a pm and we have pmed in the past, gently caress you jerk

I only didn't message you this time because I pm'd you last time I got Prob'd, and I figured I gotta spread the love.

# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:48

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I never got a pm and we have pmed in the past, gently caress you jerk

Airborne Viking posted:

Also:

good lol !!!

# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:49

communist kangaroo: Oct 2, 2006; those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, i have koalas.

Don't ever PM me

(unless you want to I mean)

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The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Harry in Rio posted:

so you do have questions

drat... I just notced this. Stupid fuckin auto correct

# ? Sep 9, 2016 00:54

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