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Angry Birds Suicide posted:Goatse of course I don't have a printer so I'd have to draw it on the postcard which is even better
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You know, I heard that the IMF has to issue an actual physical seal to recipients of these kinds of transfers for verification and as a matter of fact I have the specifications for just such a seal you should send this to him, tell him you'd be happy to send the $95 plus the $30 IMF Seal Fee for a cool $125 upon receipt of the seal tell him "i'm sure your secretary has a whole crate of these" 
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Sep 9, 2016 02:18
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Okay I will try and get a mailing address for a fuckin Sub-Saharan African shithole lol but you gotta ensure there is at least one Goatse enclosed
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Sep 9, 2016 02:19
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Rasmussen posted:I really appreciated the retard masturbator reference. Thank you this was probably the most thought provoking thing about it all
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Sep 9, 2016 02:20
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see if she'll send a pic she might be hot
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Sep 9, 2016 02:21
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They're not reading your replies at all and are just sending prewritten emails from a script, sorry  It takes a lot of effort and creativity to get these guys off their script but if you do they'll be willing to do anything, get stupid tattoos, walk into a war zone etc. All sorts of fun. Go to https://www.419eater.com for funny stories and tips on descripting them.
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Sep 9, 2016 02:25
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I wouldn't do anything to jeopardise you getting your money op maybe hold back on the 'humour' until you have the 2.4 million in hand
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Sep 9, 2016 02:25
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Angry Birds Suicide posted:Okay I will try and get a mailing address for a fuckin Sub-Saharan African shithole lol but you gotta ensure there is at least one Goatse enclosed I have 2 lobster postcards and some real stamps if you can get an address I'll draw a terrible goatse, write whatever GBS wants me to write, and toss it in the mailbox
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Sep 9, 2016 02:26
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start a kickstarter to raise $95 to send the scammer. Otherwise send dick pic claiming it is a American custom when one gives free money to the other.
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Sep 9, 2016 02:27
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Angry Birds Suicide posted:Okay I will try and get a mailing address for a fuckin Sub-Saharan African shithole lol but you gotta ensure there is at least one Goatse enclosed I will send a goatse.
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Sep 9, 2016 02:29
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put shoe on head
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Sep 9, 2016 02:31
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shoophobo posted:I will send a goatse. if dude can't get an address for africa I'll send a poorly drawn goatse postcard to a goon instead
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Sep 9, 2016 02:33
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SmokaDustbowl posted:if dude can't get an address for africa I'll send a poorly drawn goatse postcard to a goon instead also I wont dox any goons cause that's rude. but it would be funny to see a poorly drawn goatse go through international mail
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Sep 9, 2016 02:41
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Send then a bomb. Disguised as goatse of course. And an autographed photo of dgsw.
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Sep 9, 2016 03:09
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op i'm willing to take these lottery winnings off your hands at pennies on the dollar, i've got an idea for a new financial instrument called '419 derivatives' that is gonna make wall street investment bankers' nuts explode
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Sep 9, 2016 03:09
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:Send them an autographed photo of dgsw.
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ScratchAndSniff posted:ask coney why he not persecute clinton for ben gazi????
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Sep 9, 2016 03:51
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so kind of him to pay the fee!!! please help out!
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Sep 9, 2016 04:20
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send him swap.avi screenshots, and ask him if i like it.
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Sep 9, 2016 04:21
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Rambling Robot posted:send him swap.avi screenshots, and ask him if i like it. "i am a famous actress, here is some of my best known work"
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Sep 9, 2016 04:25
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Tell her you are the head of the IMF and she is late on her dues. She needs to send you an annual registration fee of $96 to continue her job of distribution of lotto funds.
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Sep 9, 2016 04:30
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going forward have all correspondence handled by your new legal counsel methmouth mike
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Sep 9, 2016 04:42
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If you bilk them outta 25 bucks that's a huge success
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Sep 9, 2016 06:32
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quote:OCCUPATION: Emissions Technician for the mentally challenged this is sly and cool op good job sir
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Sep 9, 2016 07:56
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Act all excited but worried because your "religious group" (make one up) opposes both blood transfusions and sending money by international transfer. Beg the scammer to accept a cheque in $U.S. instead. Persist a little if needed until you get a snailmail address. A post office is OK but remind them they'll need acceptable ID to collect the package and cash the cheque. Once you've obtained a beievable name and snailmail address from the scammer, poo poo into a plastic bag, seal it well, then glue it well at multiple points to every surface inside of a small cardboard box. Mail the box to the scammer. E-mail them again and act all excited about the "fortune" you'll soon be "getting." Tell them that you're so happy that you included gifts of jewelry and cash in the box with the cheque, using a bank loan you aquired after showing their official documents. Tell them that you hope their religion allows them to receive gifts. If you do this well, they'll excitedly tear open the package when it arrives, only to get well splattered by your rancid poo poo. Surely worth the priority postage for a small package. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 08:10 on Sep 9, 2016 |
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Sep 9, 2016 08:04
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SmokaDustbowl posted:get an address and I'll mail them a postcard with whatever GBS wants me to write on it send them the lyrics to the hit song "castle kids"
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Sep 9, 2016 08:05
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actually send them an sd card that's easy as hell to ship and they likely have devices that can read it since the sd card been around for a long-rear end time now
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Sep 9, 2016 08:08
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That Robot posted:actually send them an sd card too late
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SmokaDustbowl posted:too late you already mailed it?
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Sep 9, 2016 08:11
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That Robot posted:you already mailed it? no I got bored and mailed the cards to yosposters
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Sep 9, 2016 08:12
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i won 2.5 million zimbabwe dollar
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Sep 9, 2016 08:48
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It's a shame that all your funds are tied up in Bitcoin, I wonder if they would accept Bitcoin instead of USD if you were to offer them a fee to do so.
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SmokaDustbowl posted:no I got bored and mailed the cards to yosposters drat son
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Oh boy! Can't wait to cash the chaque
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Sep 9, 2016 14:33
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Can you even mail something to Africa ?
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unpacked robinhood posted:Can you even mail something to Africa ? My buddy used to work UPS distribution when they stopped shipping to some countries in Africa. They would get a plane load of snowmobiles and just steal them off the plane when it showed up lol
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Sep 9, 2016 14:39
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Try to sell them some Dr. Who collector's plates.
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Sep 9, 2016 14:43
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Zo posted:They're not reading your replies at all and are just sending prewritten emails from a script, sorry 419 stopped being funny when they killed those two kids They weren't even the scammers iirc, it was his nephew and his friend or something
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Sep 9, 2016 14:53
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unpacked robinhood posted:Can you even mail something to Africa ? racist
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Lucky Guy posted:racist I mean letters or packages
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