who are the ~600 people browsing GBS ??? [[da LURK ZONE - 3rd edition]]

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MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

Sokrateez posted:

gbs is like a zoo. probably less than 10% of its viewership are participating in threads, everyone is just watching the superstars post. everyone should be on their best behaviour for the lurkers!

makes u think

the lurkers are like the mods in that gently caress them

# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 03:15

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 21:51

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

roll tide haha crimson tide lmbo the fuckin period boys

# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 03:16

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I'm afraid you're gonna have to become a Mormon to get that sweet latina rear end. I hear you get your own planet if you're a Mormon.

you have to populate it by impregnating your 14 year old children. male children get fed into the woodchipper

# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 03:19

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

Rap Music and Dope posted:

hi, lurker here, just wanted to say im glad you changed your avatar cuz the last one was kinda gross.

lurkers, am I right? :rolleyes

# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 03:43

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

Rap Music and Dope posted:

i only post when i have something to say. Thanks.

try drinking more

# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 04:08

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

Moon Atari posted:

I first started posting when the quality fell so low that even my posts were an improvement, but i quickly discovered that posting gave me a powerful but cruelly brief sexual release. Since then i've posted often enough to have developed a tolerance and now I can't get off without at least being empty quoted.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 04:09

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

have one on the house

# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 04:09

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

PinkoBastard posted:

Just one piece of advice for any lurkers-turned-posters: if you've ever viciously assaulted a man with a shovel, maybe just keep that one under your hat.

edit: snype

good way to become a mod ime

# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 04:38

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

ForceKin posted:

I lurk a lot because I don't want to risk losing my investment.

did you sign up for the service plan or what

# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 09:02

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

sofokles posted:

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my sexuality was turnt into a meme by idiots

# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 22:02

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

jackyl posted:

they had posts but idk I read the tread later since I was traveling for work and we all watched it in a conf room

i feel like i would've laughed at some point and been told to clean out my desk

# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 22:17

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

Izzhov posted:

actually I just remembered I had archives access but the earliest GBS posts in archive are from 2002. did GBS just not exist back then?

the y2k bug strikes again

# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 22:28

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

mkultra419 posted:

They're waiting until they have something worth posting. You could learn from them OP.

Although given your mom's difficulty keeping her mouth closed (among other orifices), I guess we shouldn't be surprised it's a problem for you too.

have you been working on this burn since 2005

# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 23:58

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

Cordon bleu posted:

i have trouble looking people in the eyes lol

heck, same

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 21:51

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

TheProdigalGoon posted:

poo poo

all problems can be solved by giving rich more money

# ¿ Sep 11, 2016 02:50

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