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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
"he was coming hard"
"he found the open hole and got right in there"
"he was all over his man"
"he pancaked him"
"that is one big guy lining in the slot and he is going to pound that route"
"he stuck it right where he wanted it, just utterly drilled"

the commentators in the NFL are literally homosexual

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

everything about football is extremely homoerotic so unsurprising

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
lol if you never saw a dick in the locker room that didn't put you at half mast

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Blue Train posted:

everything about football is extremely homoerotic so unsurprising

wearing another mans name on a shirt and cheering/crying for him while you watch his supple buttocks ripple on the tv in front of you is gay now?

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
if football is gay then i dont wanna be straight :colbert:

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Chris Collingsworth is drunk af n Al Michaels never eats vegetables. Hth.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

men, in an all male situation, acting gay??

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Blue Train posted:

everything about football is extremely homoerotic so unsurprising

o/u on weekly number of swirlies this dude got, I set it at 2

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Al Michaels never eats vegetables. Hth.

so would you say he loves meat

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
lol the end zone

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

i can't wait until youtube superstars become nfl commentators

i am kiss u now
Dec 26, 2005


College Slice
"he just shot semen into the quarterback's rear end in a top hat"

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

whoflungpoop posted:

lol the end zone

tight end lol

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin

Troy Aikman posted:

I'm not so sure Skip's [Bayless] not gay.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

IceLicker posted:

"he just shot semen into the quarterback's rear end in a top hat"

I loving hate the cowboys

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

whoflungpoop posted:

lol the end zone

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I loving hate the cowboys

That would semen possible.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
Chris collinsworth owns and is the best FYI

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

whoflungpoop posted:

lol the end zone

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
i played college baseball and one of my teammates would always slap me, and everyone else, on the butt, before games. yeah, it was definitely pretty sweet. just like football and the announcers.

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib

Blue Train posted:

tight end lol

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
reminder that Marv Albert got in trouble and subsequently fired for not being gay

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

jackyl posted:

Chris collinsworth owns and is the best FYI

I prefer Jon Gruden and that one fat rear end in a top hat who makes the sound effects when he calls games

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
Are you gay?





ARE...YOU....GAY?!

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
jaws was a good announcer but he said poo poo on live TV so he got the boot

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Kuato posted:

i played college baseball and one of my teammates would always slap me, and everyone else, on the butt, before games. yeah, it was definitely pretty sweet. just like football and the announcers.

I played college tennis and in doubles we held the play over our rear end to our partner serving and he either says yes or no if he says no I have to change the play while he still stares at my rear end and my hand making signs

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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BUY IT.
what percentage of gay dudes go in for the muscular, brawny types? I think I'd prefer a willowy pixie boyfriend with a snarky demeanor and a soulful heart. If I were gay I mean.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
the signs were "stay, fake poach, poach", "flat, slice, kick serve", "left, middle, right service box" if u care about it, we called the play every serve

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
probably pros get more detailed than that idk,that's how average scholarship tennis players roll

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

if you're servicing box I'm afraid football isn't for you

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
youre loving gay you loving human being al and chris are the best in the biz, go eat some poo poo

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

jackyl posted:

the signs were "stay, fake poach, poach", "flat, slice, kick serve", "left, middle, right service box" if u care about it, we called the play every serve

never run the gridiron

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

PyPy posted:

Are you gay?





ARE...YOU....GAY?!

gay NFL so what

Brock Hardchin
Aug 17, 2007

You don't need anyone or anything to party 'til ya puke.
"that penetration is going to lead to an explosion of sacks soon"

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
john madden started that poo poo and it works

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
"He's running deep into the end zone.........................................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNND IT'S OUT OF HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
"he delivered hot loads directly to the face"

Brock Hardchin
Aug 17, 2007

You don't need anyone or anything to party 'til ya puke.
"The pounding that qb is taking tonight is going to lead to an rear end tulip "

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Roargasm posted:

john madden started that poo poo and it works

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6RbEOlqRo

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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
tfw you're not gay but your OCD makes you keep patting the other dudes rear end until you get it right

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