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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

thathonkey posted:

"he delivered hot loads directly to the face"

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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
"that's over 300lbs pounds of solid man just pushing and pushing and pushing"

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx
calling football gay is a pretty low insult to homosexuals

football is pretty much the lowest poo poo tier thing. keep wearing that 200$ dollar jersey as you sit in front of the tv watching other people live fulfilling lives

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

thathonkey posted:

"that's over 300lbs pounds of solid man just pushing and pushing and pushing"

nobody cares about what it's like when u wake up

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Robot Pride posted:

calling football gay is a pretty low insult to homosexuals

football is pretty much the lowest poo poo tier thing. keep wearing that 200$ dollar jersey as you sit in front of the tv watching other people live fulfilling lives

no calling you gay would be a pretty low insult to homosexuals :frogout:

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
ps. Football fukken owns

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Calling things gay to rag on them is a hurtful use of a slur that should be curtailed.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

thathonkey posted:

ps. Football fukken owns

this is true

Cymoril
Jul 1, 2005

Kittens Warm the World
Dinosaur Gum
They should have special guest commentators, like fans who don't have intimate knowledge of the game.

Also I vote one week of quarterback swap.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Robot Pride posted:

calling football gay is a pretty low insult to homosexuals

football is pretty much the lowest poo poo tier thing. keep wearing that 200$ dollar jersey as you sit in front of the tv watching other people live fulfilling lives

how far from reality are you?

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

thathonkey posted:

ps. Football fukken owns

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

The Sphinxster posted:

Calling things gay to rag on them is a hurtful use of a slur that should be curtailed.

Stfu gay bitch

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

how far from reality are you?

not far enough to enjoy watching grown men without basic life skills chase a ball for 4 hours and then talk about incessantly at work

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
I apologize for grouping honorable homosexuals with the wOrthless poster "the sphincter'. No offense intended (to homosexuals)

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Shouldn't you be apologizing to women too?

I mean, not for anything you posted or anything.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Robot Pride posted:

not far enough to enjoy watching grown men without basic life skills chase a ball for 4 hours and then talk about incessantly at work

you brag about paying to do crossfit, a goofy workout fad marketed by an out of shape man whose body is 200lbs of grey pubes and cookie dough

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

whoflungpoop posted:

you brag about paying to do crossfit, a goofy workout fad marketed by an out of shape man whose body is 200lbs of grey pubes and cookie dough

this seems like an own

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
bring back dennis miller
I don't care if he was poo poo, just give him something to do

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

whoflungpoop posted:

you brag about paying to do crossfit, a goofy workout fad marketed by an out of shape man whose body is 200lbs of grey pubes and cookie dough

yeah, but i'm doing it and not paying to watch someone else do it (lawl NFL network)

and greg glassman is 60 and in good shape for that age. crossfit isn't bodybuilding, btw

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Howard Beale posted:

bring back dennis miller
I don't care if he was poo poo, just give him something to do

why the gently caress do you want to give Dennis Miller something to do?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
let him stew in his own unfunny pot

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Cymoril posted:

They should have special guest commentators, like fans who don't have intimate knowledge of the game.

Also I vote one week of quarterback swap.

They should use the alt audio channels to have different commentators or like a directors commentary track

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

It sure was weird when they stuck Rush in there.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

why the gently caress do you want to give Dennis Miller something to do?

frankly I'm hoping he'll burst a vein at the sight of someone kneeling during the national anthem

forehead or neck, I'm not picky

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Robot Pride posted:

yeah, but i'm doing it and not paying to watch someone else do it (lawl NFL network)
look i didnt make football to be a sport for people with friends and happiness in their hearts but thats just how it is

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

The Sphinxster posted:

It sure was weird when they stuck Rush in there.

It sure was weird when you shut da gently caress up (cause you never do)

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

"he spurted right all over his beard and into the crowd!"

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
John madden and pat summeral owned, but al Michaels and collinsworth are p goddam good too

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
Packers guna win superbowl

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

"lets go to gary for the halftime lockerroom orgy report"

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Howard Beale posted:

frankly I'm hoping he'll burst a vein at the sight of someone kneeling during the national anthem

forehead or neck, I'm not picky

ok, that works for me

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

"look at the sportsmanship of that linebacker fellating the qb! such athleticism! having sex with men is why these players are real pros"

Philthy posted:

Packers guna win superbowl

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
obligatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iqLhdInGrk

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

jackyl posted:

I played college tennis and in doubles we held the play over our rear end to our partner serving and he either says yes or no if he says no I have to change the play while he still stares at my rear end and my hand making signs

Doubles is loving gay

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Waroduce posted:

Doubles is loving gay

its called doubles it could be way more gay

wasted opportunities imho

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