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My 2011 Ford Fusion SEL is overdue for an oil change RIGHT NOW. Within walking distance (across 8 lanes of traffic in every direction) there's a Wendy's, a Macaroni Grill, an IHOP, and a Red Lobster. So many choices! Actually, I'll drop it off, get a ride to work, eat a sack lunch, get a ride back and pick up my car later, but I'm not an independently wealthy non-worker leisureperson with no obligations.
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Sep 9, 2016 17:04
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I doubt it, OP
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Sep 9, 2016 17:05
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Typing that inspired me to dedicate my life to becoming a professional Leisureperson.
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Sep 9, 2016 17:05
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I'm more of a pleasureman, sans the moustache.
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Sep 9, 2016 17:24
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Same but I had my chauffeur do it
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Sep 9, 2016 17:26
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Kuato posted:LOL if you don't drive around a mid-sized truck that you never actually utilize as a truck. Just LOL Don't forget your Confederate flag!
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Sep 9, 2016 17:27
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I voted this thread 1
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Sep 9, 2016 17:29
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People don't seem to get it... German Cars really are just better. I want to see like some sort of competition for these superior automobiles... Some sort of master race
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Sep 9, 2016 17:36
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I have a tiny gay car and I drive it slowly and poorly and ladies honk at me to get me out of their way.
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Sep 9, 2016 17:46
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I'm sure the bank appreciates you taking such good care of their car OP.
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Sep 9, 2016 18:33
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My car is french built but is owned by germans and the writing inside is german which is pretty neat. Also it is a mercedes in my book because the mercedes logo is on a bunch of pieces
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Sep 9, 2016 18:57
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I've had German cars all my life and they are great up until the warranty expires and then literally every random bit and part you can think of breaks apart because they for some reason use lovely plastic connectors on EVERYTHING that turn brittle and crack apart. Ditched the Audi after the coolant just all leaked out one day while driving normally on the freeway because whatever pipe/hose just finally gave out resulting in a bricked engine block. The Audi before that just randomly had the catcon explode, along with various other issues. My dad's Mercedes had some fancy rear view mirror thing you adjusted via an electronic knob (cuz moving it by hand is not DEUTSCHE OVERENGINEERING) and when that broke they wanted $1200 to fix it. They're all expensive as gently caress to fix for no good reason bc as far as I can tell they use shithouse internal parts anyway. German cars used to be good maybe but now they're just nice to lease for a couple years at best. They're always in the shop on some bullshit after that initial 1-2 years of being a good new car.
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Sep 9, 2016 19:02
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98 geo tracker ftw. You bet your sweet rear end it's convertible, that's high-quality canvas on the back of this bitch
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Sep 9, 2016 19:04
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it's like watching youtube before i installed ublock. "This is uhh my new labagini, it's fun to drive in the hollyw- [skip ad]"
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Sep 9, 2016 19:17
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Meecedes Benz: like other European cars, but shittier. Cool thread l, pretentious human being
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Sep 9, 2016 19:22
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That's nice OP, but I do not care about lunch or cars because I am not a child.
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Sep 9, 2016 19:23
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Smart cars are actually really good and I will defend mine to the death. The best german anything.
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Sep 9, 2016 19:35
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Gonna buy a Honda NSX and pick up all the fly honeys.
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Sep 9, 2016 20:03
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Germstore posted:Gonna buy a Honda NSX and pick up all the fly honeys. Honeys meaning Homosexual Or Nonsexual Engineer Youths
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Sep 9, 2016 20:09
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I drive a proper V8 car.
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Sep 9, 2016 20:18
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GRANNYS PEACH TEA posted:Hey if we're bragging about our rides today I strongly considered checking my oil and my tire pressure on my 1996 Honda Accord but then I decided not to. if you had done it though, which part of a chicken would you have eaten after? surely not it's fingers
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Sep 9, 2016 20:19
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:To everyone else, this is a car you rent on a business trip, not own. If you're going to spend 100k on a car, which mind you is totally attainable, buy something actually good. Other than compensation for small penis, what is the point to owning an automobile that is worth half the cost of the average home in America?
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Sep 9, 2016 20:25
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ElectricSheep posted:Other than compensation for small penis, what is the point to owning an automobile that is worth half the cost of the average home in America? Compensation for a REEEEAAAALLLY small penis
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Sep 9, 2016 20:27
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ElectricSheep posted:Other than compensation for small penis, what is the point to owning an automobile that is worth half the cost of the average home in America? To show off that you aren't average I assume. I wouldn't know; I'm aggressively average.
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Sep 9, 2016 20:27
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thathonkey posted:voted 1 not a 3 olives thread i, too, assumed it was 3O
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Sep 9, 2016 20:27
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gently caress yeah chickan figners
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Sep 9, 2016 20:29
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my car started making a noise so i turned off the radio
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Sep 9, 2016 20:31
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a bone to pick posted:Compensation for a REEEEAAAALLLY small penis The op has posted pics of himself on the toilet and i can say that this story checks out
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Sep 9, 2016 20:31
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I can't really support having a 100K car and then eating goddamn nuggies. Have some dignity. If you can't find a proper bar you can drink your lunch at the O'Charlie's bar.
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Sep 9, 2016 20:33
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Mange Mite posted:Dont you work at best buy or some poo poo like that yes. in 2006. Im pretty touched you know this somehow. im not saying I can afford a S550, but that doesnt make anything else less true ElectricSheep posted:Other than compensation for small penis, what is the point to owning an automobile that is worth half the cost of the average home in America? there's nothing wrong with owning a nice car if you want a nice car and can afford one. this isnt like a bugatti or something actually obscene. its just the s550 itself is pretty pleb
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Sep 9, 2016 20:35
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Moridin920 posted:I've had German cars all my life and they are great up until the warranty expires and then literally every random bit and part you can think of breaks apart because they for some reason use lovely plastic connectors on EVERYTHING that turn brittle and crack apart. Pretty much. Google 'BMW Cooling Problems' for an even more ludicrous example of German cars using lovely plastics for everything. Q. What's the most expensive car in the world? A. A free Mercedes
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Sep 9, 2016 20:38
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Dont keep us in suspense op, how were the fingers and fries
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Sep 9, 2016 20:46
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lets not pretend chicken fingers are anything but long nuggies.
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Sep 9, 2016 20:47
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Chic-Fil-A nuggies are the best nuggies
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Sep 9, 2016 20:51
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How were the french fries and how long can your mom hold her breath, OP? Sorry that was blatantly sexist: how long can your dad hold his breath and how much allowance did you get for bringing the car into the shop?
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Sep 9, 2016 20:52
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:yes. in 2006. Im pretty touched you know this somehow. im not saying I can afford a S550, but that doesnt make anything else less true An S550 is a loaded, fast, comfortable beast that costs $100k. They are not "pleb". That being said, I sell cars for a living and I would only ever lease one; the maintenance and depreciation on them is loving bonkers. I wish Mercedes still made the tanks they used to, but the market for long-term luxury vehicles has dried up. Tumble fucked around with this message at 20:55 on Sep 9, 2016 |
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Sep 9, 2016 20:52
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Tumble posted:An S550 is a loaded, fast, comfortable beast that costs $100k. They are not "pleb". they are pretty pleb man
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Sep 9, 2016 20:57
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my 2004 ford focus SE had a flat tire today and i was late to work :-(
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Sep 9, 2016 21:05
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lol if you don't have run flats
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Sep 9, 2016 21:06
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