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The titular character is also a taxi driver as the concept of criminal law was deemed too foreign for italians.
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lol
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Sep 9, 2016 10:34
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"Strange Green Man" was released to american audiences as "The Mask" because Nickelodeon owned the rights to "green"
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Sep 9, 2016 10:35
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Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
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Giovanni drives a taxi by day, moonlights as an arms dealer by night, selling his wares from the back of his taxi trunk
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Sep 9, 2016 10:42
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Good Morning!
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hijinks ensue when Giovanni loses his favorite gun without the serial number filed off and has to track it down in the seedy underworld of italian proprietors with serious grudges in the cutthroat restaurant business
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Sep 9, 2016 10:44
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Giovanni drives a taxi by day, moonlights as an arms dealer by night, selling his wares from the back of his taxi trunk
Its mainly him just navigating difficult traffic with ease. What you're talking about is only in the pilot and was removed because everyone thought it was about their uncle.
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Sep 9, 2016 10:44
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why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
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instead of cooking meth they cook-a big lasagna
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Sep 9, 2016 10:45
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Good Morning!
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Its mainly him just navigating difficult traffic with ease. What you're talking about is only in the pilot and was removed because everyone thought it was about their uncle.
cmon Giovanni, GET GOING! you're blockin traffic!! 
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Sep 9, 2016 10:45
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- Nonviolent J
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billy elliot is the prequel to billy madison
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Sep 9, 2016 10:46
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jay leno doing his monologue in italy:
"Genoa 'bout this? Supposedly Italy wants to leave the EU. Bologna, i say !"
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Sep 9, 2016 10:47
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- Nonviolent J
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contrary to belief and to everyone's disappointment a clockwork orange contained neither oranges or clockwork
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Sep 9, 2016 10:47
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more jay leno monologue
"yeah, back in the 90s, italy was going to join the nfl. but they accidentally drafted San Marino instead of Dan Marino"
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Sep 9, 2016 10:50
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Good Morning!
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fun fact, Jonathan Banks reprised his role as Mike Erhmatraut in Get Going Giovanni, except to better accommodate italian audiences
his name was changed to Michaelangelo Enniotruccio and IS actually Giovanni's uncle in the arms dealer trade
"No-a half-a measures, Giovanni, whaddid i-a tell yooou ehhh?!" *gestures wildly with hands*
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Sep 9, 2016 10:51
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Heterosexual kissing is still banned on screens in greece
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Sep 9, 2016 10:52
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Sep 9, 2016 10:52
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Episode 1 season 2 is infamous for having every single sound replaced with a richochet noise from a spaggetti western produced at the same place the sieries was localised.
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Sep 9, 2016 10:54
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Giovanni drives a taxi by day, moonlights as an arms dealer by night, selling his wares from the back of his taxi trunk
Giovanni leads a gym for Pokémon trainers by day, moonlights as the head of a multinational criminal organization by night, ordering his goons from Viridian City
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Sep 9, 2016 10:56
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more jay leno
"yeah, so i heard they're shooting the new fast and furious movie in italy. they actually invited me to set while they were shooting. they were shooting a difficult scene involving vin diesel and the rock. the director asked who was going to shoot their part first and the rock said 'venice'"
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Sep 9, 2016 10:56
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chum lee is actually a decent guy minus the guns and meth
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Sep 9, 2016 10:58
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why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
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chum lee is actually a decent guy minus the guns and meth
pawn stars is banned in cyprus due to glorification of capitalism
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Sep 9, 2016 10:59
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A-cup women are banned from porn in australia (?) to get rid of pedos.
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Sep 9, 2016 11:07
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Mel Gibson is a group of actors designed for different markets. If you have ever watched braveheart on a singapore airlines flight you'd see that Mel Gibson is a malasian actor (Actually of chinese descent, born in malaysia)
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Sep 9, 2016 11:07
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giovanni's office is in the back of a nail salon run by syrian refugees and when they tell him not to drink the cucumber water he breaks their fuckin legs
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Sep 9, 2016 11:08
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Giovannis partner in mischeif is Gino, he says "Hey, Fuckass!" as his catchphrase
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Sep 9, 2016 11:10
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in america newman from seinfeld resurrected the jurassic park dinosaurs because he's a bad scientist man but in the original mexican version the virgin mary told him that not resurrecting the dinosaurs was basically the same as abortion
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Sep 9, 2016 11:12
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If you want him,
come and knit him!
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A-cup women are banned from porn in australia (?) to get rid of pedos.
This was true for a while, not sure if it was repealed. Lots of big tits in porn here so maybe not.
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Sep 9, 2016 11:12
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Gino: Hey, Fuckass! Why dont you get cable tv and watch 'Get Going Giovanni!'
Giovanni: I got cable tv right here *GEstures to some kind of cup and string telephone thing attached to the tv*
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Sep 9, 2016 11:12
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- Caesar Saladin
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in asian markets, characters played by Samuel L Jackson are commonly replaced with cgi animals because they market better
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Sep 9, 2016 11:12
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in asian markets, characters played by Samuel L Jackson are commonly replaced with cgi animals because they market better
instead of saying 'motherfucker' they bow and apologize profusely
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Sep 9, 2016 11:14
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You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
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This was true for a while, not sure if it was repealed. Lots of big tits in porn here so maybe not.
So have all your pedos starved to death or did they rape even more kids since they couldnt wank to porn anymore?
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Sep 9, 2016 11:15
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- Isaac
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Kung Fu Panda was released in Myanmar with the junta commander replacing jack black as the lead character's voice
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Sep 9, 2016 11:15
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- the great deceiver
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why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
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due to a century old legal issue the restaurant chain "golden corral" had to be renamed "vittle trough" in the state of nebraska
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Sep 9, 2016 11:18
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- Isaac
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In north korea there is currently a world record attempt for the most consecutive viewings of the movie "Ice Pirates" the current best is at 0.5 times because they keep dying of hunger
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Sep 9, 2016 11:18
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in france 'teenage mutant ninja turtles' is a cooking show. if they do not eat turtles in france then please substitute another funnier country
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Sep 9, 2016 11:21
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charles in charge? not while kim jong-un's around
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Sep 9, 2016 11:22
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- Isaac
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The last feature movie was produced in 1944. After the war the process was lost to us and we are being drip fed from an ever dwindling stockpile of blockbusters.
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Sep 9, 2016 11:22
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- Nonviolent J
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swap.avi is tarantinos favourite movie
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Sep 9, 2016 11:22
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- Caesar Saladin
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in China, Japanese movies are portrayed as taking place in a fictional fantasy land, due to the government's insistance that Japan does not exist
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Sep 9, 2016 11:25
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- Isaac
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Lilo and Stich was originally a documentary of US government alien contact but the producers were killed and it was passed to disney to turn it into a 'fairy tale'
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In pashtun areas Dora the Explorer is the only permissable childs cartoon. Dora is dubbed as a boy and only episodes where his friends help him explore caves are shown.
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