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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Boomstick Quaid posted:

This is an incredible day for nonstop hot takes
Already debunked. She wasn't overheated. Please don't perpetuate MSM myths.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
D/d is a great forum guys. Come post. It's enlightening.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Hillary is dangerously dehydrated because she gets all of her moisture from goats, and she can only consume goats when she assumes her true form.

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 30 minutes!
I wonder how many of those little hillary eggs she's already dispersed into storm drains over the years.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

If only there were fluids other than water she could drink.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
beer foam doesnt have much moisture

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009
This water thing is the dumbest deflection I have ever seen. "Our presidential candidate is a pouty baby who hates drinking all fluids so she's just liable to pass out whenever."

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
Shes not familiar with the term "faucet" ok, what more do you want

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009

gently caress the ROW posted:

Shes not familiar with the term "faucet" ok, what more do you want

Spigot is a distasteful and outmoded term

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
haha yeah that water, it lacks the robust bitterness of whiskey. I knew the democrats would find a way to blow this election, but I just didn't know how. It's all coming together now

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

Boomstick Quaid posted:

Spigot is a distasteful and outmoded term

I hard originally typed "spout" but thats extrem. gauche

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
so what is the difference between this thread and the other hilary thread

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

That Robot posted:

so what is the difference between this thread and the other hilary thread

it's fun

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
hillary clinton isnt actually real

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

That Robot posted:

so what is the difference between this thread and the other hilary thread

this is the thread double

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
lets just merge them into a Clinton death pool thread. I'm not really into fantasy football anyway.

Uncle Salty
Jan 19, 2008
BOYS

Doctor J Off posted:

haha yeah that water, it lacks the robust bitterness of whiskey. I knew the democrats would find a way to blow this election, but I just didn't know how. It's all coming together now

In the hot weather I like a nice Kalimotxo.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

etalian posted:

it's fun

it sounds childish

LegoPirateNinja posted:

this is the thread double

that one talks about dildos

this one doesn't

hosed up

trump is gonna get cocky and say some more fool bullshit

"i guarantee it" - george zimmer of the men's wearhouse

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat
trump should start keeping a big glass of water on the podium, taking deep drinks of it for emphasis

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



gently caress the ROW posted:

gently caress professors. Just a bunch of ivory tower no-nothing's driving in around their teslas sipping 50 year scotch. They are so trapped in their collectivist agrarian mindset that they cannot see that we are on the precipice of a crypto currency revolution.
If you aren't buying Bitcoin by the assload you are gonna be poor as dirt in a few months when fiat petro dollars collapse

getting all hot n bothered over here

Argh
Feb 15, 2005

walgreenslatino posted:

Lol you've got to be kidding me

https://twitter.com/TPM/status/775460246064074752

Hillary only drinks Mountain Dew

Hey, some people don't like water. Some people drink Pepsi instead of Coke. I myself prefer air.

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009

Argh posted:

Hey, some people don't like water. Some people drink Pepsi instead of Coke. I myself prefer air.

You're saying that Hilary read up on breathetarianism but got it backwards?

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Vegetable posted:

The Anti-Rubio

what was the deal with rubio anyways? adderall or was it just anxiety?

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

her mental fortitude and physical constitution are unparalleled

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009
Parthenogenesis pathogenesis

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Argh posted:

Hey, some people don't like water. Some people drink Pepsi instead of Coke. I myself prefer air.

dad gay. so what (peace be upon him) enjoys canned air

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Mariana Horchata posted:

what was the deal with rubio anyways? adderall or was it just anxiety?

He's not a smart man, but he knows what hydration is.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Mariana Horchata posted:

what was the deal with rubio anyways? adderall or was it just anxiety?

He's a thirsty boy.

Kiryen
Feb 25, 2015

School Nickname posted:

That injector that her aide is always carrying around is actually joose because Hillary just wants to spend 90% of this campaign in the arms of sweet oblivion rather than deal with the fact that she's competing with Donald loving Trump.

If it took you until June to finally put away a grouchy socialist and weren't able to sustain even a 5% lead over one of the crudest, most boorish, ill-informed candidates ever who has a talent for alienating almost every group, you'd want to be juiced too. Being brought face to face with the fact that the only reason you're winning is that the other party's voter base is throwing a tantrum probably makes you want to get jacked up every night.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Boomstick Quaid posted:

Rays from the sun

I think you'll find reptilians loving love sunbathing.

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 30 minutes!

walgreenslatino posted:

Lol you've got to be kidding me

https://twitter.com/TPM/status/775460246064074752

Hillary only drinks Mountain Dew

"Water? Never touch the stuff. Fish gently caress in it."

dodecahardon
Oct 20, 2008

Boomstick Quaid posted:

Spigot is a distasteful and outmoded term

half of all trump supporters are spigots

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

adocious posted:

half of all trump supporters are spigots
mods

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
Hillary's team is trying to explain this like a child explains a D in math to their loving but disappointed parent in a sitcom.

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

Imagine hating one of the basic functions of life

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Chinatown posted:

hillary clinton isnt actually real

But it's fun to think, what if she was??

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
I hold my breath as long as possible to minimize the amount of time I respirate as I hate breathing, leading to passing out randomly at public and private events.

Vote Zah 2016

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Ork of Fiction posted:

But it's fun to think, what if she was??

Hahahahahahahaha How The gently caress Is hillary clinton Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

-Tyler, The Creator

Balthesar
Sep 4, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
She doesn't drink water because she knows it's full of mind control drugs. Obviously.

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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
You know what sucks? ATP. More like mitochondria is the bitch rear end of the cell.

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