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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

rezatahs posted:

greys are a form of reptile alien. they work together with the obvious reptile aliens.

drat I could've sworn greys had nipples.

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rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
nah. if i remember right they are actually a bio-engineered race but it's definitely reptilian based.

if you saw one with nipples it might have been like a fashion accessory thing. likely just stick-ons.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

rezatahs posted:

nah. if i remember right they are actually a bio-engineered race but it's definitely reptilian based.

if you saw one with nipples it might have been like a fashion accessory thing. likely just stick-ons.

youre thinking of caucasians

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

That Robot posted:

lol you support a dangerous narcissist retard who willingly wants to violate the geneva conventions

Lol I just gotta quote this :qq: again like drat has America ever had a law-abiding peaceful president in our lifetimes?

Jimmy Carter I guess but you prob look down your histrionic nose at the man

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Blue Train posted:

youre thinking of caucasians

caucasians are the result of ostracized and exiled albinos initially banding together to form their own communities in africa and then after several centuries of continued attacks pushed out of or willingly left africa and migrated to central asia. after centuries of intermixing they developed enough melanin to at least not have obvious albino white skin while still retaining the other characteristics such as blonde or red hair and blue eyes

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

a bone to pick posted:

Sorry OP, but I do not care about the election because I am not a child.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Whose that op?

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014




ghost of christmas future

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

social vegan posted:

ghost of christmas future

Dang, tell her I said hi for me?

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Smash it Smash hit posted:

Dang, tell her I said hi for me?

sorry she only speaks in coughs and wingdings

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





And that was the last time we ever heard from social vegan.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

social vegan posted:

sorry she only speaks in coughs and wingdings

Ugh I took stupid German in high school ughhh annnnannaa

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Pawn 17 posted:

And that was the last time we ever heard from social vegan.

lol nice try i'm posting from my house made of uncooked jiffy pop containers a sort of faraday cage for fat people

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

social vegan posted:

lol nice try i'm posting from my house made of uncooked jiffy pop containers a sort of faraday cage for fat people

DONT LEAVE THOSE OUT IN THE SUN

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
parthogenesis is a funny word

parthogenesis

parthogenesis

parthogenesis

lol

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

JiveHonky posted:

parthogenesis is a funny word

parthogenesis

parthogenesis

parthogenesis

lol

No it's not

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
No wait I just said it out loud hehe

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
it sounds like a penis

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Smash it Smash hit posted:

No wait I just said it out loud hehe

gave you a lil tickle didnt it

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

JiveHonky posted:

gave you a lil tickle didnt it

A lil bit hehe

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
"wise from yo gwave hillawy"

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



JiveHonky posted:

parthogenesis is a funny word

parthogenesis

parthogenesis

parthogenesis

lol

don't get distracted by they tricks

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer
In a jungle of the senses
Tinkerbell and Jack the ripper
Love has no meaning, not where they come from
But we know pleasure is not that simple
Very little fruit is forbidden
Sometimes we wobble, sometimes we're strong
But you know evil is an exact science
Being carefully correctly wrong

Priests and cannibals, prehistoric animals
Everybody happy as the dead come home
Big black nemesis, parthenogenesis
No one move a muscle as the dead come home

We feel like Greeks, we feel like Romans
Centaurs and monkeys just cluster round us
We drink elixirs that we refine
From the juices of the dying
We are no monsters, we're moral people
And yet we have the strength to do this
This is the splendor of our achievement
Call in the air strike with a poison kiss

Priests and cannibals, prehistoric animals
Everybody happy as the dead come home
Big black nemesis, parthenogenesis
No one move a muscle as the dead come home

Priests and cannibals, prehistoric animals
Everybody happy as the dead come home
Big black nemesis, parthenogenesis
No one move a muscle as the dead come home

How bad it gets, you can't imagine
The burning wax, the breath of reptiles
God is not mocked, he owns our business
Karma could take us at any moment
Cover him up, I think we're finished
You know it's never been so exotic
But I don't know, my dreams are visions
We could still end up with the great big fishes

Priests and cannibals, prehistoric animals
Everybody happy as the dead come home
Big black nemesis, parthenogenesis
No one move a muscle as the dead come home

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
A 70 year old lady who has to shout at rallies all day every day has developed a bad cough? Well I never!

She probably is blazin on her private jet :420:

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
That snot water glass video makes me go ick.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Toadvine posted:

That snot water glass video makes me go ick.

u remember the secret of the ooze? What if i told u it was a documentary

CalvinCoolidge
Dec 27, 2008

Toadvine posted:

Jimmy Carter I guess but you prob look down your histrionic nose at the man

Jimmy Carter banned Iranians from coming to the USA which is racist and not peaceful.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Who here thinks op is in on it and is a turd smuggler?


Me I do

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

mdm posted:

A 70 year old lady who has to shout at rallies all day every day has developed a bad cough? Well I never!

She probably is blazin on her private jet :420:

her supporters said bernie sanders was too old for the job and somehow he despite being older than her did about 5000 more rallies and speeches without dying

also she changes the reason for the cough mid speech lmao

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
saying hillary clinton's 20 year cough is related to public speaking is like saying her back pains are related to those pictures she has to take 3 times a year where she meets a woodworker and puts on a hard hat and lifts a hammer long enough for the picture to be taken

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



mdm posted:

A 70 year old lady who has to shout at rallies all day every day has developed a bad cough? Well I never!

She probably is blazin on her private jet :420:

ya let's ignore her impregnating her glass lol she probably smokes weed and plys overwatch 2 see the characters butts in theri grandmama's basement she's just like us haha good reason 2 forgive and elect her!

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



what's that? hillari has only given less than a handful of speeches w no evidence she's going 2 give more haha probably her cough the old egg lung

hip check please
Jan 11, 2012

A Trump presidency would own so hard. President Trump calls a press conference to talk about whatever mass shooting happened that week but spends the whole conference talking about how he wants to bang his own daughter. Why wouldn't you want that? Do you hate laughter? Are you allergic to fun?

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

CalvinCoolidge posted:

Jimmy Carter banned Iranians from coming to the USA which is racist and not peaceful.

Welp looks like ethical presidents are hard to come by

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

TOM HANKS posted:

A Trump presidency would own so hard. President Trump calls a press conference to talk about whatever mass shooting happened that week but spends the whole conference talking about how he wants to bang his own daughter. Why wouldn't you want that? Do you hate laughter? Are you allergic to fun?

the only fear i have of a trump victory is the unfortunately least talked about one: he will actually vote for most of the same things him and the clintons agreed to before hand, but he'll keep offending people once per month to keep at least the dumbest of his supporters from protesting

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012





wana see her do a single jumping jack

hip check please
Jan 11, 2012

Blue Train posted:


wana see her do a single jumping jack

Lol she is totally gonna die in year one of her first term.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

extra stout posted:

her supporters said bernie sanders was too old for the job and somehow he despite being older than her did about 5000 more rallies and speeches without dying

also she changes the reason for the cough mid speech lmao

bernie was constantly hoarse and gravelly from yelling his entire life

im pretty sure that doesnt count

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



TOM HANKS posted:

A Trump presidency would own so hard. President Trump calls a press conference to talk about whatever mass shooting happened that week but spends the whole conference talking about how he wants to bang his own daughter. Why wouldn't you want that? Do you hate laughter? Are you allergic to fun?

some people wud say misconstruing criticism against one thing u like as automatic support for whatever u hate is not crazy those people r aliens and they r going all the way bby usa gob bless

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS53I-k_T4o

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