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my dad pierced his own dick
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Thank you for sharing dude with the James Van Der Beek av I don't want.......... ur life
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Sep 10, 2016 01:57
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That's nice OP, but I do not care about Dad because I am not a child.
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Sep 10, 2016 01:58
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one time he went to a strip club and bought super expensive drinks and had glitter all over him when he went back home
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Sep 10, 2016 01:58
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scott zoloft posted:my dad pierced his own dick i know
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Sep 10, 2016 01:59
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a bone to pick posted:That's nice OP, but I do not care about Dad because I am not a child. lol @ your two moms my dad hid selling pipes he carved out of wood and traded for weed you would have been the coolest dad!
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Sep 10, 2016 01:59
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scott zoloft posted:my dad pierced his own dick no I didn't
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Sep 10, 2016 01:59
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dad was spermjacked by a female 
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Sep 10, 2016 01:59
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you'd have to be a god damned idiot to think you'd run out of things to learn from your dad
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Sep 10, 2016 02:03
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Well thanks to Dad, I know how to hit children reeeaall good.
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Sep 10, 2016 02:03
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scott zoloft posted:you'd have to be a god damned idiot to think you'd run out of things to learn from your dad if I just wrapped it up this thread wouldn't have been posted
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Sep 10, 2016 02:05
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well, since every man who has ever lived has had sex with your mom i guess that means your trillions of dads must know an awful lot.
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Sep 10, 2016 02:15
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scott zoloft posted:my dad pierced his own dick well hopefully you're already better than your dad by default
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Sep 10, 2016 02:16
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I don't know if it counts as incest, but im pretty sure when I was a kid my dad was loving my mum.
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Sep 10, 2016 02:20
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504 posted:I don't know if it counts as incest, but im pretty sure when I was a kid my dad was loving my mum. You should document more details of your parents sex life in public imo.
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Sep 10, 2016 02:22
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Do you think it will help?
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Sep 10, 2016 02:25
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504 posted:Do you think it will help? Yes
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Sep 10, 2016 02:26
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My dad was a great dad but a terrible husband. I'm doing my best to carry on the family tradition.
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Sep 10, 2016 02:30
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i knew from a young age that my dad was a coked up wannabe rockstar when he was younger
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Sep 10, 2016 02:39
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Had I known what I do now, I would have bullied my father relentlessly as a child. Fuckin' nerd.
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Sep 10, 2016 02:41
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my dad used to rearrange my guts with his dick
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Sep 10, 2016 02:42
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my dad was the 70s-80s version of a weeb
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Sep 10, 2016 02:43
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daddy taught me bout jesus and for that I am eternally grateful.
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Sep 10, 2016 02:46
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I found out my mom was actually my dad's 2nd wife And now he's on his 3rd
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Sep 10, 2016 02:46
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SpaceAceJase posted:Had I known what I do now, I would have bullied my father relentlessly as a child. Fuckin' nerd. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KleUddM2IPw
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Sep 10, 2016 02:46
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favorite porn: bondage lesbians
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Sep 10, 2016 02:51
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mostly just embarrassingly stupid poo poo that put things from my childhood into context. why did we have to spontaneously move off the military base when i was like 4? oh because he made poor decisions with government equipment in a nuclear missile silo. why did we have to move across country between second and third grade, selling almost everything we owned to go live in a house my great grandma owned? oh because he is terrible at managing money beyond maxing out credit cards and then panicking when all the bills suddenly come due. why did he sell his business and the family house shortly after i left for college and "retire" when he was 45? oh because it turns out a guy who can barely manage his own personal finances should definitely not be solely in charge of managing his business finances either. this one got so bad that there were felony embezzlement charges! and on top of all that, he's a die-hard conservative, born-again-christian who hates obama for being a stealth muslim. what a winner, this guy!
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Sep 10, 2016 02:52
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My dad was all excited to get a small fishing boat near retirement so I consistently told him we should go out on the maiden voyage and relax and fish and drink beer together and it would be a fun adult son adult father memory, then a couple weeks later he was telling me how he brought it up to the lake and went out with his boomer buddies and now it is fall. I thought my dad not being sentimental/emotional when I was a kid was just cuz he was working a lot, but it turns out thats just who he is 
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Sep 10, 2016 03:02
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Dad gay, so what?
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Sep 10, 2016 03:03
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my pops just got his dream job after working loving hard through two major crashes and recessions, what's more they headhunted him, i really do admire him and have cause to
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Sep 10, 2016 03:07
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VendaGoat posted:Dad gay, so what? :clap:
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Sep 10, 2016 03:07
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VendaGoat posted:Dad gay, so what? dad fab, so what?
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Sep 10, 2016 03:08
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my dad also pierced your dad's dick
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Sep 10, 2016 03:11
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p sure dad was a greaser who drag raced ppl while smoking pall malls
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Sep 10, 2016 05:24
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I am an adult, and just figured out who my father is last month. Or, at least I narrowed it down to one of two brothers. I'll know for sure in a few weeks. So yes, I am learning about my dad during my adult years. If it's the brother I think it was, then he died of a heroin overdose back in the mid-90's.
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Sep 10, 2016 05:31
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mdm posted:my dad also pierced your dad's dick My dad tatooed a picture of a piercing on his dad's dick, on his dad's dick. 
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Sep 10, 2016 05:31
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My dad is slowly killing himself via alcohol and had his fourth divorce a couple years ago 
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Sep 10, 2016 20:41
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My dad likes shemale porn and fat chicks. His current girlfriend is even fatter than my mom. He also loves superhero movies and making homemade pickles 
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Sep 10, 2016 21:28
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Crazyweasel posted:My dad was all excited to get a small fishing boat near retirement so I consistently told him we should go out on the maiden voyage and relax and fish and drink beer together and it would be a fun adult son adult father memory, then a couple weeks later he was telling me how he brought it up to the lake and went out with his boomer buddies and now it is fall. You're father does not love you.
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Sep 10, 2016 21:44
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Nuts and Gum posted:You're father does not love you. we all knew that but it's rude to point it out
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