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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

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I heard it makes youre hands all harry and you go blind but it also seems pretty cool -- are the risks worth it?? :confused:

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

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Gatekeeper posted:

oh god that is those craft scissors that make the ends of papers have lil funny shapes on them right? noooooo

holy fukk i know what ur talking about, my mom used to be hella into craftbooking andhad hella willy wonka scissors and it was like no i just need regular scissors mom!

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

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whoflungpoop posted:

you have to eat all the cum or mail it to a poor kid in africa

I think mailing cum to children might get me put on some kind of list :confused:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

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Smash it Smash hit posted:

Hey nooner can I speak to you for a minute?

Hey bud what's up, sorry I missed you're posts earlier I was ...... doing some "experiments" related to the topic if you "catch" my "drift" :q:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

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Results inconclusive better keep studying!!

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

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Gatekeeper posted:

i know a blind guy who claims he went blind from snorting viagra, i meant i don't know why you'd lie about that but i can't say for sure if it's true or not so just be careful and don't do a blast just swallow it normal like

Maybe his railed the v and the veins in his eyes got super full of blood for 4 hours and he didn't consult a physician?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

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One of my brothers in college bought some weird playboy branded "enhancement" drink from 7-11 to see what it would do but instead of getting all horned up he said he just locked himself in his room for like 18 hours and said he got super sick and delirious but maybe instead he just "whacked" off for the whole time and realized that the rest of us were not ready to reach the next plain of "pleasuring off" as it was too extreme

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

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MiracleWhale posted:

i took horny goat weed or one of those other things one time and it just made me really amped and talk a lot

I think you meant to say cocaine lol

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

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Cocaine is probably the coolest drug cause A rich people do it B it's hella 80s and C It makes you feel real good.


I don't do it thought cause I'm not in college anymore and not a cool 80s business guy which are the only two times it's really acceptable to do it imo

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

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J@cking off until I c*m is my antidrug now

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

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Cordon bleu posted:

This is basically a d.a.r.e. commercial for goons. Everyone knows mixing is the best and most coolest.

Please don't say the "d" word in my thread lest you summon another rereg of that poor mentally ill rapist

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

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I used some of my cool sex moves on my girlfrend this morning, i think that there is some statistic thing where like ever tiem you do sex you get an extra 4 times to "J/O" before you go blind and get hairy palms its like a thing a gypsy told me so i know it is real

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

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two forty posted:

nooner you're a real crummy poster. please try to step it up in the future, ok?

Reg Date: Aug 17, 2009

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