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the only reason a homeless guy isnt doing your job is because they wouldnt know how to fill out the check also i can not even read the special what is the special
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 21:23 |
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Don't signshame
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 21:24 |
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Some of those dudes have great manual dexterity and that translates to fingerbanging your mom back to the 70s
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 21:24 |
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i did that once because my boss made me. i was fully aware that a homeless person could do my job. i hated every minute of it, i hated myself, and i hated you.
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 21:25 |
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i got nothing but respect for those guys, you're basically getting heckled for a living
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 21:26 |
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to be fair homeless people are probably more qualified than 99.999% of goons for pretty much any job out there
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 21:27 |
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Cnut the Great posted:i did that once because my boss made me. i was fully aware that a homeless person could do my job. i hated every minute of it, i hated myself, and i hated you. haha rad
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 21:27 |
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my father lost his job at the car dealership in the 70s when they invented the automatic gas-filled wiggling man
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 21:27 |
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the great deceiver posted:to be fair homeless people are probably more qualified than 99.999% of goons for pretty much any job out there can confirm. that's why i'm trying my best to become homeless. maybe then i'll be employable.
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 21:27 |
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No joke I find this poo poo to be sickening to do to your employees and I will refuse to patronize a business because of it. gently caress you Liberty Tax Service and Papa Murphy's Pizza!
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 21:28 |
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finally someone addresses this
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 21:28 |
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I try to be respectful to people regardless of their vocation.
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 21:29 |
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The little ceasers near my house replaced their sign spinning guy with a machine that runs 24/7 and it does tricks and doesn't care if it's really hot or raining. Just another job that the robots stole from American youths
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 22:11 |
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KomodoWagon posted:I try to be respectful to people regardless of their vocation.
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 22:13 |
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Boy are my arms tired.
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 22:14 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Boy are my arms tired. that's why it's bad to jack off and cum idiot
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 22:15 |
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eat poo poo jobhavers
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 22:15 |
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MiracleWhale posted:that's why it's bad to jack off and cum idiot Gotta use two hands to wrassle that unwieldy writhing snake, reckon.
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 22:17 |
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im gaye posted:the only reason a homeless guy isnt doing your job is because they wouldnt know how to fill out the check I hate you and everything you stand for
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 22:21 |
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lotta godless sign jockeys in gbs
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 22:28 |
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im gaye posted:also i can not even read the special what is the special
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 22:32 |
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epsilon posted:No joke I find this poo poo to be sickening to do to your employees and I will refuse to patronize a business because of it. gently caress you Liberty Tax Service and Papa Murphy's Pizza! yeah, I feel really sorry for the dude with the sign, and bad, and it makes me never want to shop there
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 22:33 |
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epsilon posted:No joke I find this poo poo to be sickening to do to your employees and I will refuse to patronize a business because of it. gently caress you Liberty Tax Service and Papa Murphy's Pizza! I talked to a dude holding a sign at a Tmobile. He seemed to like it, said he would duck behind the store and smoke a j every couple of hours. He got paid 10 an hour to smoke weed and listen to music all day.
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 22:39 |
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https://vimeo.com/72775572
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 22:45 |
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im gaye posted:also i can not even read the special what is the special
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 22:49 |
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i worked at a pizza place and when i closed I would roll like 2lbs of ingredients into large crusts and bake it for myself and the drivers and give it to them before we left. I was beloved by all. I'm sure I would have been ratted out if the owner wasn't a universally hated wife beater who stole tips. I was robin hood.
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 22:51 |
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Today i saw a sign twirler wearing a shirt advertising "sign spinning " school. These are formally educated people op, how dare you
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 23:00 |
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jeff smisek posted:Today i saw a sign twirler wearing a shirt advertising "sign spinning " school. These are formally educated people op, how dare you wtf kind of society do you live in that price human life lower than a simple electromotor?
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 23:09 |
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There was a local pizza sign guy who put so much effort in it he was kind of a town hero.
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 23:12 |
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sofokles posted:wtf kind of society do you live in that price human life lower than a simple electromotor? electromotors are expensive, human life only costs a bullet
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 23:14 |
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I don't understand why they don't just attach the sign to a motorized pinwheel.
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 23:16 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:electromotors are expensive, human life only costs a bullet what if you don't have a gun?
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 23:20 |
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Applewhite posted:I don't understand why they don't just attach the sign to a motorized pinwheel. They do frequently. Some places have laws prohibiting unattended sign posting on the curb because it's technically city property.
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 23:22 |
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Applewhite posted:I don't understand why they don't just attach the sign to a motorized pinwheel. the pinwheel's motion lacks that certain je ne sais quois, that inherently human joie de vive
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 23:23 |
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sofokles posted:what if you don't have a gun? just throw the bullet at your enemies really hard
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 23:23 |
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Sign spinning was my first job and it inspired me to always find work I can do high on mushrooms instead of selling out to 'the man'
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 23:26 |
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MC Eating Disorder posted:Sign spinning was my first job and it inspired me to always find work I can do high on mushrooms instead of selling out to 'the man' why couldn't you spin a sign on mushrooms? That seems like the perfect job for it
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 23:28 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:why couldn't you spin a sign on mushrooms? That seems like the perfect job for it slag-a-thor is one of the better mushroom jobs
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 23:29 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:why couldn't you spin a sign on mushrooms? That seems like the perfect job for it that's what he's saying mumpy get it together man
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MiracleWhale posted:that's what he's saying mumpy get it together man yeah misread that
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