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Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
Genesplicer pretends to be afraid of clowns to hide the fact he's a juggalo

Iron Prince isn't really royalty

Every account is my alt apart from yours

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Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
Trump should take a lesson or two from lowtax, building a wall does not really help much.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Nonviolent J posted:

Iron Prince isn't really royalty

he ain't jokin'. I was watching iron chef and listening to raspberry beret while making this account hence the name.

E: I am also retarded.

Iron Prince fucked around with this message at 07:44 on Sep 11, 2016

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

smythe is windows 98's secret mod account

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Confession: I'm not really an Aunt. :smith:

Stalizard
Aug 11, 2006

Have I got a headache!
I'm pan

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.
three olives is gay

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

i'm a huge piece of poo poo

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
dad gay. so what is actually gay irl and my dad

Cordon bleu
Sep 11, 2016

by Smythe

Nonviolent J posted:

dad gay. so what is actually gay irl and my dad

is this a confessional you are next thread now?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I'm the guy with 2 penises. :gbsmith:

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

isaac is the only australian on something awful

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Nonviolent J posted:

dad gay. so what is actually gay irl and my dad

so what???

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
mdm is a retard masturbator who works from home

Takane
Aug 24, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

mdm posted:

mdm is a retard masturbator who works from home

This but not retards

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Tried to gently caress a fat Asian chick tonight... couldn't get any, god drat

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I smell like dead fish

drjuggalo
Jul 26, 2014
im nonviolent j but smart as fukk

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
My name isn't gene and X is not the start of my last name

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

I'm the anal flakes guy. Don't worry, I take meds now.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
now, I am become death, the destroyer of worlds

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

I'm a celebrity irl :ssh:

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
aatrek is lurking but is too afraid to share his strong opinions on the star trek movie. it makes him sad. he then comfort eats some more.

SERPUS
Mar 20, 2004
Elfpr0n has lost a lot of weight and is hot again.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

big shags posted:

I'm a celebrity irl :ssh:

Tay Tay?

I hear you are recently single and I would like to fill the void.

:q:

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

big shags posted:

I'm a celebrity irl :ssh:

please give me some money, i have none and im hungry :(

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


I can't read or write but I've been able to hide this from everyone I know through a series of elaborate shenanigans

Cordon bleu
Sep 11, 2016

by Smythe
Internet Canadian-American here

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Cordon bleu posted:

Internet Canadian-American here

hi dare

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

SERPUS posted:

Elfpr0n has lost a lot of weight and is hot again.

its weird there's a stereotype joke about curvy goonettes and yet we don't have any god drat fat chicks left around here anymore

not that im extremely upset about it, or anything

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Is there an account named Rump?

Sperghetti
Apr 21, 2010

Hit Netflix show Orange is the New Black was created and written by forums poster Apple(is the New)white

credburn
Jun 22, 2016

In 2001 (or earlier?) I was the sixth member to join this forum. I was a member on the forums that predated this one. I've been a goon since before some of you were alive. I have nothing to show for this but my unending flow of elitist resentment and general curmudgeonry.

Also I invented Let's Plays.

Also I was there when Chuck Norris jokes were funny (this lasted approx. one week afterwhich Chuck Norris jokes got you banned.) I don't know where the Chuck Norris thing came from; we used to make jokes about Vin Disel, I think. They were the same jokes, though. Like, exactly the same jokes.

I was there when Lowtax got punched by Uwe Boll.

I was there. I was there. Then I went away for ten years.

Sperghetti
Apr 21, 2010

Huffing your own farts for ten years? Welcome back

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

credburn posted:

In 2001 (or earlier?) I was the sixth member to join this forum. I was a member on the forums that predated this one. I've been a goon since before some of you were alive. I have nothing to show for this but my unending flow of elitist resentment and general curmudgeonry.

Also I invented Let's Plays.

Also I was there when Chuck Norris jokes were funny (this lasted approx. one week afterwhich Chuck Norris jokes got you banned.) I don't know where the Chuck Norris thing came from; we used to make jokes about Vin Disel, I think. They were the same jokes, though. Like, exactly the same jokes.

I was there when Lowtax got punched by Uwe Boll.

I was there. I was there. Then I went away for ten years.

so i guess u just got divorced or something? i mean, since ur back on gbs?

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
black baby goku and slick goku baby are friends

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Nonviolent J posted:

black baby goku and slick goku baby are friends

I hope this is true

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I dress in 'weed' themed clothing

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

credburn posted:

Also I was there when Chuck Norris jokes were funny (this lasted approx. one week afterwhich Chuck Norris jokes got you banned.) I don't know where the Chuck Norris thing came from; we used to make jokes about Vin Disel, I think. They were the same jokes, though. Like, exactly the same jokes.
i forgot who made the original vin diesel jokes but i seem to remember they were more weird jokes than "lol vin diesel kicks everyone's rear end" deals. also he completely regrets inventing them

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Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Y-Hat posted:

i forgot who made the original vin diesel jokes but i seem to remember they were more weird jokes than "lol vin diesel kicks everyone's rear end" deals. also he completely regrets inventing them

it was me and i think they're great and i tell those jokes all the time

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