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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Y-Hat posted:

can't anyone these days get verified if they have a certain amount of followers?

To get verified you have to show real life ID. His ID doesn't actually say "Lowtax" on it.

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down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
It's funny there is a 10-step process for getting a blue checkmark next to your name but their plan for making money is:

1. More ads on Twitter
2. More ads outside of Twitter
3. Have users advertise for Twitter
4. Have users give Twitter money because they think their words are really important
5. International ?????

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

down n out posted:

It's funny there is a 10-step process for getting a blue checkmark next to your name but their plan for making money is:

1. More ads on Twitter
2. More ads outside of Twitter
3. Have users advertise for Twitter
4. Have users give Twitter money because they think their words are really important
5. International ?????

government grants to promote and enforce safe and tolerant speech

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Hammerite posted:

He bust some heads down at Twit HQ. I heard he set Leopard Crabs on them

I really want to see leopard crabs in the next Fallout game. All the speed of a leopard, but it runs sideways and has giant pincers.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
ill vouch for you low tax

e: "yes officer, that's mad dog, i hope to christ this is a one way mirror"

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Wait why is Aralan probated for 4200 days? Lol

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Captain Yossarian posted:

Wait why is Aralan probated for 4200 days? Lol

he decided apropos of nothing to take a piss all over old man ZDR's loafers

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Captain Yossarian posted:

Wait why is Aralan probated for 4200 days? Lol

zdr decided a dnder coming to gbs to beg for money was a forums-war instigated by gbs, and righteously banned/gave month-probes to the gbsers he deemed responsible before gassing the thread

i'd just like to emphasize that zdr's assessment of the situation was the opposite of deranged and his actions were righteous and warranted.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
how can I tell the difference between lowtax and his millions of fakes??

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

notZaar posted:

Is twitter owned by YouTube, or is it just a coincidence that they've both started stomping down wrongthink and dissenting ideas?
youtube is owned by google but big website conglomerates are reading from the same playbook

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
we talkin bout lowtax the rapper, right?

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Y-Hat posted:

youtube is owned by google but big website conglomerates are reading from the same playbook

obamas twitter town halls made twitter a legit platform, and now those are livestreamed on youtube

Schlonged Again
Jan 30, 2016

i dont know how twitter verification works, but maybe if he sent them a picture of himself with todays paper and some video where he's running from uwe boll? pretty sure this is how that docevil goofball got verified

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
i hardly even use twitter i got like 20 followers, and im verified

Izzhov
Dec 6, 2013

My head hurts.
This has me thinking... Mark Zuckerberg isn't verified on Twitter either. I wonder if it's because Lowtax runs a competing platform?

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Izzhov posted:

This has me thinking... Mark Zuckerberg isn't verified on Twitter either. I wonder if it's because Lowtax runs a competing platform?

could be because they are both famous (((webmasters)))

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
milo yianopalous isnt twitter verified either

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

This is all LFs fault I bet.

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

reallivedinosaur posted:

milo yianopalous isnt twitter verified either

hes been verified as a huge dumb piece of poo poo irl so who cares

a friend of mine has the blue check and was harassing kanye a bit last weekend so i guess it can be kinda fun? :shrug:

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

hes been verified as a huge dumb piece of poo poo irl so who cares

a friend of mine has the blue check and was harassing kanye a bit last weekend so i guess it can be kinda fun? :shrug:

Wait what did he do wrong? He was trolling good for a while.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

notZaar posted:

Wait what did he do wrong? He was trolling good for a while.

he has the wrong politics - wrong kind of gay

Pure Blaxplotiation
Jan 19, 2009
Ban Lowtax from SA. Add insult to injury.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I'm sending all my authenticity to lowtax to make him bonafide. ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

notZaar posted:

Wait what did he do wrong? He was trolling good for a while.

Didn't you hear? Man-gays got the privilege now, they're together with the oppressors now.

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Izzhov
Dec 6, 2013

My head hurts.
this thread is really good

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