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vyst posted:the best part of 9/11 was the blood curdling screams did you go on a blind date that day?
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Enfield posted:they probably jumped out of the building after choking on a bunch of dust and smoke. they probably thought that they couldnt get out of the situation so they jumped out a window and died when they hit the pavement Should've double jumped when they were one foot from the ground
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Someone at a Florida Walmart made a 9/11 display out of 12-packs of Coke
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What if they got us again today, America?!
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Sep 11, 2016 14:49
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They forgot Tower 7 Up
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Enfield posted:they probably jumped out of the building after choking on a bunch of dust and smoke. they probably thought that they couldnt get out of the situation so they jumped out a window and died when they hit the pavement "pavement"?? it's called a sidewalk you loving foreign. thanks for spitting on the memory of those lost with your miswordage
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Sep 11, 2016 15:18
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Living in NYC-NNJ metro area loving sucks everyone is a huge crybaby about 9/11 all the time
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divx posted:They forgot Tower 7 Up Okay I cracked a smile at that. The Onion piece where God shows up was the best one.
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Sep 11, 2016 15:25
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This thread: 
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vyst posted:the best part of 9/11 was the blood curdling screams Holy poo poo ... so twisted ....
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Please don't forget the other 9/11, not like Republicans will ever let it go. https://www.themittani.com/media/glenn-beck-goonswarm-cia-front
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pR0SCOj57sY this one is my favorite though honestly I look forward to this thread every year because it encapsulates perfectly the height of ill taste humor.
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remember when Glenn Beck got on TV and talked about how we should all live like it's 9/12, trying to feel like we felt that day, etc. yeah buddy I really want to spend my life in abject terror and depression, knowing that the world is about to change irrevocably in the favor of xenophobes and fascists, knowing I can't do a loving thing about it Drop dead, Glenn Beck
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Sep 11, 2016 16:11
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I Greyhound posted:Please don't forget the other 9/11, not like Republicans will ever let it go. Also the terrists' own personal 9/11  http://edition.cnn.com/2015/09/11/middleeast/saudi-arabia-mecca-crane-collapse/
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Puppy Galaxy posted:Holy poo poo ... so twisted .... They call me... 
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wyntyr posted:remember when Glenn Beck got on TV and talked about how we should all live like it's 9/12, trying to feel like we felt that day, etc. yeah but i was 14 so i could average out like 7 wanks a day
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9/11 makes me sad, but when I think about the millions of towelheads we killed in our response it makes me feel better 
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http://splitsider.com/2016/08/this-seinfeld-911-spec-script-is-insane-and-incredible/pre:INT. MONK’S - DAY JERRY AND GEORGE IN THE BOOTH. EACH TABLE HAS AN AMERICAN FLAG. JERRY’S MOUTH IS AGAPE. GEORGE IS ALMOST IN TEARS. GEORGE WHAT?! 4. JERRY It must be EXCITING? EXCITING? “Hey, I’m sorry you watched thousands of people die, but boy! That must have got the old adrenaline pumping!” GEORGE They don’t know how good they have it! My whole life I’ve wanted to be a hero. Here it just falls into their laps, and they don’t even appreciate it! JERRY One of these days I’m gonna sell your brain to a medical school. They’d discover fifty new complexes. It could be the key to all mental illness! ELAINE ENTERS AND SITS NEXT TO GEORGE. ELAINE Hey. JERRY Hey. ELAINE (to George) What’s wrong with you? JERRY Everything. 5. ELAINE Jeeze, can you believe how quickly they got this place cleaned up? This entire block was covered in dust! JERRY I know, it’s immaculate! It’s like they made a blood sacrifice to Mr. Clean. Hey, by the way, I am so, so sorry about that guy you were seeing. ELAINE Brian? Meh. JERRY Meh? What do you mean, meh? He was murdered by terrorists. ELAINE I was gonna break up with him anyway. JERRY I thought you liked him. ELAINE He was nice, but in conversations he was just so... animated. It was like I was dating a radio sound effects guy. Anyway, saved me an awkward dinner. JERRY Well as long as it worked out for you. KRAMER ENTERS AND RUSHES TO THE TABLE, SITTING NEXT TO JERRY. 6. KRAMER You remember my crazy friend Mo Atta? ELAINE The guy you fish-sit for when he goes to Florida? What about him? KRAMER Look at this! KRAMER HANDS ELAINE A NEWSPAPER. SHE READS. ELAINE “The leader of the hijackers has been identified as Egyptian-national MOHAMED ATTA.” GET - OUT! ELAINE SHOVES KRAMER FROM ACROSS THE TABLE. KRAMER You know he was always talking about how evil America was? Eventually I told him, “Why don’t you do something about it?” I thought he’d write to his Congressman! JERRY Kramer, he just crashed a plane into the World Trade Center! He slit the pilots’ throats with a box-cutter! KRAMER Not “a” box-cutter - MY box-cutter. He borrowed it last week! 7. ELAINE (even more intense) GET - OUT! You have to do something! KRAMER Oh, you’d better believe it! I’m getting that box-cutter replaced.
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lol. that one always amuses me. magneto and Doom have killed way more people then AQ on 9/11. maybe the kingpin would feel bad since NYC is his home terf. the good news: the fall was an instant death from the speed and impact. The bad news: not fast enough to black out or become unconscious.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFeZLJLgq-8 Goku remembers
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Enfield posted:they probably jumped out of the building after choking on a bunch of dust and smoke. they probably thought that they couldnt get out of the situation so they jumped out a window and died when they hit the pavement Little did they know, if they'd only stayed and burned they would've emerged from the fire as GBS superstars.
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the best 9/11 memorial: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c5f4b862c6 sooooooo NSFW
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Manticorny posted:the best 9/11 memorial: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c5f4b862c6 classic should've been first post
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Hustlin Floh posted:Little did they know, if they'd only stayed and burned they would've emerged from the fire as GBS superstars. woa
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nawcom posted:classic you know it
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vyst posted:the best part of 9/11 was the blood curdling screams https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFaB9DqYGY0 I watched this with speakers and lolled way too hard at the screams
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Manticorny posted:the best 9/11 memorial: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c5f4b862c6 loving lmao
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I liked when we bombed all the brown people
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Why isn't the thread title "9/11: Greatest Hits"?
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Enfield posted:they probably jumped out of the building after choking on a bunch of dust and smoke. they probably thought that they couldnt get out of the situation so they jumped out a window and died when they hit the pavement Is that better or worse than covering yourself in gasoline, losing your face, one hand, and your penis, in a pathetically failed suicide attempt?
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Frankenstyle posted:Why isn't the thread title "9/11: Greatest Hits"? NOW: That's What I Call Terrorism
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a more succinct summation of american culture has never been posted
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PEPSI for TV-GAME
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3.33 is a lovely price . Also coke zero is delicious
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$3.33 for a 12 pack of cans? worse than 9/11
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More gifs please
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