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nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Mange Mite posted:

Cucky Pizzone = Colin Powell

Cucky or bust!!

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dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
k.u.k. just makes me think of könig und kaiser lmao

total nonsequiter, but I think it's really funny that scion of the habsburg family karl von habsburg got his start by returning from exile and doing a game show supposedly called Who is Who (I can't find any video of this show)

he's now a prominent politician who has consolidated a great deal of power for himself by buying austrian newspapers. once again, austria and parts of its public good like free press is slipping back into the control of the house of habsburg

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

tetsul posted:

Sept 26th is the first one. First presidential debate I intend to ever watch. It ought to be hilariously stupid, like the political equivalent of two retarded kids having a slap fight.

:same: Breaking out the popcorn and wine for this one

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
So in the end Hillary was working right through a bout of pneumonia?!

That's pretty hardcore. I take two days off if I get a slight cold.

I'm with her!!!

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
If the press corps isn't allowed to take pictures of Hillary getting carried up and down the steps of the airplanes, how would she keep hiding that if she becomes president? Presidents get recorded going up and down airplane steps all the time.

Oh wait, it won't matter then, she is just lying about her health til she wins. Then it won't matter anymore, gently caress YOU PAY ME.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Too many people have given her way too much money for her to back out now.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
i saw a few posts about it but i'll ask if anyone has any good sources or further opinions: is the entire mainstream media really sticking with 'biased russian hackers' as the story for another month, despite the only guy claiming or proven to be doing it being a romanian?

also the DNC admitting all of the emails from multiple leaks in a row being legitimate, and now saying 'alright they did hack us, but they're known to forge documents....in a russian style even...' is mind boggling

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

NotWearingPants posted:

So in the end Hillary was working right through a bout of pneumonia?!

That's pretty hardcore. I take two days off if I get a slight cold.

I'm with her!!!

That's because ur a free loading commie socialist?

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Hacked in a Russian style

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

extra stout posted:

i saw a few posts about it but i'll ask if anyone has any good sources or further opinions: is the entire mainstream media really sticking with 'biased russian hackers' as the story for another month, despite the only guy claiming or proven to be doing it being a romanian?

also the DNC admitting all of the emails from multiple leaks in a row being legitimate, and now saying 'alright they did hack us, but they're known to forge documents....in a russian style even...' is mind boggling

well im sure the russian allied msm is saying different, what's al jazeera's hot take?

Hillary Clinton diagnosed with pneumonia

US to lift Myanmar sanctions

US and Israel sign record $38bn military aid deal

seems to have its head buried in the sand, AJE was an excellent move by the Qatari elites to get concessions from the west, they used to publish more daring stuff

dookifex_maximus fucked around with this message at 03:06 on Sep 15, 2016

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
with wikileaks and the people who are too afraid to read them it's like we have two realities, one where people are brave enough to stare corruption in the face and one that's got a closeup view of soil composition

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Dudes at The Intercept counting the days until they die from a stray gas leak.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

dookifex_maximus posted:

well im sure the russian allied msm is saying different, what's al jazeera's hot take?

Hillary Clinton diagnosed with pneumonia

US to lift Myanmar sanctions

US and Israel sign record $38bn military aid deal

seems to have its head buried in the sand, AJE was an excellent move by the Qatari elites to get concessions from the west, they used to publish more daring stuff

wow

i know i'm over simplifying things as it's all too much bullshit for anyone to put together, but was this a good day for obama to go 'what's a bunch of poo poo i have been meaning to do, that i can do in a row, and that will ensure feminists that i'm working to help the heroic new surrogate leader of myanmar, and then trump can't claim i am not a greater ally to israel than he could ever be, and i just generally don't get buried with hillary this whole month?'

sounds good, let's call some press favors in


edit

hillary tweeted earlier today that trump has done business with gaddafi
uhh im not sure if i would name the dude that when youtubed, pulls up a video about you laughing about having him killed

extra stout fucked around with this message at 03:39 on Sep 15, 2016

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

extra stout posted:

uhh im not sure if i would name the dude that when youtubed, pulls up a video about you laughing about having him killed

i've met all these women, gay and straight who are strangely enthusiastic about her record in that regard, normally it would be worrying but i look on the bright side and think about how we're all the same, that anyone, even ladies, can be vile warmongering shitbags

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
when did she switch over to being in favour of gay marriage, like 2007?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

paul_soccer10 posted:

when did she switch over to being in favour of gay marriage, like 2007?

lol no, she was opposed to it during the 2008 election

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
more like 2013

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
its okay though cause she really cared deeply about gay rights all along and doma was just the clintons playing the long con to save the mos from an even worse fate or so the hillarymen tell me

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

dookifex_maximus posted:

i've met all these women, gay and straight who are strangely enthusiastic about her record in that regard, normally it would be worrying but i look on the bright side and think about how we're all the same, that anyone, even ladies, can be vile warmongering shitbags

they're always against violence of any kind, unless it is one they have been told by someone they like was a good war
or if they meet an 18 year old dude who ironically goes to trump rallies to upset them, then it's a hot cocoa to his loving face

trump is a racist! and they are absolutely obsessed with equality *works on a way to rewrite 70 years of polish jokes to be about killing white males instead*

texasmed
May 27, 2004
the only people that think trump is racist are the people taking a knee during the national anthem

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

texasmed posted:

the only people that think trump is racist are the people taking a knee during the national anthem

He did say that no one of Mexican descent could be a fair Judge of him

That seems at least racistish

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

texasmed posted:

the only people that think trump is racist are the people taking a knee during the national anthem

ive thought he was a racist since i saw the full page ad he took out against the central park five

canpakes
Jul 26, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

This

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu6kljMKYdU

I guess fox isn't going to be reporting on it

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
Hillary gets so much poo poo for health issues, but come on she's 68, and putting in 18+ hours every single day. Hell, I'm in my late twenties and in decent shape, and I'm dead tired when I get home after a 10 hour work day.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

b-minus1 posted:

Hillary gets so much poo poo for health issues, but come on she's 68, and putting in 18+ hours every single day. Hell, I'm in my late twenties and in decent shape, and I'm dead tired when I get home after a 10 hour work day.

my dear sweet abuela puts in 22 and doesn't complain!

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

How will I be reminded of Hillary's wet pussy when this thread is gone?

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
Hillary stumbled cuz her hoof fungus has been acting up lately.
...
Hillary- the cow that milks YOU.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Bert Roberge posted:

How will I be reminded of Hillary's wet pussy when this thread is gone?

Once she's elected they'll send out vials of 100% Pure Hillpuss Stank to every american voter, which must be dabbed behind the ears and worn at all times.

They been harvesting it from her already in preparation. That's the reason for her recent health issues; she was overmilked.

Bloody Hedgehog fucked around with this message at 05:42 on Sep 15, 2016

SatansChoice
Sep 14, 2016

by Smythe

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Once she's elected they'll send out vials of 100% Pure Hillpuss Stank to every american voter, which must be dabbed behind the ears and worn at all times.

After I got shpongled I started my small e-bay business for great profit @ x date

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


Pussy stank talk aside, did anyone ever figure out what fell out of her pants leg?

SatansChoice
Sep 14, 2016

by Smythe

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

Pussy stank talk aside, did anyone ever figure out what fell out of her pants leg?

haha i did but im not tellin

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

It's ok guys I made a poster to help me remember.

SatansChoice
Sep 14, 2016

by Smythe

Bert Roberge posted:

It's ok guys I made a poster to help me remember.



lol

my posters r so much better than these cuz they are green the colour of farts

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Gotta nuke something
Come vote, my lord.


personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
that is not a real thong

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة
lol

Ok, I've decided to vote trump because it's all just hopelessly broken now and I'd rather rip the bandage off and build character than snivel about our gradual decline. Shoot me, don't poison me.

Strep Vote fucked around with this message at 06:36 on Sep 15, 2016

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009
Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Bill Clinton, Tim Kaine, and George W. Bush were not at the 9/11 memorial

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Bert Roberge posted:

It's ok guys I made a poster to help me remember.



lmao jesus christ

new background of c-spam please

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The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
some goon said

quote:

it's the choice between a long slow boring slide into oblivion or a wacky roller coaster thrillride into armageddon
and the i gotta say the latter is looking more and more appealing

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