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Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
Finally got here, what did I miss?

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Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
Who is this kid that no one gives a poo poo about

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

1991 posted:

skateboarding is cool

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
AJ is gonna win

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

SomeMathGuy posted:

Controversial take: Ambrose/Styles is going to be good.

I think it's going to own

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
They must be really short on actual content tonight if they're starting the PPV with all this.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
What the hell are you wearing, Shane

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

IcePhoenix posted:

you know, for an authority that always talks about how the show is about the wrestlers Shane and Bryan sure do open all of the shows

They know they don't have 3 hours worth of content, they have to fill some time

fake edit: LOL smackdown ratings soaring, when they just took a swan dive last week

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
That was the biggest waste of time ever

And that's saying a lot in a world where Sheamus and Stephanie exist

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Eltoasto posted:

Nikki is going to win and it will be bullshit.

Come on at least give me a few minutes of cognitive dissonance before I come to the absolutely realistic conclusion that you just posted

I mean, let me at least spend the whole 7 minutes of this match believing Becky or Alexa will win

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
Naomi has the best entrance in WWE

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Fenrir posted:

Naomi has the best entrance in WWE

I said this then Alexa came out with pigtails looking like Juliet Starling and welp

God drat I love Alexa

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
drat, Alexa

Just... drat. :swoon:

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
if Nikki wins I'm pretty much turning off every Smackdown women's segment until someone else gets the belt. I'm long past sick of her.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

tecnocrat posted:

.....can Alexa leave and come back in again please?

Like 15 times, I swear I'm not recording this (lol)

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
GET OUT :frogout:

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Codependent Poster posted:

Alexa is gonna be a star too.

I hope so, I think she owns

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
This match is like,

Actually Good

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
That was a cool spot

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
Also,

Alexa Bliss with pigtails is like, my new favorite thing ever

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

sportsgenius86 posted:

Alexa is cool and is the best talker in the women's division of either show by a wide margin

I always worried that she'd get crushed because she's so tiny but she's got such good heel style and she's great on the mic as well. I'd love to see her as champ.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
God loving dammit

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
If this match wasn't really good I'd turn it off just on general principle because RIP Alexa :smith:

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
Eh I'm cool with Becky winning.

At least it wasn't Nikki.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

jim truds posted:

Should be Becky and Alexa.

Amen

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
Totally cool with Becky winning. Just kinda mad that Alexa went first. The ending should have been Becky/Alexa.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
BOULDER SHOULDERS

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

sportsgenius86 posted:

I feel bad for Rovert's Becky cardboard stand up tonight

:laffo:

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
I can't think of anyone else in WWE who I give less of a poo poo about

Seriously, can the Usos just go away forever

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
I love Heath Slater.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
I didn't expect much out of Rhyno's return. This has been fantastic.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
That was surprisingly decent, also glad Miz won

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Erebus posted:

Please end all matches with Dolph being maced

Also start every episode with 20 minutes of Dolph being maced

100% down with this

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
Oh hey, it's time for Bray to lose yet another feud so we never actually consider him a threat. Yay. Best gimmick in WWE wasted once again. *fart*

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
This is just stupid

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Fenrir posted:

This is just stupid

Correction

I AM STUPID AND THIS OWNS

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Just Chamber posted:

When was the last good Kane match?

right now

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
gently caress the haters this is good

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
Meh, at least it took two guys to beat Bray this time. Usually it just takes one (insert move here)

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Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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