|
I've just been hanging out in the woods, slinging gators and chopping snakes.
|
#
?
Dec 26, 2017 03:03
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 25, 2024 18:18 |
|
|
"I was sent here to invite The Lizard into The Avengers. Please don't tell Spider-man, Peter."
|
|
|
#
?
Dec 26, 2017 03:05
|
|
|
I was going to say it'd be cool to read a story where all these fuckup scientists get together in some sort of alliance of incompetent evil but then remembered that's an actual arc of 52
|
|
#
?
Dec 26, 2017 03:52
|
|
|
really, it makes perfect sense for banner to track down connors. after all, connors is a famous geneticist with many accomplishments, such as turning himself into a humanoid lizard, turning himself into a humanoid lizard, and even turning himself into a humanoid lizard. who wouldn't want his help?
|
|
#
?
Dec 26, 2017 03:56
|
|
|
Conners was in Miami less than 24 hours ago. He had been there for...months? Years? Banner looks like he's been in the Everglades for a solid week. Was he trying to walk through it?
|
|
#
?
Dec 26, 2017 06:59
|
|
|
Samuringa posted:I was going to say it'd be cool to read a story where all these fuckup scientists get together in some sort of alliance of incompetent evil but then remembered that's an actual arc of 52
|
|
#
?
Dec 26, 2017 07:06
|
|
|
gimme the GOD drat candy posted:really, it makes perfect sense for banner to track down connors. after all, connors is a famous geneticist with many accomplishments, such as turning himself into a humanoid lizard, turning himself into a humanoid lizard, and even turning himself into a humanoid lizard. who wouldn't want his help?
|
|
#
?
Dec 26, 2017 09:13
|
|
|
Haifisch posted:Don't shame Banner for wanting to become a the lizard. I mean, he's already green.
|
|
#
?
Dec 26, 2017 19:03
|
|
|
Proteus Jones posted:I mean, he's already green. With envy, yes, that's what we're talking about.
|
|
#
?
Dec 26, 2017 21:47
|
|
|
 HERE. WE. GO.
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2017 01:54
|
|
|
wouldn't that just give him radiation poisoning obviously he's gonna turn into a lizard hulk either way but...
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2017 01:56
|
|
|
Connors will be fine, but will be confused as to why all his clothes suddenly turned purple.
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2017 01:59
|
|
|
Synthbuttrange posted:
oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god *inhales*
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2017 02:04
|
|
|
They're actually doing it, the loving madmen
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2017 02:05
|
|
|
Manatee Cannon posted:wouldn't that just give him radiation poisoning Considering every other time there's been a blood transfusion from Banner there's been a new Hulk he's getting a very specific kind of radiation poisoning.
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2017 02:07
|
|
|
"What rare blood type is that?" "The kind that turns you into a green skinned psychopath. It's a sort of occupational disorder."
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2017 02:09
|
|
|
holy poo poo, despite all the foreshadowing this arc doesn't revolve around connors' poor decision-making skills.
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2017 02:21
|
|
|
gimme the GOD drat candy posted:holy poo poo, despite all the foreshadowing this arc doesn't revolve around connors' poor decision-making skills. Nah, still counts. This entire thing wouldn't have happened if Curt hadn't trashed all the equipment in his house, and also if his backup had been literally anywhere else.
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2017 02:33
|
|
|
And also, you know, the alligator thing
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2017 02:40
|
|
|
Just having a nice chat while Curt screams in the background.
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2017 04:22
|
|
|
Isn't this basically She-Hulk's origin story? Looking forward to Connors turning into a ripped as hell hot green dude.
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2017 04:38
|
|
|
Newspaper She-Hulk is Connors?!
|
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2017 04:38
|
|
|
HIJK posted:oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god *inhales* I am so excited for 2018 
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2017 06:25
|
|
|
don't worry, Connor's lingering DNA tinkering will somehow prevent us from getting a cool The Incredible The Lizard Hulk or something
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2017 06:39
|
|
|
Connors becomes a one-armed hulk and the only cure is lizard dna
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2017 06:42
|
|
|
Connors morphs into a semi-sentient, rage-filled arm when angered after the transfusion. It's a regular human-sized arm that is green.
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2017 06:46
|
|
|
Its currently a toss-up between Lizard-Hulk or Hulk-Lizard. Or they'll just fail to catch it and the story goes back to Moleman.
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2017 09:47
|
|
|
I'm gonna guess the transfusion goes swimmingly with no ill effects for either party.
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2017 09:59
|
|
|
Push El Burrito posted:I'm gonna guess the transfusion goes swimmingly with no ill effects for either party. Nope according to the dice Bruce is somehow going to turn into a banana and Conner is going to turn into a second Peter.
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2017 14:36
|
|
|
I hope the solution to whatever monstrosity is created is to give it Spider-man's blood.
|
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2017 14:38
|
|
|
Lurdiak posted:I hope the solution to whatever monstrosity is created is to give it Spider-man's blood. lizard hulk with six arms incoming
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2017 14:42
|
|
|
"Quick, call Dr. Morbius!"
|
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2017 15:01
|
|
|
Manatee Cannon posted:lizard hulk with severe mental disability incoming
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2017 15:01
|
|
|
Last Christmas they gave us Peter's furry space son. This year they decided to top that.
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2017 15:19
|
|
|
Push El Burrito posted:I'm gonna guess the transfusion goes swimmingly with no ill effects for either party. 
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2017 17:02
|
|
|
SilverSupernova posted:Last Christmas they gave us Peter's furry space son. Holy poo poo was that really a year ago?
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2017 18:08
|
|
|
Just imagine how much more dangerous Hulk would be if he sunk to Peters levels of retardation.
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2017 18:53
|
|
|
Imagine the size of the brick you would have to use to take down a Peter-level Hulk
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2017 20:59
|
|
|
Samuringa posted:Imagine the size of the brick you would have to use to take down a Peter-level Hulk Galactus would have to throw it
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2017 21:03
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 25, 2024 18:18 |
|
|
Bricks already disable Peter's Spider Sense. I'm sure they can bypass Hulk's strength.
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2017 21:38
|
|