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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?


I just remembered I made this but never submitted it. :(

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Tulul
Oct 23, 2013

THAT SOUND WILL FOLLOW ME TO HELL.
Best bird card submitted: PMush Perfect


By posting a card that was for last week's contest, you have truly demonstrated the spirit of procrastination.

3rd: Mikl


This is a neat variant on this effect. It's weaker than the usual version, which is good for color pie reasons, but also a little more flexible. A couple of formatting notes: Counters aren't capitalized and the modern templating for O-Ring effects has changed to prevent shenanigans with bouncing.

2nd: Lack of Bear


I dig alternate win/loss-cons and graveyard recursion, even though I suspect it might be horribly broken. Flavorwise (and powerwise) this might work better with less than five counters - five turns isn't much of a deadline in Magic time.

1st: Only 17 characters


Dimir Abyss is really cool. I would build a million janky decks around this, taking advantage of ETB effects on your own creatures while messing up your opponent's board.

Congrats!

(I was trying to post this exactly on time as a joke, but waited too long. I'm not sure if that's ironic or not.)

Lack of Bear
Jun 12, 2007

he couldn't bear it


First timer with a 1 to 1 post to win ratio! Congrats

Only 17 characters
Feb 23, 2014

19 dollars and a toothbrush.
Wow! Thank you, I'm glad you dug my card.

To commemorate my first post, let's make the next theme cards that leverage 1 power



Contest ends Sunday April 7th

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
It's time for my favorite part of a new contest, resubmissions ripping off Yu-Gi-Oh!

girl dick energy fucked around with this message at 10:56 on Apr 1, 2019

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
You might be able to swing that at 1GG. 4 feels really expensive for something that basically requires deathtouch to not be a trap.

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker


Spreadsheet updated.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!


e. replaced with actual card

Mikl fucked around with this message at 13:04 on Apr 3, 2019

The Gorp
Jan 7, 2013

My style is impetuous,
My defenses are impregnable
My arms are tired


Oh wait I just read the op and looked to find that the mentor card already exists. I'm keeping it because I like my flavor more, and the fact that he doesn't benefit from his ability.
All of these cards probably are too annoying when put together, but not too good. That's all that matters right?

The Gorp fucked around with this message at 08:14 on Apr 3, 2019

Lack of Bear
Jun 12, 2007

he couldn't bear it


Lack of Bear fucked around with this message at 19:22 on Apr 3, 2019

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker

Endless Swarm.

Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?


e: i think it needs a bit more oomph

Nebalebadingdong fucked around with this message at 07:23 on Apr 3, 2019

The Gorp
Jan 7, 2013

My style is impetuous,
My defenses are impregnable
My arms are tired


6 submissions is probably too many so I'm going to force myself to quit posting now.
The last two are basically the same concept just done differently, furthering the notion that I need to stop.

Edit: Thanks

The Gorp fucked around with this message at 12:05 on Apr 4, 2019

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

The Gorp posted:



6 submissions is probably too many so I'm going to force myself to quit posting now.
The last two are basically the same concept just done differently, furthering the notion that I need to stop.

Planewarp needs to say owners' hands.

Lack of Bear
Jun 12, 2007

he couldn't bear it


Eeevil
Oct 28, 2010

Well obviously he didn't see it, or he'd be wearing a hardhat :colbert:


Bonus one that probably doesn't count, but the challenge made me think of it:

Eeevil fucked around with this message at 10:36 on Apr 6, 2019

TheCog
Jul 30, 2012

I AM ZEPA AND I CLAIM THESE LANDS BY RIGHT OF CONQUEST

Tulul
Oct 23, 2013

THAT SOUND WILL FOLLOW ME TO HELL.

Lack of Bear
Jun 12, 2007

he couldn't bear it


Only 17 characters
Feb 23, 2014

19 dollars and a toothbrush.
I have bad internet connectivity right now sadly so pardon my brevity.

AJ_Impy
This is my pick for second place

Just made an arcades deck and this would be a blast in it

Lackofbear
This is my pick for first place

This is what I get into, fun dimir stuff. Bizarre shapeshifters.

So congrats!

Lack of Bear
Jun 12, 2007

he couldn't bear it


That was sudden. Time to fall back on the old "do the thing the new set is doing."

Loyalty



Design a Planeswalker at Uncommon with a static ability and a minus ability. They kind of work like enchantments that your opponent can try to kill with combat.

It can be a current character or anything else.

You have until 9 PM PST Sunday the 14th.

The Gorp
Jan 7, 2013

My style is impetuous,
My defenses are impregnable
My arms are tired
Do you have a website or template that allows for making planeswalkers with static abilities?
Might have to text only if I can't find a decent one.

Lack of Bear
Jun 12, 2007

he couldn't bear it


Shenafu's Card Creator
https://www.shenafu.com/magic/cc.php

It is not a very good site but it works if you format you text box input as:

"ability 1

-x: ability 2"

I don't care if you just have a zero next to your first ability or even just put the card in a normal frame.

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker


Spreadsheet updated.

The Gorp
Jan 7, 2013

My style is impetuous,
My defenses are impregnable
My arms are tired
Too much of an idiot to upload an image to that template OR get the abilities working.
Text it is.

Elspeth, Born Leader
1WW

-At the beggining of your upkeep, create a 1/1 soldier token.
(-1) Target creature gains Indestructible until your next turn.

Loyalty: 4

Lack of Bear
Jun 12, 2007

he couldn't bear it


If you use

https://mtgcardsmith.com/planeswalker/upload

you can just erase the first 0 and leave it blank and it will work too.

Tulul
Oct 23, 2013

THAT SOUND WILL FOLLOW ME TO HELL.


The templating here is pretty ugly, but the font goes to like .5 if you try to put more than a few lines on each ability space. (I also just realized that Aminatou's second ability is a little hard to read, it says "Look at the top card and bottom card of your library, then put up to one of those cards on top of your library and the rest into your graveyard".)

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?


Had some ideas while I was gone.

Lack of Bear
Jun 12, 2007

he couldn't bear it


Third Place:


This is a cool way to make a 1 cost planeswalker stay relevant. In the right deck it could hang around all game. It does feel a little awkward seeing it die with a trigger on the stack that would save it.

Second Place:


This feels kind of like a Fires of Yavimaya mixed with a Kessig Wolf Run. Being able to drop Gruul dude and give it +7/+1, haste and trample seems a little over the top for 4 at uncommon.

First Place:



I loved drafting Torment of Scarabs, and this would let me relive that but also kill things. Turning a board wipe into a Torment of Hailfire sounds like a lot of fun.

Congrats AJ Impy!

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker
Start your engines

Continuing the theme of 'stuff from the new set', we're seeing some of these:



With a new twist:



So, you have until Sunday, April 21st at 23:59 UTC to Make a vehicle that's one or more colours.

Spreadsheet updated.

Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?


girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?


Not a lot of ideas for this one.

Lack of Bear
Jun 12, 2007

he couldn't bear it


Lack of Bear fucked around with this message at 00:38 on Apr 17, 2019

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Galvanitank
RRWW
Mythic Rare
Artifact - Vehicle
4/4
Trample, vigilance
X, Discard a card with converted mana cost X, T: Galvanitank deals X damage to target attacking or blocking creature. If Galvanitank is a creature, you may activate this ability without paying mana.
Crew 3

Lack of Bear
Jun 12, 2007

he couldn't bear it


I keep having to remember, oh yeah this is supposed to be flavored like a vehicle.

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker
Seven entries from three participants suggests an unpopular contest or bad timing over the holidays. In any case,

Third Place


Second Place



First Place


The winner posted:

Galvanitank
RRWW
Mythic Rare
Artifact - Vehicle
4/4
Trample, vigilance
X, Discard a card with converted mana cost X, T: Galvanitank deals X damage to target attacking or blocking creature. If Galvanitank is a creature, you may activate this ability without paying mana.
Crew 3


The pick of the bunch, if we can get it to work in the rules. Congrats, PMush!


Spreadsheet updated.

AJ_Impy fucked around with this message at 19:13 on Apr 22, 2019

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Whoo, I got another win! :toot:

Contest up soon.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Pervert a Mechanic!

By Kuiperdolin, Lack of Bear, Mystic Mongol, and yours truly, respectively

Ever seen a keyword that is always implied to work a certain way, but is never actually stated to only work that way? Unearth on an artifact? Lifelink on a spell? "Enchant enchantment"? Show me what you got.

Entries will be judged on creativity, power level, color pie fit, and ability to be technically correct within the rules. Anything where you have to go change something in the comprehensive rules? Probably won't take the gold.

Contest ends Sunday, April 28th at 11:59 PM, CST.

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Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

I haven't been around in ages but for me this contest is like my hole in Amigara Fault.



Totem Armor as a drawback!



Totem Armor as a delayed benefit thing!



Affinity for spells!



Affinity for creature types! This... isn't even that far removed from Affinity's intent and is a great way to make the Class creature types a little more relevant in a simple way, but for some reason when I presented this brilliant idea to Mark Rosewater he just said "Get out of my house or I'm calling the police"

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