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What funny things do you think would happen if Seinfeld was set in 2016? Can you imagine Jerry getting an iPad? Imagine the hi-jinks George would have with Tinder. What plotlines do you think would occur in modern day Seinfeld?
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Sep 12, 2016 10:51
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Nothing but cuck jokes and I'm gay as far as the eye can see.
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Sep 12, 2016 10:58
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"What's the deal with Hillary Clinton dying? I've seen bags of popcorn that hold up better under pressure. Harambe didn't even have that many handlers. And he actually cared about children!"
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Sep 12, 2016 11:00
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Honestly so many plots in Seinfeld revolved around characters not-being able to get in contact with each other or otherwise relay information that half the episodes just couldn't work in these days were everyone has cellphones and email.
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Sep 12, 2016 11:16
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I still wouldn't watch it.
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Sep 12, 2016 11:21
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Tired of overpaying for street vendor hot dogs, George invents a vest that he can strap several dogs to be carried around and eaten throughout the day but finds he needs to wear a jacket to keep them warm. Realizing he has forgotten buns, he is forced to wait in line to buy one from a vendor and causes a panic when during an argument over whether he can just buy a bun his jacket over heats and is mistaken for a suicide bomber as he rips the jacket open revealing his weenie vest and loudly cursing the vendor stand, Al Ahu's Snackbar..
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Sep 12, 2016 11:24
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Malice Green posted:I still wouldn't watch it.
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Sep 12, 2016 11:25
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They would see a fat person getting mugged, mock them in exactly the same way except now the mugger and the victim would berate them for fat shaming, the video would cause a worldwide firestorm of outrage that eventually drives Kramer to drop a cheap knockoff "Flat Screen" that is a 400lb CRT television into his apartment's hot tub to commit suicide. Meanwhile Newman keeps liking all of Jerry's status updates and Jerry wants to know why Fat Shat Sings fucked around with this message at 11:30 on Sep 12, 2016 |
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Sep 12, 2016 11:28
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Jerry sleeping with a bunch of hot women and dumping them almost immediately for dumb reasons is pretty timeless, though.
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Sep 12, 2016 11:28
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FIRST TIME posted:Jerry sleeping with a bunch of hot women and dumping them almost immediately for dumb reasons is pretty timeless, though. one time my 7th grade science class had some abstinence advocate lady give a speech and one of her facts was that jerry had slept with a new woman once every other episode, or 12 women a year i said that was awesome and the abstinence speech lady got pissed off
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Sep 12, 2016 11:31
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Malice Green posted:I still wouldn't watch it.
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Sep 12, 2016 11:32
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galagazombie posted:Honestly so many plots in Seinfeld revolved around characters not-being able to get in contact with each other or otherwise relay information that half the episodes just couldn't work in these days were everyone has cellphones and email. People say this a lot but the times I remember that this would hold true were just minor plot points, plus they managed to keep in touch pretty well with payphones/car phones. Besides, they even use a cellphone on at least one occasion that I can remember (the bottle deposit one in the mail truck). Honestly all they'd have to really change was the props and the fashion and I think most of them could still work.
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Sep 12, 2016 11:33
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Can't get a cellphone signal in a mall parking garage.
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Sep 12, 2016 11:36
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Murphy Brownback posted:People say this a lot but the times I remember that this would hold true were just minor plot points, plus they managed to keep in touch pretty well with payphones/car phones. Besides, they even use a cellphone on at least one occasion that I can remember (the bottle deposit one in the mail truck). Honestly all they'd have to really change was the props and the fashion and I think most of them could still work. The restaurant episode where George is waiting for a call.
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Sep 12, 2016 11:38
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What's the deal with airline security???? Everyone discovers Tindr and it isn't working for any of them except George. We learn at the end that he just swipes on all the women. Newman is an email deliveryman. This job is never explained Kramer makes a kickstarter selling imaginary spaceships.
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Sep 12, 2016 11:43
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Kramer can't stop talking about gamergate.
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Sep 12, 2016 11:45
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Unguided posted:The restaurant episode where George is waiting for a call. I would also figure George would be too cheap to mail out wedding invitations and would try to just e-mail them out.
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Sep 12, 2016 11:47
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Does 9/11/2001 count as present day cuz I have a funny plot idea.
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Sep 12, 2016 11:53
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Kramer gets to star in his own tv show but quits when the writers add a next door neighbor to the show that steals the spotlight. "The show is called Kramer, but all people talk about is Larry! WHAT is the deal with this show!?"
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Sep 12, 2016 11:55
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just watch it's always sunny
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Sep 12, 2016 11:55
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Give Pat a Job posted:Does 9/11/2001 count as present day cuz I have a funny plot idea. someone already did a bang up job of it. google it.
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Sep 12, 2016 12:06
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galagazombie posted:Honestly so many plots in Seinfeld revolved around characters not-being able to get in contact with each other or otherwise relay information that half the episodes just couldn't work in these days were everyone has cellphones and email. The gang is constantly out of touch due to dead batteries. George wears a fanny pack that is opened to reveal a dozen of those little charger bricks
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Sep 12, 2016 12:09
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Jerry is a Youtube celebrity comedian who bangs girls he meets at Cons Elaine is a copy editor for a click bait site and her boss is an eccentric Silicon Valley weirdo George plays MMOs and posts on 4chan in his parent's basement, he is constantly doxxed and has to make up new names and backstories every time Kramer creates wacky Kickstarter schemes and is heavily invested in Bitcoin Newman is an Amazon drone pilot
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Sep 12, 2016 12:09
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What's the deal with Facebook?
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Sep 12, 2016 12:10
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The Dennis System posted:What's the deal with Facebook? 2010 is present day? 
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Sep 12, 2016 12:12
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What's the deal with Vines? It doesn't give you enough time t-
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Sep 12, 2016 12:13
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what if seinfeld was still alive
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Sep 12, 2016 12:22
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george watch hentai
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Sep 12, 2016 12:22
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George is upset because Elaine accidentally sent a naked snapchat to everyone but him.
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Sep 12, 2016 12:23
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to answer the op's question: Larry David is hard at work on curb your enthusiasm season nine
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Sep 12, 2016 12:26
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Jerry has a desktop PC that you still never see him use because it's loving 2016.
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Sep 12, 2016 12:27
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George buys his parents new IPhone 7's and they get into a screaming match about the lack of a headphone jack.
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Sep 12, 2016 12:31
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Germstore posted:George is upset because Elaine accidentally sent a naked snapchat to everyone but him. then he finally gets one and tries to screen shot it against jerry's protests but the phone dramatically flies out of his greasy fingers and lands in someone's coffee and they turn and look at each other and make like a YEESH face freeze frame roll credits
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Sep 12, 2016 12:33
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jerry yells at george for spending an hour browsing tinder while making GBS threads in his bathroom, says it's disgusting, george refuses to be shamed for doing a "swipe and wipe" jerry dates a girl who likes trump but every time he goes to break up with her they have sex and she eats his rear end and he just can't dump her afterwards george calls the new iphone "obscene" the poo poo writes itself
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Sep 12, 2016 12:38
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elaine becomes a feminist and disavows her friendship with the other 3 on grounds that theyre sexist pigs jerry gets aids (from being gay) george fucks prostitutes and accidentally kills one of them in one of the season finale but it's really zany they do like a weekend at bernies thing when george's parents come into town that same morning kramer is gay and secretly the one who pozed jerry's neg hole but only the audience knows
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Sep 12, 2016 12:40
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thathonkey posted:elaine becomes a feminist and disavows her friendship with the other 3 on grounds that theyre sexist pigs at least two of those happened in the show, were you not a regular viewer?
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Sep 12, 2016 12:44
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Jerry and George are walking the snowy streets of December when they hear a voice call out "JERRY!" and as they turn around to see Uncle Leo say "HEL-" as he is hit by a car driven by Tim Whatley who lost control of the car due having an allergic reaction from eating shellfish. Later, George realizes his parents could die any day, and begins to enjoy spending time with them and even cooks everyone dinner for Festivus, which was to be lobster but George couldn't bring himself to boil it, commenting "ugly. no hair. slow witted. bottom feeder. I just see too much of myself in him." and proceeds to cook a kosher meal that turns out to be tainted with a poisonous glue that either kills his parents or lets them sue for millions of dollars with the stipulation that George can't inherit any of as he is suspected of deliberately poisoing his family with inheritance as the motive.
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Sep 12, 2016 12:50
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I would set my house on fire and then murder myself with a screwdriver, op
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Sep 12, 2016 12:50
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Germstore posted:George buys his parents new IPhone 7's and they get into a screaming match about the lack of a headphone jack. Frank: "It's no good, George! I tell ya, it's no good!" Estelle: *screams and faints*
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Sep 12, 2016 12:54
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Elaine strangles Puddy to death in broad daylight at an Arby's and becomes a feminist icon.
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Sep 12, 2016 12:54
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