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newman wear jorts karmer takes up vaping
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Sep 12, 2016 12:57
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Germstore posted:Kramer can't stop talking about gamergate. Kramer uses the N word and has to delete his twitter account
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Sep 12, 2016 12:58
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Murphy Brownback posted:People say this a lot but the times I remember that this would hold true were just minor plot points, plus they managed to keep in touch pretty well with payphones/car phones. Besides, they even use a cellphone on at least one occasion that I can remember (the bottle deposit one in the mail truck). Honestly all they'd have to really change was the props and the fashion and I think most of them could still work. Jerry, George and Kramer have aged a fair bit since the show, so they could play the original characters as doddering old fools who are afraid of new tech so have to use payphones. The chick who played Elaine Benis is still hot though. I'd like it if her older character had developed into a super slutty MILF and was now more sexually active than Jerry ever was. And we saw more of it.
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Sep 12, 2016 12:59
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George starts playing Pokemon go and nobody else is interested. He drops his phone in a puddle playing and everyone else is leveling up while he waits for a new phone. Heroes gets his new phone and everyone has stopped playing
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Sep 12, 2016 13:00
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thathonkey posted:kramer is gay and secretly the one who pozed jerry's neg hole but only the audience knows -At Jerry's Funeral- Kramer: *looks around nervously* "Uhhh... Giddy-up!" -Roll Credits-
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Sep 12, 2016 13:03
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Jerry dates a struggling female comedian whose entire routine seems to be stolen from Banya. Jerry decides to let it go but it turns out it was Banya who stole the routine from her. Jerry vomits and tells the woman to kill herself.
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Sep 12, 2016 13:06
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Newman becomes a Mail Rights Activist
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Sep 12, 2016 13:07
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Doctor Discomfort posted:Newman becomes a Mail Rights Activist 
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Sep 12, 2016 13:10
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BigBadSteve posted:Jerry, George and Kramer have aged a fair bit since the show, so they could play the original characters as doddering old fools who are afraid of new tech so have to use payphones. Now here’s the twist, and there is a twist: We show it. We show all of it. Because what’s the one major thing missing from all sitcoms these days guys? …Full penetration.
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Sep 12, 2016 13:21
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Bitter Mushroom posted:Now here’s the twist, and there is a twist: We show it. We show all of it. Because what’s the one major thing missing from all sitcoms these days guys? …Full penetration. That and real life on-screen murder. I think we might have something here!
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Sep 12, 2016 13:25
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Gentlemen, lady. . . if Jack's not ready, l'd like to tell you about the future of entertainment. What am l talking about? Celebrity snuff reality content made exclusively for your mobile phone. Now, what's that? MC Lyte just murdered Danny Bonaduce? Oh, thanks, phone!
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Sep 12, 2016 13:27
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Well then off I go! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCIh8QPaha0
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Sep 12, 2016 13:28
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galagazombie posted:Honestly so many plots in Seinfeld revolved around characters not-being able to get in contact with each other or otherwise relay information that half the episodes just couldn't work in these days were everyone has cellphones and email. So? You could easily replace that with the inherent tendency for miscommunication that the digital age has brought. Characters would read different things into messages, misunderstand each other, take offense etc. The gang reading too much or too little into an emoticon and obsessing over memes. You could still do an "out-of-battery" / "dropped the phone in the pool" episode now and again. I mean, it sounds boring as gently caress, but it could be done. thotsky fucked around with this message at 13:42 on Sep 12, 2016 |
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Sep 12, 2016 13:37
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Kramer bursts into Jerry's apartment, "we're making america great again!" "It has no brakes, Jerry!" "No brakes?" "No brakes!"
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Sep 12, 2016 13:54
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wheres the gabagool?
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Sep 12, 2016 13:56
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WRONG THREAD
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Sep 12, 2016 13:59
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Jerry has a new girlfriend, Lucy, who is eaten by a predator. e: wrong thread. Germstore fucked around with this message at 14:20 on Sep 12, 2016 |
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Sep 12, 2016 14:03
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INT JERRY'S APARTMENT GEORGE: "So I say to her - 'I think my Snapchat's not working right, can you try sending a couple more pictures?' Goldmine, Jerry. You gotta try this. All the usual uninhibitedness, PLUS! a little more because hey, I might not even see it!" JERRY: "And she fell for it?" GEORGE: "Oh boy. How." *makes George 'nice' OK sign* *KRAMER bursts through the door* KRAMER: "Jerry! I gotta talk to you man. It's biiiig. Bigger than big!" JERRY: "Whaaat, come on, it always is with you. What is it this time?" KRAMER: "They're putting chemicals in the water to make the frogs gay, Jerry! The frogs!" JERRY: "Ah, says who?" KRAMER: "I know a guy, Jer'. Deep on the inside. He's a bit of a kook, but I think he wants a face to face this Tuesday." GEORGE: "Count me out! I'm not going to some bunker in Montana! Why won't he just Skype you?" JERRY: "Nobody asked you, Constanza. Frogs, huh?" KRAMER: "Frogs. Did you know we rely on amphibians to keep down all kinds of pests? We gotta see this Jer'!" JERRY: "You know what? I think you might be right!" Writes itself, basically.
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Sep 12, 2016 14:18
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Kramer kickstarts a kickstarter for kickstarters Pawl fucked around with this message at 14:28 on Sep 12, 2016 |
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Sep 12, 2016 14:21
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galagazombie posted:Honestly so many plots in Seinfeld revolved around characters not-being able to get in contact with each other or otherwise relay information that half the episodes just couldn't work in these days were everyone has cellphones and email. "Jerry, my Windows phone isn't charging!"
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Sep 12, 2016 14:48
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Germstore posted:George buys his parents new IPhone 7's and they get into a screaming match about the lack of a headphone jack. This sounds exactly like something Frank and Estelle would do. Pawl posted:
*giddyup* ... Kramer gets in trouble with SJWs because he said some triggering things, despite being a strong ally to the community. (Any community, pick one.) Like the AIDs Ribbon Incident times 911. Gaunab posted:just watch it's always sunny Or there's always this. Always Sunny In Philadelphia is basically Seinfeld but with more swearing, modern sensibilities, and pecan sandies.
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Sep 12, 2016 15:03
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Lots of good reasons why people can't get in contact imo. Kramer: Snowden revelations. Throws away phone after homeless guy says he's "being tracked". George: Monitor "not on". Broken charger. Otherwise great imported phone where he hates the ringtone but can't find how to change it because the settings menu is still in Chinese, so just leaves it off. Elaine: Reluctantly ghosting hot guy for some reason, can't even leave phone on. Left phone at dubious hook up's house, doesn't want to go back for it. Jerry: Turns it off for show and forgets to turn it back on. Going a week without it for a bit.
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Sep 12, 2016 15:08
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There would definitely be a vaping episode. I'm thinking Kramer would get really into it and be smoking like three vapes at a time / setting up a vape lounge in his apartment.
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Sep 12, 2016 15:24
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George and Kramer are working on a 3D printer. "What the Heck is going on here?! "
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Sep 12, 2016 15:25
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George and Jerry create a vandelay app that doesn't do anything, and try to sell it to Facebook. It's an app that does nothing!
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Sep 12, 2016 15:29
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Doctor Discomfort posted:Jerry and George are walking the snowy streets of December when they hear a voice call out "JERRY!" and as they turn around to see Uncle Leo say "HEL-" as he is hit by a car driven by Tim Whatley who lost control of the car due having an allergic reaction from eating shellfish. Later, George realizes his parents could die any day, and begins to enjoy spending time with them and even cooks everyone dinner for Festivus, which was to be lobster but George couldn't bring himself to boil it, commenting "ugly. no hair. slow witted. bottom feeder. I just see too much of myself in him." and proceeds to cook a kosher meal that turns out to be tainted with a poisonous glue that either kills his parents or lets them sue for millions of dollars with the stipulation that George can't inherit any of as he is suspected of deliberately poisoing his family with inheritance as the motive. You forgot to write it in the present day and instead just improved on the finale dramatically.
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Sep 12, 2016 16:22
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George gets a trans gf. Everyone around him realize that but him!
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Sep 12, 2016 16:38
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Biomute posted:So? You could easily replace that with the inherent tendency for miscommunication that the digital age has brought. Characters would read different things into messages, misunderstand each other, take offense etc. The gang reading too much or too little into an emoticon and obsessing over memes. You could still do an "out-of-battery" / "dropped the phone in the pool" episode now and again. I mean, it sounds boring as gently caress, but it could be done. Yo, Curb is modern Seinfeld
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Sep 12, 2016 16:40
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Kramer and Newman secure funding for a new app that doesn't actually do anything by putting a bunch of buzzwords on a flowchart and hiring a guy with a beard to read them aloud to investors. By act two, though, they sincerely believe they are creating the new business paradigm for the 21st century and build a cube farm for their engineering staff in Jerry's apartment. Eventually the engineers all quit because Jerry refuses to stock his fridge with IPAs. meanwhile Kramer vapes constantly and insists on referring to his vape as an "e-cigarette"
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Sep 12, 2016 16:57
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Kramer and Newman build a Bitcoin farm in Kramer's apartment. They accidentally trap themselves inside and get severe heatstroke.
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Sep 12, 2016 17:25
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Kramer starts making vape juice in his apartment. Smell that Jerry? Turkey and dressing!
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Sep 12, 2016 17:50
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George's phone dings with a notification Jerry: "What is with all that noise?!" George: "It's a Bing Notification" Jerry: "You use Bing?" George: "I call them my Bing Dings." Jerry: That's a terrible idea. Kramer enters room as George gets another notification Kramer: "Bing Ding?" George: "BING DING"
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Sep 12, 2016 18:02
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Guy: "What are you doing?! George:" Me? What do you mean?" Guy: "You double-clicked the link" George: "So?" Guy: "You don't double-click the link... Just one click. Not two."
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Sep 12, 2016 18:29
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Mr Peterman: "hip you say? I'll show you hip AND class" *Elaine's boss rolls in on a Hoverboard and comes to a stop* *laugh track goes nuts for 30+ seconds with cast not moving an inch* Elaine "well that's certainely...hip"
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Sep 12, 2016 18:45
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Gaunab posted:just watch it's always sunny
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Sep 12, 2016 19:12
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George confuses Tinder with Grindr
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Sep 12, 2016 19:22
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"You swipe left! NEVER swipe left, Jerry!"
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Sep 12, 2016 19:36
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George would invent an iPhone app that directs you to the nearest clean restroom, and makes a fortune. However, instead of losing it in a divorce, he soon loses it by investing in Goldman Sachs AAA+ rated student-loan backed bespoke tranche opportunities. He then moves back into his parents house where they complain bitterly about these "lazy, entitled generation x'ers" and how when they were growing up they bought a house at 19 and paid for college with a minimum wage job.
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"The last person to look at online porn wins the contest".
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