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Jerry is mad about the wheel being invented or something look I really don't know
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great thread idea and execution
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Sep 12, 2016 11:54
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george hitting two rocks together what's wrong with CAVES, jerry? jerry reading off a slab and sipping coffee out of a birds beak: I don't know it just seems so... uncivilized cue laugh track
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Sep 12, 2016 11:54
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Jerry is raped and killed by Newman.
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Sep 12, 2016 11:55
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kramer is a talking dinosaur
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Sep 12, 2016 11:56
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thank you for reading my thread today
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Sep 12, 2016 11:58
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and what's the deal with parody threads?
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Sep 12, 2016 12:00
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BarneyRubble_LaughFactoryIncident.mov
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Sep 12, 2016 12:01
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What is the deal with fire? Oh sure, let me just burn this meat before eating it, that'll catch on. Have you ever noticed those guys who spend all day drawing themselves throwing spears at giant mammoths on the cave walls? Who are these people? I never see them out hunting, so who do they think they're fooling? "well I'm a loser now, but people who see this a few hundred years from now will think I'm cool."
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Sep 12, 2016 12:07
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Doctor Discomfort posted:What is the deal with fire? Oh sure, let me just burn this meat before eating it, that'll catch on. heh heh yeah! thats what he'd say
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Sep 12, 2016 12:10
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it was called Dinosaurs OP and it had a better final episode
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Sep 12, 2016 12:19
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Kramer goes on a rant about how he hates neanders
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Sep 12, 2016 12:20
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most of their awkward situations will map well onto neolithic situations. honestly it is more unrealistic to imagine Seinfeld today, as 78% of their problems would be solved by cell phones
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Sep 12, 2016 12:25
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this comic isnt very good but it basically illustrates what i was imagining on the fateful day i came up with this thread
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Sep 12, 2016 12:35
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The Pony Incident posted:this comic isnt very good but it basically illustrates what i was imagining on the fateful day i came up with this thread What the gently caress there weren't mailmen in cave man times MODS
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Sep 12, 2016 12:57
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Kramer: that's it, I'm moving back to the trees! Jerry: back to the trees? What? We just spent the last ten thousand years moving out of the trees! Kramer: well I'm moving back. I've had it with caves.
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Sep 12, 2016 13:02
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jerry stove in a arctotheriums skull with a boulder elaine perishes in winter
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Sep 12, 2016 13:04
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jerry gets frustrated with the contractor asking him about every little thing and tells him to just do whatever comes back, and his apartment is flooded with molten lava
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Sep 12, 2016 13:07
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Jerry breaks up with his latest girlfriend because she has opposable toes and it freaks him out.
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Elaine is dating a neanderthal, everyone is annoyed by his high pitched voice. "He's a high talker!"
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Sep 12, 2016 13:09
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Kramer tries a get rich quick scheme involving tar pits but ends up getting bogged down in logistics.
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Sep 12, 2016 13:12
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jerry is violently torn apart by pterodactyls
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Sep 12, 2016 13:15
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Kramer invents clothes that you wear for fun, not warmth Everyone thinks this is his weirdest and dumbest idea yet, except for George's dad They set up shop in George's old space in the cave, George's mom is just as shrill and infuriating even in an era where you could bash her over the head with your club J. Peterman makes stuff nobody needs, Elaine can't dance around the fire for poo poo, and Jerry breaks up with his latest date because she's too hairy George should've gone extinct years ago, but noooooo...
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Sep 12, 2016 13:17
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Kramer and Elaine are violently torn apart by a gorilla named Raquel.
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Sep 12, 2016 13:19
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u-gah, u-gah, oogah oh
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Sep 12, 2016 13:26
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Kramer attempts to "de-evolve" to get out of paying rent for his cave, and tries to grow gills by shoving his head underwater and breathing in until his body gets used to it. George finds a wooly mammoth tusk and schemes to fit it down his pants to attract mates
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Sep 12, 2016 13:26
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Newman is worshipped as a god because he's so fat.
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Sep 12, 2016 13:27
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Jerry has 4 different kinds of cereal on a rock shelf, and only Kramer eats them. 
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Sep 12, 2016 13:35
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George pushes his mate down while running from a sabretooth tiger. Explains to his fellow caveman that he is a hero for not leading the tiger back to them.
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Sep 12, 2016 13:36
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The Romans conquer the tribe, and George is made governor due to being mistaken for a deposed senator
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Sep 12, 2016 13:36
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Traffic in the jungle is worse than ever and the entire episode takes place with Jerry and George hanging on a vine waiting for the next vine to open up.
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Sep 12, 2016 13:36
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In the last episode the gang is exiled from the village and quickly die.
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Sep 12, 2016 13:37
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whats the deal with this record player? its a bird for crying out loud it should be singing bird songs not Loverboys greatest hits and whats the deal with women these days? you club them on the head and their skulls collapse and then how are you supposed to drag them back to your cave by their hair?
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Sep 12, 2016 13:38
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Jerry's PC sits unused because electricity hasn't been invented yet.
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Sep 12, 2016 13:42
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"ME MASTER OF DOMAIN" *smashes george with club, masturbates on his twitching corpse*
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Sep 12, 2016 13:45
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Doctor J Off posted:The Romans conquer the tribe, and George is made governor due to being mistaken for a deposed senator He then lives it up, impressing women with his newfound status and power. This peaceful life is shattered when he is called to account for his management of the village by the Emporer Steinbrenner.
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Sep 12, 2016 13:45
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Newman runs 26 miles to deliver news of the Greek victory at the Battle of Marathon.
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Germstore posted:Newman runs 26 miles to deliver news of the Greek victory at the Battle of Marathon. *Drops dead shortly after arrival*
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Sep 12, 2016 13:48
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The episode shown in reverse begins with jerry finding a black monolith in his cave, and ends with protozoan versions of the gang laughing at another protozoa being attacked.
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elaines dancing angers the gods
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