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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Tendai posted:

I don't want to die 10 years early because I'm a fat gently caress. That's pretty much it.

Yeah, but that means you live to 90, instead of 80.

No one who's 80 gives a gently caress if they dropped dead the next day.

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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LordArgh posted:

No one who's fat makes it to 80

Sure, they go at fifty. And he wants to live 10 years longer than that.

So 60. Congrats to him.... I guess? Almost made it to retirement.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Groke posted:

How do you think this guy's day-to-day existence is like compared to the average octogenarian?

He's looking forward to another 20 years of life!

Everyone else is praying the specter of death takes them into the sweet bosom of the grave every night before they go to bed.

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