Name this dog I just adopted.

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Lemon: May 22, 2003

Dr. Vinnie Boombatz

# ? Sep 12, 2016 23:53

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 22:07

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3: Nov 15, 2003

Xi Jinping

all small rodent-like canines should be named after chinese senior party members

# ? Sep 12, 2016 23:54

cap-n-crunch: Dec 29, 2008; A garden of modest ambition.

Senor Baby Jes�s Buttplug.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:23

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

t-rexcellent

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:32

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

I've used it once already but it's good and should spread and become popular

Lemon posted:

Dr. Vinnie Boombatz

I know a vinnie boombatz irl

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:32

extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

Lemon posted:

Dr. Vinnie Boombatz

this, because a dog that size will definitely get no respect

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:33

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

se�or woofington

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:33

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

drog_burt

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:33

tie-dye my titties: Jun 14, 2014; by WE B Boo-ourgeois

Chad

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:33

Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Ralp is actually a pretty good dog name

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:33

Captain Splendid: Jan 7, 2009; Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

I say.

"I say! Come here!"

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:52

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

GeneX posted:

Ralp is actually a pretty good dog name

i almost adopted a dog about a year and a half ago and was gonna name it ralp as a forums gift to everyone, a lil gbs puppy that belonged to us all

instead i started using drugs

# ? Sep 13, 2016 01:00

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Sgt. Grumbles

# ? Sep 13, 2016 01:14

Uncle Salty: Jan 19, 2008; BOYS

Harambe

# ? Sep 13, 2016 01:14

pants in my pants: Aug 18, 2009; by Smythe

Anal Sodomy (to your wallet and freedom.)

lol you stupid gently caress you got a dog that is the second worst decision one can make after having a child.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 01:27

Dave_Indeed: Feb 22, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

two forty posted:

Anal Sodomy (to your wallet and freedom.)

lol you stupid gently caress you got a dog that is the second worst decision one can make after having a child.

It's easier if you don't work at a pizza store.

FIGHT ME IN MY drat DRIVE WAY.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 01:31

jfrancis: Nov 7, 2005; I look smarter than I am.

Mr. Pink

# ? Sep 13, 2016 01:31

pants in my pants: Aug 18, 2009; by Smythe

I haven't made a pizza in three years. Let's go.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 01:35

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

that dog looks like a weird little freak who will pee and poop in public at every opportunity.

name him nooner.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 01:37

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

whoflungpoop posted:

chihuahuas only need one of two names, Piddles or Quiver

u promised me u'd stop naming animals after verbs in my spiderman fanfic

# ? Sep 13, 2016 01:45

JnnyThndrs: May 29, 2001; HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS

This thread makes me sad, back in the day the entire first page of -any- "name my____" would be filled with one single response. Now, years later, everyone is either banned, dead, or riddled with dementia and five pages in, nobody's posted the correct answer.