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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
roll that fucker up and eat it like a burritto !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Good strat! I'm a big fan of eating the whole thing myself, then when my girlfriend gets home from work there will be no evidence of my extremely poor life choices :grin:

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Captain Yossarian posted:

Good strat! I'm a big fan of eating the whole thing myself, then when my girlfriend gets home from work there will be no evidence of my extremely poor life choices :grin:

oh duh party pizzas are NOT for sharing

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
i probably shouldve taken a handful of vicodin before work today, because i was not prepared for this

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Drink Cheerwine posted:

i probably shouldve taken a handful of vicodin before work today, because i was not prepared for this

thats why i sell lamps big guy, easy breezy

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
17% mozzarella
4% provolone
2.5% parmesan

this cheese readings are off the charts! i mean they dont even show up! where is the cheese, if you please>>>??

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Smash it Smash hit posted:

thats why i sell lamps big guy, easy breezy

MEASLY CHEESLY

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Drink Cheerwine posted:

17% mozzarella
4% provolone
2.5% parmesan

this cheese readings are off the charts! i mean they dont even show up! where is the cheese, if you please>>>??

IN MY TUMMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
The commercial first floor of my Philly apartment complex was a specialty lamp store called Bulb.

It stayed in existence for years

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

LegoPirateNinja posted:

The commercial first floor of my Philly apartment complex was a specialty lamp store called Bulb.

It stayed in existence for years

That's the problem to be a great lamp salesman you gotta be out on the road - where the people are!!!

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


you find a couple and press a lamp into the guy's hand saying 'a lovely lamp for your lovely girl' and then if he doesn't give her the lamp he looks like an rear end in a top hat

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

MiracleWhale posted:

you find a couple and press a lamp into the guy's hand saying 'a lovely lamp for your lovely girl' and then if he doesn't give her the lamp he looks like an rear end in a top hat

Classic move but. Works everytime!

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

MiracleWhale posted:

you find a couple and press a lamp into the guy's hand saying 'a lovely lamp for your lovely girl' and then if he doesn't give her the lamp he looks like an rear end in a top hat

Oh poo poo the evil genie gambit

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personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry-rTHOpgxE

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