Thinking about ending my life

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8-Bit Scholar: Jan 23, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

Suicide is painless OP

# ? Sep 13, 2016 04:23

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 10:06

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

8-Bit Scholar posted:

Suicide is painless OP

Uhhhhh? Why do you say that?

# ? Sep 13, 2016 04:24

Edgar: Sep 9, 2005; Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!; Wedge Regret

8-Bit Scholar posted:

Suicide is painless OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vubtGImJXqk

# ? Sep 13, 2016 04:27

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

look op, we know you've been going through some tough times, and I think what we're trying to say is that as long as you can legally buy a firearm, there's always hope

# ? Sep 13, 2016 04:28

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

MiracleWhale posted:

look op, we know you've been going through some tough times, and I think what we're trying to say is that as long as you can legally buy a firearm, there's always hope

How would a gun help me send lamps?!

# ? Sep 13, 2016 04:29

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Not a lot left to show unfortunately

https://imgur.com/xjeGq6y

But drat it was good, got dat tapsilog bowl with fried egg it's hella bomb but their pork belly with the umami gravy is probably the best on the menu

# ? Sep 13, 2016 04:32

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Nooner posted:

Not a lot left to show unfortunately

https://imgur.com/xjeGq6y

But drat it was good, got dat tapsilog bowl with fried egg it's hella bomb but their pork belly with the umami gravy is probably the best on the menu

Luckily my tummy is still full of za but maybe one day maybe

# ? Sep 13, 2016 04:33

AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Go kill your... lights, op.

Don't wanna run up the electric bill.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 04:34

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

AbbadonOfHell posted:

Go kill your... lights, op.

Don't wanna run up the electric bill.

Thanks for the tip friend!!!!

# ? Sep 13, 2016 04:35

AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Thanks for the tip friend!!!!

No prob chief! :tipshat:

# ? Sep 13, 2016 04:39

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

i slowly lick pizza sauce off my tiity

# ? Sep 13, 2016 04:41

jeff smisek: May 18, 2009

Enfield posted:

that ghost salt shaker is adorbs

omg totes like eeeee

# ? Sep 13, 2016 04:42

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

8-Bit Scholar posted:

Suicide is painless OP

# ? Sep 13, 2016 04:47

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

I'm getting drunk on alcohol lol

# ? Sep 13, 2016 04:48

ChrisHansen: Oct 28, 2014; Suck my damn balls.; Lipstick Apathy

Smash it Smash hit posted:

You and I are the same.

Holy gently caress it's a haunted pizza

# ? Sep 13, 2016 04:50

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

Nooner posted:

I'm getting drunk on alcohol lol

You're just starting? :grin:

# ? Sep 13, 2016 04:55

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

The rams are really loving baf why couldn't we have just gotten the Raiders back I hate that I have to be a Rams fan now

# ? Sep 13, 2016 04:58

8-Bit Scholar: Jan 23, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

That pizza looks like poo poo.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 05:08

Grand Prize Winner: Feb 19, 2007

kill me op

# ? Sep 13, 2016 05:09

Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

8-Bit Scholar posted:

That pizza looks like poo poo.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 05:11

That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

hey op

as a cool guy once said, "suck the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat"

# ? Sep 13, 2016 05:35

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

quitting my job shucking clams to start a new business mashing yams

# ? Sep 13, 2016 05:39

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

8-Bit Scholar posted:

That pizza looks like poo poo.

It's not even technically pizza since most of it doesn't have any cheese on it.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 05:45

The Cubelodyte: Sep 1, 2006; Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990; Grimey Drawer

Nooner posted:

I went to Oi! Asian Fusion

So... Punk-skinhead-Szechuan food?

# ? Sep 13, 2016 06:13

various cheeses: Jan 24, 2013

a bone to pick posted:

lol you barely have one cheese

# ? Sep 13, 2016 07:06

SOME PIG: Aug 12, 2004; Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

Tbh, my life jumped the shark somewhere around season 20. At this point it's just dragging on, I don't really pay attention to it anymore

# ? Sep 13, 2016 08:11

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

Smash it Smash hit posted:

How would a gun help me send lamps?!

think of the gun as marketing

# ? Sep 13, 2016 08:27

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.